Someone starts by saying "I mentally slap you. Did it hurt?" And then someone replied to counteract that by saying something like "I rip out a mental sword and cut off your mental hand before you can mentally touch me. Did it hurt?" And it will continue like that.
I start by saying "I mentally punch you and break your mental nose. Did it hurt?"
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I mentally dodge my mental bullet, then raise my mental dragonlance and mentally plunge it deep into your mental dragon's heart, mentally dealing 111 damage.
You mentally forgot to mentally say "did it hurt?" As mental retribution, Primus mentally has you mentally tortured to mental death by mentally crushing your mental body mental inch by mental inch in a mental set of mentally giant mental gears. Did it hurt?
(I emotionally shoot myself for using mental/mentally 13 times, not counting those two.)
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Oh, I don't know, did it? My mental bomb mentally goes through while I mentally transport away while my mental bomb mentally blows up in your mental face, making a slow mental death for your mental body. Did it hurt?
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"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Mentally, you instead mentally melt the mental steel shrub that I had so thoughtfully mentally given to Matthias. Your mental significant other accidentally mentally steps in it and is now mentally permanently rooted to Matthias' mental back yard. In your mental attempt to mentally save them, you also accidentally mentally step in it. You are mentally stuck there for the rest of your mental life.
(Yay! I matched Matthias' number of mental/mentally :D)
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"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
According to page 66 of the DM's Guide, Primus is the creator of the modrons, the inhabitants of Mechanus.
You are literally and figuratively mental. The literal aspect of your being mental is that your mental mind is mentally trapped outside of your mental physical body. Does it hurt?
You keep forgetting to ask whether or not what you did hurt.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
I am mentally angry because Primus is the mental ruler of the mental modrons of the mental plane of Mechanus, and I mentally remember that back in mental 3.x the mental inhabitants of mechanus were mentally powerful mental inevitables of mental cr 9+ while mentally now Mechanus is mentally inhabitated by [redacted] weak mental modrons of CR 3 > who cant mentally do [redacted].
Someone starts by saying "I mentally slap you. Did it hurt?" And then someone replied to counteract that by saying something like "I rip out a mental sword and cut off your mental hand before you can mentally touch me. Did it hurt?" And it will continue like that.
I start by saying "I mentally punch you and break your mental nose. Did it hurt?"
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I mentally pull off my mental football helmet and mentally slam it on your mental face. Did it hurt?
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
I mentaly put a bomb in your mental football helmet and it mentally explodes before you mentally pull out your mental football helmet. Did that hurt?
"The hero sought to save the world.
"If I keep trying, I'll be able to win," the hero thought.
But the harder the hero fought, the further the world seemed to tumble away.
Drowning in doubt, the hero could not even save themselves.
Hero, if you still believe in a brighter future, hold in your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt."
~ Guild Wars 2
I feel special.
I mentally eat your mental cookie. Did it hurt?
My mental cookie was mentally poisened. Did it hurt?
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I don't know, did it? It was your cookie. I ate Bob's.
I sold that cookie to Bob, hoping to poison him. What I got was way better than the target.
Did it hurt?
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I mentally pull out my mental 50 cal and mentally fire a mental round in your mental head.
Did it hurt?
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
Yo Viscous. My mental Dragon steps in the way, the mental bullet bounces off her mental scales, and hits you in your mental head. Did it hurt?
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I mentally dodge my mental bullet, then raise my mental dragonlance and mentally plunge it deep into your mental dragon's heart, mentally dealing 111 damage.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
My mental Dragon is an ancient red. She mentally grunts and mentally whaks you with her mental tail, dealing you 19 damage.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
You mentally forgot to mentally say "did it hurt?" As mental retribution, Primus mentally has you mentally tortured to mental death by mentally crushing your mental body mental inch by mental inch in a mental set of mentally giant mental gears. Did it hurt?
(I emotionally shoot myself for using mental/mentally 13 times, not counting those two.)
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Oh, I don't know, did it? My mental bomb mentally goes through while I mentally transport away while my mental bomb mentally blows up in your mental face, making a slow mental death for your mental body. Did it hurt?
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Who's Primus?
I mentally cast mental metal on old hag, who mentally melts into a mental pile of mental metal.
Did it hurt?
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
Yah, who's Primus?
Mentally, you instead mentally melt the mental steel shrub that I had so thoughtfully mentally given to Matthias. Your mental significant other accidentally mentally steps in it and is now mentally permanently rooted to Matthias' mental back yard. In your mental attempt to mentally save them, you also accidentally mentally step in it. You are mentally stuck there for the rest of your mental life.
(Yay! I matched Matthias' number of mental/mentally :D)
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I beat you up and throw you in a volcano for saying "mental" too much.
Did it hurt?
According to page 66 of the DM's Guide, Primus is the creator of the modrons, the inhabitants of Mechanus.
You are literally and figuratively mental. The literal aspect of your being mental is that your mental mind is mentally trapped outside of your mental physical body. Does it hurt?
You keep forgetting to ask whether or not what you did hurt.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
"The hero sought to save the world.
"If I keep trying, I'll be able to win," the hero thought.
But the harder the hero fought, the further the world seemed to tumble away.
Drowning in doubt, the hero could not even save themselves.
Hero, if you still believe in a brighter future, hold in your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt."
~ Guild Wars 2
You are mentally convicted of mental murder and mentally sentenced to mental execution. Did it hurt?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
I am mentally angry because Primus is the mental ruler of the mental modrons of the mental plane of Mechanus, and I mentally remember that back in mental 3.x the mental inhabitants of mechanus were mentally powerful mental inevitables of mental cr 9+ while mentally now Mechanus is mentally inhabitated by [redacted] weak mental modrons of CR 3 > who cant mentally do [redacted].
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff