Ahh, but what you did not realize is that I am Atropus, an elder evil that takes the form of a moon, the one that you are on now. I shall now unleash my mighty necromantic magicks on you and your guinea pig and hamster hordes, reducing you to shriveled husks in seconds!
The elder evils are al dinosaurs. Hence you are a floating corpse in space! Hence my plan goes through.
But atropus is already a corpse! I am an undead! Therefor my plan goes through.
Hamsters are secretly guinea pig liches in fur coats, and they turn you into their permanent servant!
I’m an elder evil, my saves are much to high and my intelligence is off the charts, they have no chance of controlling me.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Ahh, but what you did not realize is that I am Atropus, an elder evil that takes the form of a moon, the one that you are on now. I shall now unleash my mighty necromantic magicks on you and your guinea pig and hamster hordes, reducing you to shriveled husks in seconds!
The elder evils are al dinosaurs. Hence you are a floating corpse in space! Hence my plan goes through.
But atropus is already a corpse! I am an undead! Therefor my plan goes through.
Hamsters are secretly guinea pig liches in fur coats, and they turn you into their permanent servant!
I’m an elder evil, my saves are much to high and my intelligence is off the charts, they have no chance of controlling me.
But Hamster Liches have an INT of 31, and so no-one can succeed on a save against my pretty little firpigs.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
My guinea pig hamster liches pretend to beat you up, but they secretly aid you in your quest, taking down unseen adversaries, and hence while you may be the face of evil in the realms, I am the ultimate cause and master!
But I am secretly controlling you through the use of a permanent charming effect, so I am!
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
But I am secretly controlling you through the use of a permanent charming effect, so I am!
But Guinea Pigs such as I, Setupiid, are immune to the charmed condition, so I've been pretending to be your thrall while commanding you in secret! I even blew up your tavern of adventurers in my most callous act yet!
But in fact you are only resistant to charm effects, enough charm and you are still charmed, you just think you are immune because of the charm.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I’m an elder evil, my saves are much to high and my intelligence is off the charts, they have no chance of controlling me.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
But Hamster Liches have an INT of 31, and so no-one can succeed on a save against my pretty little firpigs.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
But I have legendary resistance!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
My guinea pig hamster liches pretend to beat you up, but they secretly aid you in your quest, taking down unseen adversaries, and hence while you may be the face of evil in the realms, I am the ultimate cause and master!
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
But I am secretly controlling you through the use of a permanent charming effect, so I am!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
But Guinea Pigs such as I, Setupiid, are immune to the charmed condition, so I've been pretending to be your thrall while commanding you in secret! I even blew up your tavern of adventurers in my most callous act yet!
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
But in fact you are only resistant to charm effects, enough charm and you are still charmed, you just think you are immune because of the charm.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
But I just cast metor swarm and killed all of you, now I'm the villain