All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew:Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Come at me, Mortals. Let us see if your humor amuses a Trickster God.
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Thor sucks. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
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thor so fat, he is mjolnir.
Well, in Avengers, Endgame, that is.
Thor so gassy, if you lit a match near his butt, you would cause earth to become a fireball.
What do you wear to protect from headbutts?
Asgard.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
What do you call an affectionate raven in a tavern?
Huginn
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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nice one thaureln.
New record for a forum dying; however long this took
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
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What do you call a viking vampire?
Norse-feratue
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How was the god of thunder's head the morning after drinking so much mead as to cause the tides themselves?
Thor.
"I told you to keep it quiet, and the next thing I know you've tied your balls to a goat for a tug of war!"
"oh, I thought you said to keep it Loki..."
"We need to kill Baldur"
"It's okay, I've got a rocket engine attached to my foot ready!"
"...?"
"You said it was his weakness!"
"...no, his weakness is Mistletoe! Mistletoe!! The plant!!! Why would you even... Nope. I'm done."
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I bet that thor's beer had super soldier serum in it, because if it didn't, his weight would increase by tenfold.
Why did Odin Yell At Thor for fighting with his siblings?
Because Loki he was Hela Mad
How do viking boats communicate over long distances?
Norse code.
"A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told" -Chris Colfer
Bach is the best composer ever. "What about second breakfast?" -Pippin Took.
Make America Great Britain Again.
Did you know that Thor started writing books? Now he's an author
"A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told" -Chris Colfer
Bach is the best composer ever. "What about second breakfast?" -Pippin Took.
Make America Great Britain Again.
(Tenuous link)
Why do norwgian ships have bacodes on the sides?
So they can scandinavian
As in, "Scan the navy in"
Apologies.
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So Loki had a daughter that's hald dead and half alive.
Must have been a Hel of a baby.
I am also here.
Am snek.
What do you call artistic zombies that can only growl?
Draw-gur
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
I love how the first jokes were Thor-related.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Brok jokes dwarf the competition
I am also here.
Am snek.
I was aFREYd you'd say that
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