Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Being a cannibal, my mental yuan-ti rolls a 20 on his mental ability check to mentally cook you on a mental bed of hot coals, making sure you have no mental potions of fire resistance.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Being a mental mind flayer arcanist, I mentally cast absorb elements, making myself mentally immune to mental fire! Then I use my innate spellcasting to mentally cast plane shift to leave the plane of fire and mentally rip your mind apart (literally). After that, I mentally cast my mental homebrew spell endless pain, rolling a mental 20 on my mental d20 attack roll!
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
No, I mentally eat your brain because I'm a mind flayer.
Did that hurt?
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Mentally, my mentally remembering that I'm mentally supposed to say "mentally" mentally causes me to mentally stop you from mentally slapping me; I mentally slap myself and my mental hand mentally gets in the mental way. Mentally, this mentally gives me a mentally perfect mental opportunity to mentally grab your mental hand and mentally twist it mentally backwards, mentally breaking your mental wrist. Did it hurt?
I mentally slap you.
Did it hurt?
So nostalgic... (not really)
I don't know. You rolled a 1 and hit yourself.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I slap you again
8
Dang it.
I slap you back
4
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
daaaang
I slap you again
18
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I mentally put mental salt in your mental wounds caused by my mental yuan-ti's venomous fangs!
Did THAT hurt?
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
I don't know, your yuan-ti missed me and bit you, but thanks for the salt! *feeds salt to swarm of Quippers
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Being a cannibal, my mental yuan-ti rolls a 20 on his mental ability check to mentally cook you on a mental bed of hot coals, making sure you have no mental potions of fire resistance.
HA! Did THAT hurt???
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
I mentally disintegrate you for physically hurting people. This is a mental game.
1
Hmm...
20
I mentally cast telekenesis to mentally turn your mental innards into your mental outards.
Did THAT hurt? Or did the spell mentally numb your whole body?
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Mentally, I mentally cast mental gate mentally directly under you, mentally connecting to the mental Plane of Fire. Did it hurt?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Being a mental mind flayer arcanist, I mentally cast absorb elements, making myself mentally immune to mental fire! Then I use my innate spellcasting to mentally cast plane shift to leave the plane of fire and mentally rip your mind apart (literally). After that, I mentally cast my mental homebrew spell endless pain, rolling a mental 20 on my mental d20 attack roll!
Did THAT hurt?
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
eye nom u.
dat hert?
No, I mentally eat your brain because I'm a mind flayer.
Did that hurt?
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
eye donut ave o brein. i eats ur feice tentakels insted.
id dat urt?
I force you to spell correctly. Did it hurt?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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I always spell correctly. I mentally slap you for mentally using my mental favorite color flower as your mental avatar.
Did it hurt?
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Mentally, my mentally remembering that I'm mentally supposed to say "mentally" mentally causes me to mentally stop you from mentally slapping me; I mentally slap myself and my mental hand mentally gets in the mental way. Mentally, this mentally gives me a mentally perfect mental opportunity to mentally grab your mental hand and mentally twist it mentally backwards, mentally breaking your mental wrist. Did it hurt?
21. . .
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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