'I wonder if that bear can see me? No, no I'm too small, and up this tree. Surely, it can't see me while I'm up here, and surely it can't -- what was that snapping sound?..... I should have picked a sturdier branch."
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*** Looking for a D&D group or people willing to create one ***
"Mimics. Why do you only turn into chests and tables? Try turning into a toilet, you will never be hungry. Or, just turn into an extra long step on a staircase, you will be able to eat all the time. Wait, I didn't mean to actually listen to what I was saying! I take it back, you can still be a chest!"
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
"I like smashing evil. Oh hey! A kobold! TARGET PRACTICE! YAY!!!!! Hey what's this lying under the kobold's bed? A freaking DECK OF MANY THINGS!?! WHAT THE ABYSS MAN!"
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Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
This thread died because death is a natural part of life, the part that lets us practice our craft: Necromancy. It is an honored tradition, also the only known way to make dead things... less dead. (Not referencing thread Necromancy, just a character monologue)
"Dude leave me alone. LEAVE ME ALONE! You are not helping! Go away!"
Later...
"Help...me..." chokes on blood and dies
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Why doesn’t anyone get it? NOT ALL DRAGONS ARE EVIL. Sure, a blue dragon just laid waste to your keep- but blue dragons don’t represent all dragons. Blue dragons are just a scam on bronze dragons, the best dragons ever. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE????!!!!!!!!
Brilliant idea. Just use this to create a bit of a personal monologue for your character. It can include actions, or just words. Have fun.
'I wonder if that bear can see me? No, no I'm too small, and up this tree. Surely, it can't see me while I'm up here, and surely it can't -- what was that snapping sound?..... I should have picked a sturdier branch."
*** Looking for a D&D group or people willing to create one ***
"Mimics. Why do you only turn into chests and tables? Try turning into a toilet, you will never be hungry. Or, just turn into an extra long step on a staircase, you will be able to eat all the time. Wait, I didn't mean to actually listen to what I was saying! I take it back, you can still be a chest!"
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
"I like smashing evil. Oh hey! A kobold! TARGET PRACTICE! YAY!!!!! Hey what's this lying under the kobold's bed? A freaking DECK OF MANY THINGS!?! WHAT THE ABYSS MAN!"
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
Why did this thread die?
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
This thread died because death is a natural part of life, the part that lets us practice our craft: Necromancy. It is an honored tradition, also the only known way to make dead things... less dead. (Not referencing thread Necromancy, just a character monologue)
Homebrew is fun.
"Dude leave me alone. LEAVE ME ALONE! You are not helping! Go away!"
Later...
"Help...me..." chokes on blood and dies
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Why doesn’t anyone get it? NOT ALL DRAGONS ARE EVIL. Sure, a blue dragon just laid waste to your keep- but blue dragons don’t represent all dragons. Blue dragons are just a scam on bronze dragons, the best dragons ever. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE????!!!!!!!!
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep