If you saw this and thought, hmm...I just lost The Game. You're right. You did lose the game. For those of you who have not lost the game, realize that you are winning and have been winning since time immemorial. Congrats! You're a winner that we all wish we could aspire to. Accept, we can't, no, not ever again. Because we know of The Game and it's lore.
If you would like to know more, please, keep reading. I offer this one warning, some things can't be undone. But if you wish to know more about The Game...
The rules are simple: if you know about The Game; you lose. Simply saying the phrase The Game, hearing it, or remembering it makes you a loser of The Game. Now, I suspect some of you will read this and pretend that you are still winning The Game. Well, lie to us all you want. We're just the internet. But, you will hear The Game, you will see it and you will KNOW that you truly have lost The Game. And one of the fun things about The Game is making others lose with you. Why go down alone when you can take all your friends down with you! Am I right?
But don't worry. You can win this! It's super easy to do once you don't think about it. Because that's all you have to do. Forget the game even exists. That way, you're back in the winning bracket. And there is nothing better than being in the winning bracket. Can you imagine it right now? I mean, you're losing right now, so it will be hard. But you're close. To that sweet delicious winning bracket. Mhmm...victory never tasted so sweet as being in the winning bracket of The Game. Oops, I did it again. I keep making us lose. The Game, it's a son of a displacer beast. It's with us one minute and the next it's gone. But then it's back! I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!
Okay, now that we have that all straightened out. How many winners do we really have left? How many losers? If you lose, don't forget to post to make everyone who loses lose with you all over again. And if you're winning, remind others why they are losing. :)
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"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos." Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds." Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED) (All PbP)
I've already won the game, and can no longer lose it. How, you ask? Blatant cheating, that's how! I highly recommend it, does wonders for your sanity and complexion.
Also because I have an indestructible platinum angel with hexproof. And those are hard to get rid of.
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
Man, I've been winning the game for years. Thanks for reminding me.
*angry face*
Misery loves company and no one wants to lose The Game alone... :P Glad I could helpful in bringing The Game back into your life. Years you say? lol DANG! What a win streak!!!
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
I've already won the game, and can no longer lose it. How, you ask? Blatant cheating, that's how! I highly recommend it, does wonders for your sanity and complexion.
Also because I have an indestructible platinum angel with hexproof. And those are hard to get rid of.
Blatant cheating will only get you so far. If you know the rules and are still winning then you are cheating yourself out of the pleasure of bringing others down. Side note, The Game isn't a Hex...it's a state of mind!
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"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
Man, I've been winning the game for years. Thanks for reminding me.
*angry face*
Misery loves company and no one wants to lose The Game alone... :P Glad I could helpful in bringing The Game back into your life. Years you say? lol DANG! What a win streak!!!
I've already won the game, and can no longer lose it. How, you ask? Blatant cheating, that's how! I highly recommend it, does wonders for your sanity and complexion.
Also because I have an indestructible platinum angel with hexproof. And those are hard to get rid of.
Blatant cheating will only get you so far. If you know the rules and are still winning then you are cheating yourself out of the pleasure of bringing others down. Side note, The Game isn't a Hex...it's a state of mind!
The last bit was a Magic: the Gathering joke, sorry if it went over your head.
Platinum Angel is a card with the power "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game." -- except I twisted the interpretation of "the game" to refer to The Game instead of MtG. Indestructible and Hexproof are two MtG keywords, the first meaning that the card cannot be destroyed, and the second meaning that it cannot be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Those two abilities in concert prevent a large amount of removal effects from working on it, making it incredibly hard to get rid of.
Anyway, as long as I have that Angel I can't lose the game :P
I've already won the game, and can no longer lose it. How, you ask? Blatant cheating, that's how! I highly recommend it, does wonders for your sanity and complexion.
Also because I have an indestructible platinum angel with hexproof. And those are hard to get rid of.
Blatant cheating will only get you so far. If you know the rules and are still winning then you are cheating yourself out of the pleasure of bringing others down. Side note, The Game isn't a Hex...it's a state of mind!
