I'm mentally the mental Red Raccoon, mental ID10T form. Mentally, I'm a mental black and red mental Teifling. I mentally shoot you with a mental legendary arrow and then mentally my mental silver cross mental white Dragon mentally freezes you, mentally paralyzes you, mentally snaps your mental head off, and then mentally proceeds to mentally shred you into millions of mental pieces. Did it hurt?
(18 mental/mentallys! Beat that!)
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"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Mentally, my mentally enraged mental ghost mentally swears mental revenge. Mentally a few mental months mentally later, my mental ghost mentally reappears, mentally leading a mental horde of mental modrons and mental inevitables, mentally led--mentally alongside my mental ghost--by mental Primus, mentally the mental ruler of the mental plane of mental Mechanus, mentally the mental plane of mental origin of mental modrons and mental inevitables. Mentally, my mental horde of mental modrons and mental inevitables mentally find you, mentally verify that you mentally are mentally who they're mentally looking for--mentally the mental person mentally known on mental D&D Beyond as Old_Hag--and mentally capture you and mentally everyone you've mentally ever mentally known. Mentally, they mentally take all of you mentally back to mental Mechanus and mentally lock you in a mentally completely mentally escape-proof mental cell. Mentally once each mental day, they mentally come into your mental cell and mentally select one of the mental people mentally in there with you; mentally they mentally then mentally magically mentally enhance the mental victim's mental sense of mental touch and mentally slow down their mental time perception, so that mentally everything seems to mentally take 1,000,000,000 times as mentally long--then they mentally start mentally torturing them. Mentally, they mentally very mentally slowly mentally remove the mental victim's mental skin, mantally a mental fraction of a mental inch at a mental time. Mentally, they then mentally start mentally playing with mental fire, mentally break out some very mentally interesting mental tools, and, of course, mentally break several mental bones very, very mentally slowly and mentally painfully. Mentally all the mental while one of them mentally describes, with mentally meticulous attention to mental detail, exactly what each mental torture he's mentally about to mentally inflict will mentally do; and mentally all of you are mentally forced to mentally pay mentally close mental attention. Mentally only when mentally everyone else is mentally dead do they mentally start on you. Did it hurt?
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
It didn't mentally touch you, mighty lemur. Although your mental ghost successfully found a mental boaster that mentally claimed to mentally be me, so I mentally thank you for letting me watch you mentally strangle a mental inconvenience to my mental reign.
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"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Mentally, I mentally throw mental modrons and mental Inevitables at mental Adohand until he mentally goes down, then I mentally try again. Did it hurt this time?
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Maybe I should have named this thread 'Deflect the Mental Blow' or 'Mental Parry'. Huh? Oh, sorry. I wasn't mentally paying mental attention. What were you mentally saying again? All those mentals are starting to mentally mess me up. Shoot. I'm don't mentally know what mentally happened, but I mentally seem to have mentally lost my mental connection to the mental world. So have all the people I have ever mentally known (you too!). They say there was a lot of mental pain involved.
To quote Old Hag,"I rip out a mental sword and cut off your mental hand before you can mentally touch me. Did it hurt?"
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"Well met, adventurer. You seem like a curious sort who enjoys the finer things. Permit me to thrust upon you my latest masterwork, years in the making." Volothamp Geddarm
Mentally, I mentally insert a mental mentally into your last mental sentence, which mentally has the mental effect of mentally warping mental reality in a mental area mentally centered on you. In considering whether or not it hurt, remember that your body is quite attached to the local reality.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Fortunately, I always keep my mental spellcasting components with me. I mentally cast teleport, mentally teleporting my body to Somewhere on the Astral Plane, mentally landing on you, mentally knocking you unconscious, and therefore mentally ending the effect.
Did it hurt?
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"Well met, adventurer. You seem like a curious sort who enjoys the finer things. Permit me to thrust upon you my latest masterwork, years in the making." Volothamp Geddarm
You mentally cheated. Ever mentally battled the legendary Red Raccoon? Oh, and, did it hurt?
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I'll mentally see your mental Red Raccoon and mentally raise you a mental Orange Opposum.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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I'm mentally the mental Red Raccoon, mental ID10T form. Mentally, I'm a mental black and red mental Teifling. I mentally shoot you with a mental legendary arrow and then mentally my mental silver cross mental white Dragon mentally freezes you, mentally paralyzes you, mentally snaps your mental head off, and then mentally proceeds to mentally shred you into millions of mental pieces. Did it hurt?
