Xanathar the Beholder (Tip for answering questions, typically, a more concise answer is better to edit the question with, I had to think way outside the box to edit my question so that you looked ridiculous, whereas if you went with more concise answers, it would have been much easier)
Imagine returning home, only to find your mother on your sofa along with a wizard. He's using mage hand to tickle her, and their hair is all in a tangle. Spotting you, your mother turns to you and says "Oh sweetheart, Jim here forgot to bring components for Grease, could you quickly run to the store to get some?" What do you say?
Can I pick Milk? (Also that edit I just did is great, my first actual one)
Who should people under 18 drink?
Grog.
Do you like other people's skin?
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseActually yes! I've been wearing one for the past day! And on all days actually!
What did you call your sonic OCs special ability?
(You're not editing your posts btw)
Curse of Sthrad probably. (Also, what do you mean? I've been editing my posts?)
Who killed Jesus?
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseTiamat, and they'd both be fighting, at least he would die for a righteous cause
(This'll be my last thing, I'm really running out of ideas) What is the really dumb and edgy name you gave to your Sonic OCs left eye??
Xanathar the Beholder (Tip for answering questions, typically, a more concise answer is better to edit the question with, I had to think way outside the box to edit my question so that you looked ridiculous, whereas if you went with more concise answers, it would have been much easier)
Who do you think the coolest superhero is?
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleasePinkie Pie for the 4th wall's destruction
What is the best ally a party of 5 level-1 PCs - 2 casters, 3 martial - could face? Deities excluded obviously
I'd have to say you
Why did the big bang start in the first place?
Sorry to get all personal, but I believe it was your mum falling off a chair.
Why are the buttons on my shirt so flat?
Lynn-Marie Verine-Wintercleaver, Human Bloodhunter - Adventures in Esyldien
Finan Caible, Human Bard - Joys of Balance
Yroc Grumbak, Orc Fighlock - Pizazz's ToA
Arell Peroan, Half-Elf Warlonk - Scattered Gods
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Accidental button press
What color are your teeth?
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseBlack & White
How do you travel to work/school every day?
Lynn-Marie Verine-Wintercleaver, Human Bloodhunter - Adventures in Esyldien
Finan Caible, Human Bard - Joys of Balance
Yroc Grumbak, Orc Fighlock - Pizazz's ToA
Arell Peroan, Half-Elf Warlonk - Scattered Gods
ESC! | 10|33|5~
Trebuchet
Do you like Demons?
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseYes, I genuinely can't see without them.
Where do you come from?
Probably Elven.
Imagine returning home, only to find your mother on your sofa along with a wizard. He's using mage hand to tickle her, and their hair is all in a tangle. Spotting you, your mother turns to you and says "Oh sweetheart, Jim here forgot to bring components for Grease, could you quickly run to the store to get some?"
What do you say?
Lynn-Marie Verine-Wintercleaver, Human Bloodhunter - Adventures in Esyldien
Finan Caible, Human Bard - Joys of Balance
Yroc Grumbak, Orc Fighlock - Pizazz's ToA
Arell Peroan, Half-Elf Warlonk - Scattered Gods
ESC! | 10|33|5~
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Strongest attack in DnD?
guitar at full blast (it still works if you are a bard)
what is the best furniture
1E Beholder
What is the name of your Holy Avenger?
Mom's finest
A dragon descends from the sky and burns you to a crisp with it's fiery breath. How do you respond?
Lynn-Marie Verine-Wintercleaver, Human Bloodhunter - Adventures in Esyldien
Finan Caible, Human Bard - Joys of Balance
Yroc Grumbak, Orc Fighlock - Pizazz's ToA
Arell Peroan, Half-Elf Warlonk - Scattered Gods
ESC! | 10|33|5~