The last bit was a Magic: the Gathering joke, sorry if it went over your head.
Platinum Angel is a card with the power "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game." -- except I twisted the interpretation of "the game" to refer to The Game instead of MtG. Indestructible and Hexproof are two MtG keywords, the first meaning that the card cannot be destroyed, and the second meaning that it cannot be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Those two abilities in concert prevent a large amount of removal effects from working on it, making it incredibly hard to get rid of.
Anyway, as long as I have that Angel I can't lose the game :P
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
If you saw this and thought, hmm...I just lost The Game. You're right. You did lose the game. For those of you who have not lost the game, realize that you are winning and have been winning since time immemorial. Congrats! You're a winner that we all wish we could aspire to. Accept, we can't, no, not ever again. Because we know of The Game and it's lore.
If you would like to know more, please, keep reading. I offer this one warning, some things can't be undone. But if you wish to know more about The Game...
The rules are simple: if you know about The Game; you lose. Simply saying the phrase The Game, hearing it, or remembering it makes you a loser of The Game. Now, I suspect some of you will read this and pretend that you are still winning The Game. Well, lie to us all you want. We're just the internet. But, you will hear The Game, you will see it and you will KNOW that you truly have lost The Game. And one of the fun things about The Game is making others lose with you. Why go down alone when you can take all your friends down with you! Am I right?
But don't worry. You can win this! It's super easy to do once you don't think about it. Because that's all you have to do. Forget the game even exists. That way, you're back in the winning bracket. And there is nothing better than being in the winning bracket. Can you imagine it right now? I mean, you're losing right now, so it will be hard. But you're close. To that sweet delicious winning bracket. Mhmm...victory never tasted so sweet as being in the winning bracket of The Game. Oops, I did it again. I keep making us lose. The Game, it's a son of a displacer beast. It's with us one minute and the next it's gone. But then it's back! I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!
Okay, now that we have that all straightened out. How many winners do we really have left? How many losers? If you lose, don't forget to post to make everyone who loses lose with you all over again. And if you're winning, remind others why they are losing. :)
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
What "Game"?
This iz normal life.
I'm that cat guy, and i do stuff. Youtube account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGyrtkNMBOOCxyH4Eueno3w
Tabaxi Bard Level 15
DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos."
Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds."
Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED)
(All PbP)
I just lost the game :/
Man, I've been winning the game for years. Thanks for reminding me.
*angry face*
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
I've already won the game, and can no longer lose it. How, you ask? Blatant cheating, that's how! I highly recommend it, does wonders for your sanity and complexion.
Also because I have an indestructible platinum angel with hexproof. And those are hard to get rid of.
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
Platinum Angel is a card with the power "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game." -- except I twisted the interpretation of "the game" to refer to The Game instead of MtG. Indestructible and Hexproof are two MtG keywords, the first meaning that the card cannot be destroyed, and the second meaning that it cannot be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Those two abilities in concert prevent a large amount of removal effects from working on it, making it incredibly hard to get rid of.
Anyway, as long as I have that Angel I can't lose the game :P
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
Losing again :/
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
Seems like it's been a while since anyone lost this Game, but I just did.
Damn it! I just lost too... :P
"...Debts must always be paid, sometimes in more than blood and gold. But this is Ordo Ursa," Ren places his hand on Erakas's chest, right where the Dragonborn's heart is. "Right here. And it always has been and always will be. Don't ever forget that. Because I won't."
Serandis Mendaen (Aereni Elven Rogue/maybe one day Wizard)- Project Point Playtest
I was winning for so long... :'(
LOL you all losing the game now, I just lost :(
"The hero sought to save the world.
"If I keep trying, I'll be able to win," the hero thought.
But the harder the hero fought, the further the world seemed to tumble away.
Drowning in doubt, the hero could not even save themselves.
Hero, if you still believe in a brighter future, hold in your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt."
~ Guild Wars 2
What are all of you talking about?
Tsk, tsk... still 0 posts, forum gamer.
You're still losing though.
Curse all of you! I was having a perfectly fine day browsing D&D beyond!
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
... All was fine until the jake paulers invaded