Chili Touch (cantrip)

You create a flaming hot hand in the space of a creature within range. Make a ranged spell attack against the creature to assail it with the spiciness of the capsicum. On a hit, the target takes 1d8 fire damage, and it can't regain hit points until the start of your next turn. Until then, the hand clings to the target.

If you hit a fire-associated monster, it also has disadvantage on attack rolls against you until the end of your next turn.

This spell's damage increases by 1d8 when you reach 5th level (2d8), 11th level (3d8), and 17th level (4d8).

Hair bubble

You create a sphere 10 feet in radius centered on a point of origin of your choice. Everyone within the bubble must make a DC 20 constitution saving throw or grow a huge head full of magnificent, luscious hair.

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Chili Touch (cantrip)

You create a flaming hot hand in the space of a creature within range. Make a ranged spell attack against the creature to assail it with the spiciness of the capsicum. On a hit, the target takes 1d8 fire damage, and it can't regain hit points until the start of your next turn. Until then, the hand clings to the target.

If you hit a fire-associated monster, it also has disadvantage on attack rolls against you until the end of your next turn.

This spell's damage increases by 1d8 when you reach 5th level (2d8), 11th level (3d8), and 17th level (4d8).

 This is Geometry Dash music

In your signature, I mean.

(just posting so I can come back to this, but it looks fun)

Placid arrow.

You conjure up a dart of physic force to hit a target within range. On a hit the spell forces them to feel utterly lethargic and lose all excitement they had.

Cone of mold (cone of cold)

The affected area becomes very moldy for 1 minute. All creatures in the area take 4d8 poison damage when you cast this or at the end of their turns.

Fire bot (fire bolt)

If the target is a construct, it no longer follows the orders of whoever it currently works for. It may make a charisma saving throw to resist. Deals no damage.

heating word (healing word)

Target takes 2d8 fire damage instead of healing.

Arcane Clock

You touch an object. For the duration numbers appear on the object indicating the time in hours and minutes.

Beacon of Hype

For the duration a tower 80 foot high and radius 10 feet appears light emits from the top emitting, shedding bright light to a range of 100 feet and dim light an additional 100ft. Anyone within 1 mile of the caster is able to see is display messaging announcing the magnificance of the caster.

Blinding Smile

Any creature within 30 feet of the caster that can see and be seen by the caster must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failed save, the creature is blinded until the end of the caster's next turn.

Charm Parson

You attempt to charm a cleric you can see within range. It must make a Wisdom saving throw, and does so with advantage if you or your companions are fighting it. If it fails the saving throw, it is charmed by you until the spell ends or until you or your companions do anything harmful to it. The charmed creature regards you as a friendly acquaintance. When the spell ends, the creature knows it was charmed by you.

I love the ideas on here. I'll try to make all of them into homebrew for whoever asks me, so just PM me if you don't have the time or energy to make it yourself.

Power word mill

Drawing divine magic from the weave, you compel grain to grind itself. You can convert up you 2,000 any grain such as wheat, barley, or rice into flour automatically.

Docking grasp-  

male storm (maelstrom)

you summon a massive cloud that begins raining down men, don't ask why, it just is. 

Fish (Wish): 9th Level Transmutation

You summon an ordinary fish at a point within 20 feet of you that you can see. That's it.

Power word bun (stun)

Anyone need buns for their burgers?

Power Word Seal: 9th Level Evocation

Summons a perfectly normal seal within 20 feet of the caster. The seal is friendly towards all creatures that were within 10 feet of the caster.

Time stop misspell dump

Tie stop

If the target is wearing a tie, they are restrained by it for 1d4 rounds because it stops mid-air. No save, and the tie is invincible and immovable for that time.

Time stomp

All targets of your choice that were in a 30-foot sphere within 1000 feet of your current position at the same point in time less than 1 week ago took 20d6 force damage. Any creature that would have been reduced to 0 hit points between then and now as a direct result of that damage dies, its body and all its non-artifact possessions disappearing and leaving behind nothing. Otherwise, affected creatures have their hitpoints at the time of casting this spell go down to the amount they would have had at this point in time.

No, I will not make this spell easier on the dm. It directly affects the past. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: Time step

You go up to 1 hour into the past or future, reappearing in the same spot. If the space is occupied, you take 5d10 force damage and get knocked onto the nearest unoccupied space

Teleport via pants (Plants)

Congratulations, you now have teleporting pants

Lightning bolt misspell dump!

Lighting bolt: all targets take 5d6 radiant damage and are glow as if they were hit by faerie fire

Lightning belt: You gain a belt made of lightning for concentration, up to 1 minute. As a bonus action, you may make the belt attack 1 creature within 15 feet, dealing 2d4 lightning damage.

Lightning molt: Your skin comes off revealing, a body made of pure electrical energy. For the next minute, you gain the following benefits:

You are immune to lightning damage.

Your unarmed strikes deal 4d6 lightning damage.

You may use your action to launch a blast of lightning from your body, dealing 3d4 lightning damage to all creatures within a 50-foot line.

When the spell ends, your skin grows back.