I never understood the point of facepalm. Somebody does something stupid. So you slap yourself across the head? Why? Why slap yourself? Your not the idiot! backhand that halfwit standing next to you!!! Not yourself!
but for games purposes I will comply; Funny enough, One time when me and a friend of mine were fishing. Okay first of all Im gonna point out that we had a shotgun in the boat cause... We live in texas. I caught a water moccasin. mean snake that lives in the water. We were on a boat. I catch this snake thinking its a fish. Until it landed in the boat. The first thing my friend did was attempt to shoot the snake. Shot the snake. its dead. He shot it in the head. I should point out the fact that we are in the middle of a pond. and this idiot shot a shotgun at a snake in the boat. Not a big boat. big enough for 4 people. The bullet hit the snake ,and the boat. the boat is taking in water ,and its not looking pretty for us. I should also point out my friend can't swim. so while i'm dragging him back to shore he's worried about our net with fish and stuff in it. I was too ,but the boat was going down. We got back to land. Luckily we weren't that far from the edge of the pond ,but we were both soaking wet. We also got our net with the fish ,and stuff so nothing was lost at sea pond.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
I decide that licking the menacing looking gold statue at the entrance to the dungeon is a good idea. (oops i guaranteed a facepalm)
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It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I cram my head into a blender with the NPC's socks and turn the blender on.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
My bard cast sleep on a group of zombies/party members. I rationalized it because sleep puts the creatures with the lowest amount of health to sleep first, so I thought little to none of my party members would be put to sleep. Then I realized that sleep doesn't work on undead. Luckily enough my DM wasn't too cruel and didn't put my party members to sleep. But if he would have...oh boy...
My bard cast sleep on a group of zombies/party members. I rationalized it because sleep puts the creatures with the lowest amount of health to sleep first, so I thought little to none of my party members would be put to sleep. Then I realized that sleep doesn't work on undead. Luckily enough my DM wasn't too cruel and didn't put my party members to sleep. But if he would have...oh boy...
Describe a d&d scenario, and I will tell you the number of times I will facepalm!
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i shall not
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
I never understood the point of facepalm. Somebody does something stupid. So you slap yourself across the head? Why? Why slap yourself? Your not the idiot! backhand that halfwit standing next to you!!! Not yourself!
but for games purposes I will comply; Funny enough, One time when me and a friend of mine were fishing. Okay first of all Im gonna point out that we had a shotgun in the boat cause... We live in texas. I caught a water moccasin. mean snake that lives in the water. We were on a boat. I catch this snake thinking its a fish. Until it landed in the boat. The first thing my friend did was attempt to shoot the snake. Shot the snake. its dead. He shot it in the head. I should point out the fact that we are in the middle of a pond. and this idiot shot a shotgun at a snake in the boat. Not a big boat. big enough for 4 people. The bullet hit the snake ,and the boat. the boat is taking in water ,and its not looking pretty for us. I should also point out my friend can't swim. so while i'm dragging him back to shore he's worried about our net with fish and stuff in it. I was too ,but the boat was going down. We got back to land. Luckily we weren't that far from the edge of the pond ,but we were both soaking wet. We also got our net with the fish ,and stuff so nothing was lost at
seapond."We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
1 or 2. you are lucky that those snakes r not endangered
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Has anybody been to https://darwinawards.com/
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I decide that licking the menacing looking gold statue at the entrance to the dungeon is a good idea. (oops i guaranteed a facepalm)
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My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
2 or so
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I kill all NPC's and destroy all places you spent 8 hours each on.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Not so stupid, so much as weird.
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I try to take all of the NPC's socks.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
3
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I seduce the setting's primary trickster God, who I just met about a minute ago by following him into his own temple.
(yes, one of my players actually did this in my campaign)
1.5
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1.5
women quilted jackets
0
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I cram my head into a blender with the NPC's socks and turn the blender on.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
My bard cast sleep on a group of zombies/party members. I rationalized it because sleep puts the creatures with the lowest amount of health to sleep first, so I thought little to none of my party members would be put to sleep. Then I realized that sleep doesn't work on undead. Luckily enough my DM wasn't too cruel and didn't put my party members to sleep. But if he would have...oh boy...
What am I supposed to do with a signature?
Egg
On average, 0.7 times
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I attempt to reason with the incredibly hungry hydra.
1
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