Rules are pretty simple: if the poster above you was a substitute teacher, what subject would they teach? Please word your answer as the following: if ___ were a substitute teacher, they would teach the subject ___
I’ll start: if nothing was a substitute teacher, they would teach classroom chaos
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
If Gandalf_The_Gray was a substitute teacher, they would teach on how to revive a dead thread.
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Rules are pretty simple: if the poster above you was a substitute teacher, what subject would they teach? Please word your answer as the following: if ___ were a substitute teacher, they would teach the subject ___
I’ll start: if nothing was a substitute teacher, they would teach classroom chaos
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If Asriel was a substitute teacher, he would teach how to fail at king of the hill
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
(That’s coming from someone who failed to get me out of kingship)
If EEDNB were a substitute teacher, they would teach Early Encouragement of the Depressed and Naughty Babies
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[A]
If Asriel was a substitute teacher, he would teach kids Undertale.
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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If Gandalf_The_Gray was a substitute teacher, she would teach kids Zoology.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
If LeviRocks was a substitute teacher, he would teach kids the difference between Rocks and TATOR
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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If Gandalf was a substitute teacher, she would teach how to literally be a living statue
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
if EEDNB was a substitute teacher he would teach brilliant grammar
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
If darkling07 was a substitute teacher, they would teach the subject about 90% correct every lecture, getting key principles incorrect.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
If LeviRocks was a substitute teacher, he would teach how to hate anime.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
If EEDNB was a substitute teacher, he would teach a lecture on how I am a statue.
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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If Gandalf_The_Gray was to be a substitute teacher, she/he/they would teach on how to not insult
If Qwerty_ was a substitute teacher, they would teach how to assume a person's gender. >:(
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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If Gandalf_The_Gray was a substitute teacher, he/she/they would teach on how to be blind.
If Qwerty was a substitute teacher, they would teach how to be a tEMMiE
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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If Gandalf_The_Gray was a substitute teacher, they would teach on how to revive a dead thread.
If Qwerty_ was a substitute teacher, they would teach how to be exactly right.
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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If Gandalf_The _Gray was a sub, then they would teach on how to be a goddess, as well making quote chains.
All hail Gandalf_The _Gray and the chain quote empire
If Xanaphia29 was as OP as she thinks she is, I could ask for a date with her.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
If Dertinus was a substitute teacher, he'd teach how to break forum rules
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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