OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA where the wind comes sweeping down the plain! And the waving wheat, can sure smell sweet, when the winds come right behind the rain!
(I feel that question for a rather similar answer has been done at least once before and rather recently...)
What led you to become an international celebrity known for wild parties and sudden spontaneity?
Steve Irwin...just, such an amazing man who I have great respect for. Inspired me to do many of the things I've done in life. His passing was way too soon. :(
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
If I answered this truthfully, you'd think I was insane.
What is your excuse for goblin genocide?
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because I like dragonborn
Random fact about yourself.
GO
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
I am in a choir right now. I'm a bass.
Why did you kill Schrodinger's cat?
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Quantum Physics (I was in choir too, I was baritone)
What do you say to an evil ice cream man who’s kidnapped your family?
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CHOCOLATE!!! PLEASE!!!
What are your thoughts on playing as a paladin?
Don't. Do. It.
Do you like playing D&D?
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
Why would I eat other people’s knees? No, that’s disgusting
What is your favorite Christmas song?
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Mardi Gras Mambo
What is your favorite food?
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
That’s personal. I’m going to have to tell the IRS about this
Where would you nuke first if you had the codes to all of the missiles in the world?
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA where the wind comes sweeping down the plain! And the waving wheat, can sure smell sweet, when the winds come right behind the rain!
(I feel that question for a rather similar answer has been done at least once before and rather recently...)
What led you to become an international celebrity known for wild parties and sudden spontaneity?
Because my scales grew this way
Have you written a book? If not, what is your favorite book?
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
I have written a book, and it is terrible, and not finished.
What was your motive for becoming a serial killer?
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I am who I am because I’m not someone else
What is your favorite part of life?
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Do you believe in using electricity?
Run. Gosh, no.
What do you always say to make people think you're weird?
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I love cats. Did you not see my meme?!
How do you explain the U.S. to someone from England?
The other side of the pond, duh.
Who did you kill most recently, and what did you tell him before he died?
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Steve Irwin...just, such an amazing man who I have great respect for. Inspired me to do many of the things I've done in life. His passing was way too soon. :(
What brought you to this site?
Lol I don’t have money so why would I pre order digital books.
Who’s your favourite Pokémon
I’ve never really been a Marvel’s fan. Sorry. (Uhhhh maybe Thanos?)
What did you spend all of last night doing?
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