(human is rogue)

( Split class Rogue/Bard would be cool )

(maybe arcane trickster/college of whispers)

( So mentally unstable assassin? Noice.  )

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(i meant for the human)

( Human Variant or normal human? )

( I'll work on a Drow Warlord )

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( What would be some good spells for a drow warlord )

(what level? what class? definitely darkish ones, but i cant give exact one cuz i dont know what level and class)

( Lets do all classes and a 7th level spellcaster, with homebrew stuff, looking for proper actions and stuff right now )

( After we figure out the characters so far I should probably copypasta the story so far )

(So 4th level and below. Here are some good ones: Eldritch blast, darkness, crown of madness, hex, and blight.)

( Oh what? Someone made a drow warlord. I'll just edit that! )

In a world filled with magic and ruled by gods who determine things as randomly as if rolling dice we come onto a strange land. A land far from the reaches of inhumanity, power, and evil. Rolling green hills slowly give way to glistening rivers flowing unendingly throughout this land. One river in particular slowly ends in a waterfall dropping into a seemingly endless pit. A strange hooded figure sits on the edge staring into it. the hooded figure gets up and begins to look for magic scrolls of power, created by the gods to keep peace but then lost to time. as he walks, he falls in a hole. Alas the journey of this hero has come to an abrupt halt as he falls deeper and deeper. Soon a thump can be heard. He landed on the bodys of a bunch of other people who fell in the hole, what luck. the hooded figure soon relized that they are not other people who have fallen into the hole, but drow elite warriors, waiting in ambush. the hooded fihure attempts to run away, but the drow are close on tail. It runs not knowing where to go, the only light soon gone when the opening went out of view. they run through the cave systom, not knowing where they are going, taking turns randomly. they seemed to be pulling away from the drow, when they stumbeled on some rocks and fell. the drow quickly surrounded them, swords glining somehow, even though there was no light for the swords to glint off of. The tabaxi looks left and right not knowing what to do, then realizing the swords must be magic the tabaxi realizes that perhaps there is no way out when suddenly a god takes pity and helps. the hooded firgure was astonnded as three of the drow fall down dead. but they, dont spend long wondering like the drow, they get up and bolt through the opening created by the drow falling dead. Being able to see in the dark now the tabaxi comes onto a crossroad they need to decide fast, the clanking of the drow is close behind them. the tabaxi runs left, and unsheathes there claws, just in case. they come to an underground lake, and even though the tabaki hated getting wet, they bravly jumped in. but somthing was wrong-no magicla about the water. A snek made of water slowly rose out of the pond, they watched as slowly the beast rose up to 20 feet in length. The monster stared and disappeared beneath the waters seeming to blend with it obscuring it from view. but the tabaxi was prepared, they has fough andaconda in there homeland before. they leeped at the snake, asuming it would react like a normal snek. the was there mistake. as they flew tward the water snek, they just splashed right trough it, dealing no damaeg, and getting more agrivatingly wet. they were prepared to strike another blow when they heard the drow aproching, so they ducked underwater "where did they go?" one of the drow said "we must have tooken a wrong turn, everbody knows tabaxi would never gat wet on purpous" another said, before they walked bach down the passage way.

The tabaxi despising the fact that they had to spend another second underwater slowly, but as quickly as possible without alerting anyone, crawled out, turned to the snek in the pond and thought, "Next time..."

Turning around the tabaxi silently followed the drow warriors back, to what they hoped, was a way back to the surface. after a couple hours of wandering the maze like cave systom, they found the hole they fell into, and started the long climb up, using there claws to keep themselves from falling. The climb was sad but worth it as the first rays of the sun blinded them, but only for a second. Looking around the tabaxi spots a path and starts to head towards whatever was next on this adventure. The path led to a fork in the road leading to 2 paths. The tabaxi picks up the fork and heads on right. they look at the path, loving adventure, and ready for more. but first, a long rest in the hot, amazing sun. Yes a long nap was exactly what this cool cat deserved. Sadly hoody was not too far into a journey in a land of waffles before a clanging woke them up. Something clangy this way comes. As the tabaxi wakes up it notices it is in a prison cell with a human.

