The rules for this game are simple. The first player must devise a devious scheme for their arch villain, and the next player to post gives a reason why the previous villain had been duped by their own villain all along. Note, bonus points are given for use of the phrases 'you fool!', and/or 'you were only [enter evil spheal], all along!'
For example, player A may post: 'Those unwitting fools...they really believe that the door to their left leads safely out of the perils of my dungeon. Good luck surviving the Discombobulated Duck of Destruction, whom I can activate on a whim by pressing this Obnoxiously Large Red Button! Hehehe....'
While player B may respond: 'That old simpleton. There were no daring adventurers in that fool's lair - it was all my evil doing. Little does he know ....that he himself sits in the room of his description! What a shock he'll receive when he presses that button...hehehe...'
And so on.
I'll start:
'Yes...the stars are aligning now. Foolish adventurers! You never suspected that it was I, Moronix, who lured you to this obscure melon plantation. Not the weak, defenceless elf girl you believed was crying for help! Ha! Now you shall pay the ultimate price ....death by cantaloupe.'
you absolute idiot! you didn't suspect that I didn't suspect that you didn't suspect that I suspected you were up to something? I replaced that cantaloupe in your hand with a live grenade which is set to go off any second!!!
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“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
You both are blubbering idiots! Everyone with half a wit knows you kill people with strawberries! You thought you were so dastardly but really you were nitwits all along!
Oh please. Of course I know that. But strawberry seeds can be used to make cyanide, an extremely deadly poison. Don’t you know anything?! Also there is an astral dreadnought behind you so you are probably going to die. Muahahahaha!
You fool! I thrive in bilge water! My ultimate evil device is powered by it! You thought you could drown me in this but you were really dead all along. PEW PEW!!
You fool! I thrive in bilge water! My ultimate evil device is powered by it! You thought you could drown me in this but you were really dead all along. PEW PEW!!
Hehe....I knew you'd fall for my cunning plan;) *suddenly, two gigantic PEWS (look it up) fall from the Heavenly Congregation of Celestials, and crush you instantly*.
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Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
You think you are clever....but you have played right into my hands. Fool! Those pews contain chemicals that cause paralysis and eventually...certain death. I look forward to your demise ):}
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Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Haha! For many years, I have been developing a resistance to chemicals such as these so they will not harm me. I hurl these pews at you and then you will die from the chemicals instead...
haHA! You are the true imbecile! My dexterity is maxed out! You don’t stand a chance of hitting me! You will now feel the all powerful might of STEVE THE EVIL WIZARD!!!!!!!! Feel my wrath and die!
But i'm immune to their chemicals and disintegrate the pew before it hits me. The chemicals are now spread all through the air and you inhale them and... Die!
The rules for this game are simple. The first player must devise a devious scheme for their arch villain, and the next player to post gives a reason why the previous villain had been duped by their own villain all along. Note, bonus points are given for use of the phrases 'you fool!', and/or 'you were only [enter evil spheal], all along!'
For example, player A may post: 'Those unwitting fools...they really believe that the door to their left leads safely out of the perils of my dungeon. Good luck surviving the Discombobulated Duck of Destruction, whom I can activate on a whim by pressing this Obnoxiously Large Red Button! Hehehe....'
While player B may respond: 'That old simpleton. There were no daring adventurers in that fool's lair - it was all my evil doing. Little does he know ....that he himself sits in the room of his description! What a shock he'll receive when he presses that button...hehehe...'
And so on.
I'll start:
'Yes...the stars are aligning now. Foolish adventurers! You never suspected that it was I, Moronix, who lured you to this obscure melon plantation. Not the weak, defenceless elf girl you believed was crying for help! Ha! Now you shall pay the ultimate price ....death by cantaloupe.'
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
you absolute idiot! you didn't suspect that I didn't suspect that you didn't suspect that I suspected you were up to something? I replaced that cantaloupe in your hand with a live grenade which is set to go off any second!!!
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
You fool! I replaced that live grenade with the cantaloupe en route! Guess where that grenade is now, eh?
CLUE: Your toilet.
you think I didn't realize that? I linked our two toilets with an arcane gate
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
You both are blubbering idiots! Everyone with half a wit knows you kill people with strawberries! You thought you were so dastardly but really you were nitwits all along!
(to be read in a terrible British dialect)
ha. dont you know? cantaloupes are related to eggplants which are related to deadly nightshade!!!! blubbering fools indeed! harrumph
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Oh please. Of course I know that. But strawberry seeds can be used to make cyanide, an extremely deadly poison. Don’t you know anything?! Also there is an astral dreadnought behind you so you are probably going to die. Muahahahaha!
yes but it is my astral dreadnaught, and you have a war forged colossus behind you! mwohahahaha
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
And you have a sink hole under you. Good day sir!
Fool....it is not a sink hole, but a whole sink! Of course...they never taught scum like you proper Common at Villain School...muhahaha...
May you drown in bilge water slowly, my friend ):]
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
You fool! I thrive in bilge water! My ultimate evil device is powered by it! You thought you could drown me in this but you were really dead all along. PEW PEW!!
Hehe....I knew you'd fall for my cunning plan;) *suddenly, two gigantic PEWS (look it up) fall from the Heavenly Congregation of Celestials, and crush you instantly*.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
You think I’m not strong enough to catch PEWS?
graaaaaaaaa
*catches PEWs and throws them at you*
You think you are clever....but you have played right into my hands. Fool! Those pews contain chemicals that cause paralysis and eventually...certain death. I look forward to your demise ):}
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Haha! For many years, I have been developing a resistance to chemicals such as these so they will not harm me. I hurl these pews at you and then you will die from the chemicals instead...
Thought I'd bring this thread back.
Chilling kinda vibe.
haHA! You are the true imbecile! My dexterity is maxed out! You don’t stand a chance of hitting me! You will now feel the all powerful might of STEVE THE EVIL WIZARD!!!!!!!! Feel my wrath and die!
But no! These pews are homing pews and can't be dodged. Die!
Chilling kinda vibe.
You fool! I hired Leo Valdez to install idiot mode on your homing pews, and as such, they now target you! Die!
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
But i'm immune to their chemicals and disintegrate the pew before it hits me. The chemicals are now spread all through the air and you inhale them and... Die!
Chilling kinda vibe.
Also, as the leader of a cult you're a member of he commands you to stop or be excommunicated from it.
Chilling kinda vibe.