(18 mental/mentallys! Beat that!)
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Mentally, my mentally enraged mental ghost mentally swears mental revenge. Mentally a few mental months mentally later, my mental ghost mentally reappears, mentally leading a mental horde of mental modrons and mental inevitables, mentally led--mentally alongside my mental ghost--by mental Primus, mentally the mental ruler of the mental plane of mental Mechanus, mentally the mental plane of mental origin of mental modrons and mental inevitables. Mentally, my mental horde of mental modrons and mental inevitables mentally find you, mentally verify that you mentally are mentally who they're mentally looking for--mentally the mental person mentally known on mental D&D Beyond as Old_Hag--and mentally capture you and mentally everyone you've mentally ever mentally known. Mentally, they mentally take all of you mentally back to mental Mechanus and mentally lock you in a mentally completely mentally escape-proof mental cell. Mentally once each mental day, they mentally come into your mental cell and mentally select one of the mental people mentally in there with you; mentally they mentally then mentally magically mentally enhance the mental victim's mental sense of mental touch and mentally slow down their mental time perception, so that mentally everything seems to mentally take 1,000,000,000 times as mentally long--then they mentally start mentally torturing them. Mentally, they mentally very mentally slowly mentally remove the mental victim's mental skin, mantally a mental fraction of a mental inch at a mental time. Mentally, they then mentally start mentally playing with mental fire, mentally break out some very mentally interesting mental tools, and, of course, mentally break several mental bones very, very mentally slowly and mentally painfully. Mentally all the mental while one of them mentally describes, with mentally meticulous attention to mental detail, exactly what each mental torture he's mentally about to mentally inflict will mentally do; and mentally all of you are mentally forced to mentally pay mentally close mental attention. Mentally only when mentally everyone else is mentally dead do they mentally start on you. Did it hurt?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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That's...1... 2... 3... a lot of mentals.
also, it only hurt my brain. Mentally.
It didn't mentally touch you, mighty lemur. Although your mental ghost successfully found a mental boaster that mentally claimed to mentally be me, so I mentally thank you for letting me watch you mentally strangle a mental inconvenience to my mental reign.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Mentally furious, I mentally repeat the whole mental process. Did it hurt this time?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Uh, no. But, thanks again! Mental Adohand will be mentally furious....
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Mentally, I mentally throw mental modrons and mental Inevitables at mental Adohand until he mentally goes down, then I mentally try again. Did it hurt this time?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Ooooh. Too mentally eager. While mentally in the mental middle of the mental process, you find out that it was a statue erected in my name.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Mentally exasperated, I mentally try a fourth mental time. Never mind did it hurt, did it even hit?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Maybe I should have named this thread 'Deflect the Mental Blow' or 'Mental Parry'. Huh? Oh, sorry. I wasn't mentally paying mental attention. What were you mentally saying again? All those mentals are starting to mentally mess me up. Shoot. I'm don't mentally know what mentally happened, but I mentally seem to have mentally lost my mental connection to the mental world. So have all the people I have ever mentally known (you too!). They say there was a lot of mental pain involved.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I mentally quote mightylemur from another forum game.
I SLAP YOU!!!!
I ALSO MENTALLY SLAP YOU!
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Mental copycats...
To quote Old Hag,"I rip out a mental sword and cut off your mental hand before you can mentally touch me. Did it hurt?"
"Well met, adventurer. You seem like a curious sort who enjoys the finer things. Permit me to thrust upon you my latest masterwork, years in the making." Volothamp Geddarm
Mentally, I mentally insert a mental mentally into your last mental sentence, which mentally has the mental effect of mentally warping mental reality in a mental area mentally centered on you. In considering whether or not it hurt, remember that your body is quite attached to the local reality.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Fortunately, I always keep my mental spellcasting components with me. I mentally cast teleport, mentally teleporting my body to Somewhere on the Astral Plane, mentally landing on you, mentally knocking you unconscious, and therefore mentally ending the effect.
Did it hurt?
"Well met, adventurer. You seem like a curious sort who enjoys the finer things. Permit me to thrust upon you my latest masterwork, years in the making." Volothamp Geddarm
I mentally punch you mentally for mentally knocking my mental mortal mental enemy mentally unconscious.
Did it hurt?
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd