ITT: We list off a Magic Item and the next person describes what it does. Name a magic item and the next poster must come up with the discount version, then name their own!
For instance:
Person A says: "Ring of Evasion"
Person B replies with: "I...uh...well...it's complicated. Your ring allows you to dodge questions. Once. Per day."
Person B then lists off their own magic item, and Person C replies to that, and so on and so forth
Your ring gives you +1 when used in a jump rope contest.
glasses of X-ray vision
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Roll the dice and play the game, I’m not here to listen to your politics.
“But this isn’t right. You’re meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying-that’s what all the other knights did!” “Yeah, right before they burst into flame.”
DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos." Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds." Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED) (All PbP)
Once the scroll is used, all of your magicks shall be forevermore sillier-sounding due to misspellings. At least until the scroll wears off, which it is wont to do the moment you fall asleep, there is a rainstorm, or just because life hates you. No warranty is provided.
This patio deck has many things stacked on top of it, making for a very cluttered appearance. Whenever a thing is removed, a new thing takes its place. The things on the deck have no inherent value.
You are now the worlds best coder, however, you can only code in the language "Python". Sadly, you live in a fantasy world in which electricity has yet to be discovered, nevermind computers.
You have acquired a bag of small, brightly colored, edible balls of corn starch, artificial food coloring, and sugar that can be added to milk as part of your complete breakfast. However, you are also constantly being accosted by a silly white rabbit that you continually have to remind that Trix are for kids.
Amulet of Mighty Fists
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I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
Just like that, you've found a rod lying on the floor that can't be moved. You can't carry it anywhere because, well, i can't be moved. Even if you try to teleport it, it won't move. You can try to do anything to move it, but it simply won't. I guess you'll have to just carry on with your adventure without the rod, because you can't take it with you.
Upon equipping these goggles, you instantly go blind. Once a minute has passed, you can see again. A minute later you are bling again. This process repeats until you remove the goggles.
ITT: We list off a Magic Item and the next person describes what it does. Name a magic item and the next poster must come up with the discount version, then name their own!
For instance:
Person A says: "Ring of Evasion"
Person B replies with: "I...uh...well...it's complicated. Your ring allows you to dodge questions. Once. Per day."
Person B then lists off their own magic item, and Person C replies to that, and so on and so forth
I'll start with this: A Ring of Jumping
Your ring gives you +1 when used in a jump rope contest.
glasses of X-ray vision
Roll the dice and play the game, I’m not here to listen to your politics.
“But this isn’t right. You’re meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying-that’s what all the other knights did!”
“Yeah, right before they burst into flame.”
Whenever you put them on, you see your Ex- his name was Ray.
Rod of Wonder
+1 to persuasion checks to say things are "wonderous"
Spell scroll of misspell magic. (YES I JUST DID THAT. (LINKING YOUR OTHER FORUM GAME.))
I'm that cat guy, and i do stuff. Youtube account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGyrtkNMBOOCxyH4Eueno3w
Tabaxi Bard Level 15
DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos."
Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds."
Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED)
(All PbP)
Once the scroll is used, all of your magicks shall be forevermore sillier-sounding due to misspellings. At least until the scroll wears off, which it is wont to do the moment you fall asleep, there is a rainstorm, or just because life hates you. No warranty is provided.
Robe of Eyes
Oh, you misheard the salesman! He said robe of aye's.
Whenever you ask a question, the robe responds with a chorus of people Saying Aye!
Bag of Holding
You are given a bag with a couple of hands to each side that can each hold a small object.
Deck of many things.
I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
This patio deck has many things stacked on top of it, making for a very cluttered appearance. Whenever a thing is removed, a new thing takes its place. The things on the deck have no inherent value.
Staff of the Python
You are now the worlds best coder, however, you can only code in the language "Python". Sadly, you live in a fantasy world in which electricity has yet to be discovered, nevermind computers.
Belt of Storm Giant Strength
You gain the bravery and courage of a Storm Giant, it also really doesn't do anything else beside that
Bag Of Tricks
You have acquired a bag of small, brightly colored, edible balls of corn starch, artificial food coloring, and sugar that can be added to milk as part of your complete breakfast. However, you are also constantly being accosted by a silly white rabbit that you continually have to remind that Trix are for kids.
Amulet of Mighty Fists
I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
While wearing this amulet all your fingers turn into hands, not mighty at all, the "mighty" just makes it sound cooler.
Flametounge
"The hero sought to save the world.
"If I keep trying, I'll be able to win," the hero thought.
But the harder the hero fought, the further the world seemed to tumble away.
Drowning in doubt, the hero could not even save themselves.
Hero, if you still believe in a brighter future, hold in your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt."
~ Guild Wars 2
After drinking this potion, your tongue bursts in to flames (but doesn't hurt) for about ten minutes. Good for eating raw meats and other foods
Ring of evasion
A ring that forces you to avoid social contact with the group of people you feel romantic attraction to, based off a D.C. 16 wis save
immovable rod
Just like that, you've found a rod lying on the floor that can't be moved. You can't carry it anywhere because, well, i can't be moved. Even if you try to teleport it, it won't move. You can try to do anything to move it, but it simply won't. I guess you'll have to just carry on with your adventure without the rod, because you can't take it with you.
Magic beans can
It's a ring that you can wear on any of your fingers.
Candle of Invocation
It is a candle that can invoke up to three more candles of invocations, which can invoke three candles of invocation each one as well, and so on.
Apparatus of the Crab
You are given a spatula used at the Krabby Patty underwater fast food restaurant.
Goggles of Minute Seeing
I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
Upon equipping these goggles, you instantly go blind. Once a minute has passed, you can see again. A minute later you are bling again. This process repeats until you remove the goggles.
Staff of the Magi