The human says "hey what are you in here for?" Yes, it was such a good nap hoody didn't even notice that it was being caged.

"I guess illegal napping probably," Hoody looks around to see what was going on and where they were headed. As hoody looks around it sees a jail with 1 window in sight and outside is hoodys favorite gem and where it was napping.

The human says " huh i was put in for theft".

"yeah, i had no idea ilegal napping was a thing! naps are a very important part of the day." then in a barly audible voise hoody says "humans and there wierd rules..."

How does a gem nap? Don't ask questions. Hoody starts plotting a way to escape ( and perhaps free these dangerous criminals ). Suddenly a plan comes to mind! Fake death!

The human says "whats that". Then breaks  and squeezes through the window and takes the gem.

hoody asks the criminal "do you have any red dye?" the the criminal replieds "i did, but the took everthing from me"

"i'll have to make to without it i guess" the tabaxi replies in a grumbly voise. So no faking it then hoody thinks to themself, ooooorrrrr a more devious plan come to mind and involves cutting someone in their sleep.

the human gets the gem and sells it for read dye and gives it to hoody who uses it to fake death. The guard notices. It was a good attempt but the guard was smarter. The guards see the body give it all its stuff then tosses it out the window right into the shop where the gem was sold right by the gem. Hoody gets up clearly glad to be rid of such a strange coincidence, and learned that napping is illegal in some places. Hoody has decided that maybe they need a companion. The human takes hoody to an abandoned warehouse holding the gem.

The human says "where did you come from".

"I hail from a land called Elsweyr, a place in ruin but once had beautiful towering structures but is now buried in sand. Who are you and why are you helping me? and don't say divine intervention."

"You don't remember i helped get you out of prison and was in with you but i just am bored" he says "why are you here".

"Buried in sand... What part about civilization buried in sand do you not understand... Oh wait Here? You mean Here? Murder... Illegal napping..."

" Illegal Napping? That is a crime punishable by eternity listening to people say yep. " says the human ( I'll name him jason cause I like the name )

" but now let me tell you MY story " "I have lived through countless ages of mankind, I have witnessed the rise and fall of empires. I have fought dragons, demons, and angels. I have done things no ordinary man can do! Or at least I hobe so... Things got crazy after the wizard erased everyone's memories... Anyway I was arrested for using the word yep outside of an informal conversation, some dude named GoogiddyBop reported me. You know what GoogiddyBop is a stupid thing to name a child! Who just decides tha-"

The human is cut short as Hoody punches him "Shut up" Says hoody, fist clenched.

"Ow. You do realize this is your chance for eternal fame and glory if you go to save my companions right? Some god decided it was a great idea to enslave them to warlords and all tha-"

Hoody thinks about it, "Well I got nothing else going on at the moment, so why not" "lets go!" "do you know where they are imprisoned?" hoody says as they walk.

" Uhhhh, it's been a year... But, I believe that one was imprisoned not far from here in some deep hole? I think..." Jason says looking around his grey eyes closed as if trying to remember something.

" Something about a Drow warlord "

oh! i know where that is! those drow... lets do this! hoody starts walking in the direction they think the hole is.

That's more than I thought...

(yea, that a LOT!) 

as hoody reaches the hole, they ask jason, do you know where it is from here?

"down the hole!" jason replies

"what?! i was just down there!"

jason jumps it. "i guess i have to" hoody says as he follows.

as hoody goes down hoody gets a sudden fear as hoody thinks the drow might get them and uses the claws to stop them from going down.

But they land on a pile of bodies again! Cronch.

(again??)

expecting the bodies to be drow, hoody quickly jumps up, claws ready, but they are all dead bodies of drow, with there throats slit.