"I'm Zardam," I grunt, "What jobs do you have for an illusionist, such as me?"
My daughter turns 7 tomorrow; maybe you could perform at her birthday party? (Unless, of course, you're a member of the Cult of Rakdos.
"I do not perform to youngsters." I grunt back, "I could demonstrate their worst nightmares, or hypnotize them, if you'd like. Maybe teach them a cantrip or two."
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(Out of Character) Ok. Now I just have this funny image in my head. This birthday party with ponies and unicorns, and this guy walks up and says to the birthday girl: "want to learn to animate the dead?" and now I'm thinking of this girl at school and she says to her friends: "Watch THIS." and animates the dead. (aaaand in character)
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"I'm Zardam," I grunt, "What jobs do you have for an illusionist, such as me?"
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my name is not important, for I am a master of disguise and the ninja arts.
My daughter turns 7 tomorrow; maybe you could perform at her birthday party? (Unless, of course, you're a member of the Cult of Rakdos)
Ah. I see.
I nod sagely
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Whenever you need me break this pearl and I will come. *gives pearl*
*throws down smoke bomb and vanishes*
(Who did you give the pearl too?)
"I do not perform to youngsters." I grunt back, "I could demonstrate their worst nightmares, or hypnotize them, if you'd like. Maybe teach them a cantrip or two."
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Maybe you could teach her how to cast Thaumaturgy?
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"Nah," I shrug, "Would Create Bonfire work?"
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Nah.
Message?
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"Don't have it." I shake my head. "I could teach them animate dead, or power word kill!"
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(Out of Character) Ok. Now I just have this funny image in my head. This birthday party with ponies and unicorns, and this guy walks up and says to the birthday girl: "want to learn to animate the dead?" and now I'm thinking of this girl at school and she says to her friends: "Watch THIS." and animates the dead. (aaaand in character)
*sigh*
I lean in a little closer.
Maybe you could be her mentor? She's always wanted to be an abjuration wizard.
I look excited.
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Evocation would also be acceptable.
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"Sorry, but she isn't intelligent enough to become a wizard." I say shaking my head, "Don't ask how I know."
I then tap my head, "Was your father a dragon, or are you okay with having her sell he soul to a demon? If so, I could train her."
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I pay for my drink and exit the tavern hastily
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I curse, and mutter under my breath, "I really need to stop trying that! Stupid wizard, why do I only know necromancy and illusion spells?!?!?"
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*I poof into existence with cuts all over* HELP! I need Some Wine, PRONTO! *I grab some wine from the bar* OK BYYYYYE *I poof out of existence*
As soon as I hear the word *PRONTO* from you, I turn my head left&right to spot who said it.
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