A hill dwarf in plate armor carrying a powerful sword and shield.
Deryk the bartender looks up and grimaces, "Listen, whatever you break you pay for. Okay? Good. Ted, give the dwarf a menu."
An animated suit of armor comes over with a menu holding very strange items, like dragon burgers
"If you want something not on there I can't promise my chefs are professional enough to make it."
"Don't worry, I won't break anything." Krogar looks over the menu. "What's a Basilisk Bisque?"
"I don't recommend it, it isn't real basilisk meat, but it does contain some crushed basilisk scales. Hard to come by, they taste horrible very earthy, but some religions attribute them to power for some reason. Don't ask why."
"Don't worry, I won't break anything." Krogar looks over the menu. "What's a Basilisk Bisque?"
"I don't recommend it, it isn't real basilisk meat, but it does contain some crushed basilisk scales. Hard to come by, they taste horrible very earthy, but some religions attribute them to power for some reason. Don't ask why."
A gnome so small no one noticed him at the bar table the whole time ,speaks up: "I would like a basilisk bisque please sir."
"Don't worry, I won't break anything." Krogar looks over the menu. "What's a Basilisk Bisque?"
"I don't recommend it, it isn't real basilisk meat, but it does contain some crushed basilisk scales. Hard to come by, they taste horrible very earthy, but some religions attribute them to power for some reason. Don't ask why."
A gnome so small no one noticed him at the bar table the whole time ,speaks up: "I would like a basilisk bisque please sir."
"I just said it would be a bad... Okay fine. Sure."
Cue clamoring in kitchen followed by explosions and a very stone looking thing floating in soup appearing
"I just said it would be a bad... Okay fine. Sure."
Cue clamoring in kitchen followed by explosions and a very stone looking thing floating in soup appearing
The Gnome: "Mmmmm smells like home..."
"Does it? That's sad. Sorry for your loss."
The Gnome: "What do you mean? I grew up in a family of wizards. We FIREBALL EVERYTHING. (Laughter that sounds slightly like a pyromaniac)
"... Well, if a dead, crispy, smoky, burnt up basilisk smells like home. That doesn't sound very nice at all. Oh, and, please don't fireball the establishment, I really don't want to have to deal with that again."
The Gnome: "No need to worry, I only use fireball when I'm cooking my own food. Or when someone insults my food. Or when I need to light a torch. So yeah, no need to worry."
The Gnome: "No need to worry, I only use fireball when I'm cooking my own food. Or when someone insults my food. Or when I need to light a torch. So yeah, no need to worry."
"I really hope you aren't looking to become a chef here. We have too many of your kind." Takes out note pad, "One Basilisk Bisque... 2 gold... Anything else sir?"
"I don't recommend it, it isn't real basilisk meat, but it does contain some crushed basilisk scales. Hard to come by, they taste horrible very earthy, but some religions attribute them to power for some reason. Don't ask why."
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A gnome so small no one noticed him at the bar table the whole time ,speaks up: "I would like a basilisk bisque please sir."
"I just said it would be a bad... Okay fine. Sure."
Cue clamoring in kitchen followed by explosions and a very stone looking thing floating in soup appearing
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The Gnome: "Mmmmm smells like home..."
"Does it? That's sad. Sorry for your loss."
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The Gnome: "What do you mean? I grew up in a family of wizards. We FIREBALL EVERYTHING. (Laughter that sounds slightly like a pyromaniac)
"... Well, if a dead, crispy, smoky, burnt up basilisk smells like home. That doesn't sound very nice at all. Oh, and, please don't fireball the establishment, I really don't want to have to deal with that again."
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
The Gnome: "No need to worry, I only use fireball when I'm cooking my own food. Or when someone insults my food. Or when I need to light a torch. So yeah, no need to worry."
"I really hope you aren't looking to become a chef here. We have too many of your kind." Takes out note pad, "One Basilisk Bisque... 2 gold... Anything else sir?"
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The Gnome: "ME? A CHEF? How flattering, but no, I came here in search of my brother GLOG, he is a bit taller than me, since you know, he's an orc."
A random NPC orc nearby: "GLOG? YOU'RE HIS BRO GLOP? (He bursts into drunken laughter)