My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Whenever you take a step with these boots, it springs you all the way up to space (we are not responsible for loss of skin from this spring, nor are we responsible for dying from lack of air or freezing to death when you reach space)
Iron bands of Bilarro
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Covers your hands with spices made by (name here)
Pipes of Haunting
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It will only give you handy spices, i. e. spices made from the ground up hands of monsters
Elemental gems
*ninjaed*
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
These pipes haunt your house, making loud noises to scare off neighbors who may break in
gloves of missile snaring
Spider Noir, “The Ultimate Webster." Extended Signature
"And when we meet on a cloud, I'll be laughing out loud, I'll be laughing with everyone I see, can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all"
have a quote of your own? Share a song
They make missiles target you.
Ever-smoking bottle
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The bottle tells you the dangers of smoking, and they're not wrong
Boots of speed
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Light speed. you fly off the Earth
Orb of Dragonkind
Pronouns, They/Them/She/Her
Neither one of us can survive without the other. Forget host. Forget symbiote. There is only Carnage.
Once a winner, always a winner
I win... Most of the time...
Unbeatable
Petal in the Wind!
This orb makes dragons act slightly kinder to you (your death will be faster and more merciful)
Instrument of the Bards
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It's an ordinary instrument you stole from a lvl 1 bard.
Boots of striding and springing.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
That's all it is. A fairly normal instrument. But it doesn't make any sound unless a bard plays it.
Frostbrand
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Whenever you take a step with these boots, it springs you all the way up to space (we are not responsible for loss of skin from this spring, nor are we responsible for dying from lack of air or freezing to death when you reach space)
Iron bands of Bilarro
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A completely mundane item made by a company called Frost
Iron bands of Bilarro
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