Who is your favorite founding father of the USA and why?
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Their servants always look into "The eye of the beholder".
How do you normally greet your friends?
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Put them in a pot and boil 'em!
Who is your favorite founding father of the USA and why?
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Abraham Lincoln, because TOP HAT.
What is happiness?
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Pantone 448 C. it is scientifically proven apparently...
who do you want in your bed?
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
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That one inflatable tube man I saw outside a gas station in America. So majestic!
What do you say upon seeing your best friend?
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WHAT'S THAT POKEMON?
You farted out?
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
The lyrics of "Me and My Broken Heart" by Rixton.
What do you say when prank calling the police?
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WHAT THE (GP) ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GUN? AHHHH!!!!
what does the squid say?
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
and I need -3818246. because I like that number
bro u ninja'd me.
am I the only one on here that likes femboys?
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
*Ignore this post for determining questions and such, I just have a question for Foalin.*
Do you type (GP) or does it do that for me since I have the 'censor' option on?
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that time I typed (GP), but I usually don't. so it might be either
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
*This is a response to Foalin's question in their post a little above.*
Probably not, I'm sure there's plenty of cultured people on DDB.
What is the best Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy character?
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marvin. no question.
Favorite pet name?
Terrific tenderloin
Beautiful friend
Beautiful tenderloin
Friendly tenderloin
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Beautiful Friend, I guess.
How would you describe the colour yellow to a colour-blind person [Who can only see black, gray, and white]?
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*whoops out chromebook from my backpack cuz no phone* WHat type of colorblind?
favorite thing to eat?
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
under where?
can I have that knife please?
he/him
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname
if I'm annoying or a nuisance, pls tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me
this Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
no, it is sharp
where's my money, spongebob me boy?
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Do you want a cleaver or a butter knife? The first is fun, the second is useful.
What nickname did you give your cranky old neighbor?
*Edit: Goober, you Ninja'd me!
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butter, because butter makes everything better!
after taking steroids, what did you throw at that innocent Ikea employee?
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Bunk Bed.
Who did you murder, and why?
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
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