( rolling for persuasion with a +2 modifier and advantage 15 I added +1 and +2 because I don't know )

( Nat 20! HOUSE RULES! YOU GUYS FIGURE IT OUT! )

The guards see the body give it all its stuff then tosses it out the window right into the shop where the gem was sold right by the gem.

( Perfect as a nat 20 should be )

Hoody gets up clearly glad to be rid of such a strange coincidence, and learned that napping is illegal in some places. Hoody has decided that maybe they need a companion. ( Human Plz )

The human takes hoody to an abandoned warehouse holding the gem. The human says "where did you come from".

(human is rouge but what is hoody)

( That was fast, we skipped how they met and stuff and now the human took hoody to a warehouse )

"I hail from a land called Elsweyr, a place in ruin but once had beautiful towering structures but is now buried in sand. Who are you and why are you helping me? and don't say divine intervention."

"You don't remember i helped get you out of prison and was in with you but i just am bored" he says "why are you here".

"Buried in sand... What part about civilization buried in sand do you not understand... Oh wait Here? You mean Here? Murder... Illegal napping..."

" Illegal Napping? That is a crime punishable by eternity listening to people say yep. " says the human ( I'll name him jason cause I like the name ) " but now let me tell you MY story "

(Lol)

"I have lived through countless ages of mankind, I have witnessed the rise and fall of empires. I have fought dragons, demons, and angels. I have done things no ordinary man can do! Or at least I hobe so... Things got crazy after the wizard erased everyone's memories... Anyway I was arrested for using the word yep outside of an informal conversation, some dude named GoogiddyBop reported me. You know what GoogiddyBop is a stupid thing to name a child! Who just decides tha-"The human is cut short as Hoody punches him

"Shut up" Says hoody, fist clenched.

(i'm a little cunfuzed whats happening)

( Basically the dude was telling hoody his story, but then he started rambling on and on. So hoody punched him, as one does in such a situation )

( Oh, in other news, should we come up with character sheets for them or just wing it? )

yes, i will create?

( If you feel like )

"Ow. You do realize this is your chance for eternal fame and glory if you go to save my companions right? Some god decided it was a great idea to enslave them to warlords and all tha-"

Hoody thinks about it, "Well I got nothing else going on at the moment, so why not"

( and that my friends is how we start a hero's journey <= )

"lets go!" "do you know where they are imprisoned?" hoody says as they walk.

" Uhhhh, it's been a year... But, I believe that one was imprisoned not far from here in some deep hole? I think..." Jason says looking around his grey eyes closed as if trying to remember something.

" Something about a Drow warlord "

( I was too lazy to edit the first one )

(what classs?)

oh! i know where that is! (how do you make text small? pretend the following is small) those drow... 

lets do this! hoody starts walking in the direction they think the hole is.

(bard would be cool)