The average humaniod walks over and orders some water, an average drink
Deryk gives a sigh of relief, "Thank you for not ordering the dragon burgers. Anything else I can get you perhaps? Ted, bring some water for our customer!"
A suit of animated armor walks up and places down a glass of water, he looks kinda happy to see people again, you know, for a suit of armor.
The average humanoid declines the other, stating that he dislikes dragon burgers. After seeing Ted, the average humanoid smiles, after all he likes to meet new people
*FYI, this guy shifts to everyone's perception of themselves*
*As in?*
*He doesn't order dragon burgers since he dislikes them*
The average humaniod walks over and orders some water, an average drink
Deryk gives a sigh of relief, "Thank you for not ordering the dragon burgers. Anything else I can get you perhaps? Ted, bring some water for our customer!"
A suit of animated armor walks up and places down a glass of water, he looks kinda happy to see people again, you know, for a suit of armor.
The average humanoid declines the other, stating that he dislikes dragon burgers. After seeing Ted, the average humanoid smiles, after all he likes to meet new people
*FYI, this guy shifts to everyone's perception of themselves*
*As in?*
*He doesn't order dragon burgers since he dislikes them*
"Okay, it's ur most popular item but sure."
*Eh, I don't feel like retconning it right now. Maybe someone will make them change*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
The average humaniod walks over and orders some water, an average drink
Deryk gives a sigh of relief, "Thank you for not ordering the dragon burgers. Anything else I can get you perhaps? Ted, bring some water for our customer!"
A suit of animated armor walks up and places down a glass of water, he looks kinda happy to see people again, you know, for a suit of armor.
The average humanoid declines the other, stating that he dislikes dragon burgers. After seeing Ted, the average humanoid smiles, after all he likes to meet new people
*FYI, this guy shifts to everyone's perception of themselves*
*As in?*
*He doesn't order dragon burgers since he dislikes them*
"Okay, it's ur most popular item but sure."
*Eh, I don't feel like retconning it right now. Maybe someone will make them change*
*No, it makes sense. Dragon Burger = Burger and someone casts fireball on it to cook it basically. So you end up with ashes :p*
The average humaniod walks over and orders some water, an average drink
Deryk gives a sigh of relief, "Thank you for not ordering the dragon burgers. Anything else I can get you perhaps? Ted, bring some water for our customer!"
A suit of animated armor walks up and places down a glass of water, he looks kinda happy to see people again, you know, for a suit of armor.
The average humanoid declines the other, stating that he dislikes dragon burgers. After seeing Ted, the average humanoid smiles, after all he likes to meet new people
*FYI, this guy shifts to everyone's perception of themselves*
*As in?*
*He doesn't order dragon burgers since he dislikes them*
"Okay, it's ur most popular item but sure."
*Eh, I don't feel like retconning it right now. Maybe someone will make them change*
*No, it makes sense. Dragon Burger = Burger and someone casts fireball on it to cook it basically. So you end up with ashes :p*
*so very well do*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A white half-dragon walks in, attempting to not make much of a ruckus as they make their way to the bar, nearly crashing into people as they sit at an empty stool. they ask for Dragonfruit juice as a psudodragon pickpockets a nearby attender, much to the dismay of the half-dragon, which only glared daggars at it
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
A white half-dragon walks in, attempting to not make much of a ruckus as they make their way to the bar, nearly crashing into people as they sit at an empty stool. they ask for Dragonfruit juice as a psudodragon pickpockets a nearby attender, much to the dismay of the half-dragon, which only glared daggars at it
*Sorry for the late response*
Deryk looks up, "You better keep watch over your familiar before bothering to order something."
Svarn looks around franticly, before grabbing his pet psudodragon by the throat.
"sorry, he does that, for some reason, at the monastery where I worked, the psudodragons were trained to do this. could I please order some red wine?"
"Depends." He disappears into a back room reappearing a minute or two later holding a bottle of red wine, "You wanna tell me who it is that's gracing my tavern today while I pour a glass?"
Svarn looks around franticly, before grabbing his pet psudodragon by the throat.
"sorry, he does that, for some reason, at the monastery where I worked, the psudodragons were trained to do this. could I please order some red wine?"
"Depends." He disappears into a back room reappearing a minute or two later holding a bottle of red wine, "You wanna tell me who it is that's gracing my tavern today while I pour a glass?"
"Svarn Wildheart, of the ascended dragon monastary." he says, albeit not too proudly. he had a bit of a falling out over ideals, so he often lies about the true monastary he's from
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Svarn looks around franticly, before grabbing his pet psudodragon by the throat.
"sorry, he does that, for some reason, at the monastery where I worked, the psudodragons were trained to do this. could I please order some red wine?"
"Depends." He disappears into a back room reappearing a minute or two later holding a bottle of red wine, "You wanna tell me who it is that's gracing my tavern today while I pour a glass?"
"Svarn Wildheart, of the ascended dragon monastary." he says, albeit not too proudly. he had a bit of a falling out over ideals, so he often lies about the true monastary he's from
Deryk gives a knowing nod, "So what brings one from this monastery to my humble tavern."
Svarn looks around franticly, before grabbing his pet psudodragon by the throat.
"sorry, he does that, for some reason, at the monastery where I worked, the psudodragons were trained to do this. could I please order some red wine?"
"Depends." He disappears into a back room reappearing a minute or two later holding a bottle of red wine, "You wanna tell me who it is that's gracing my tavern today while I pour a glass?"
"Svarn Wildheart, of the ascended dragon monastary." he says, albeit not too proudly. he had a bit of a falling out over ideals, so he often lies about the true monastary he's from
Deryk gives a knowing nod, "So what brings one from this monastery to my humble tavern."
"wanderlust, and a desire of freedom" he says, nearly whispering as he puts his hood down, revealing his full draconic head.
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"Okay, it's ur most popular item but sure."
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Eh, I don't feel like retconning it right now. Maybe someone will make them change*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*No, it makes sense. Dragon Burger = Burger and someone casts fireball on it to cook it basically. So you end up with ashes :p*
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*so very well do*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A white half-dragon walks in, attempting to not make much of a ruckus as they make their way to the bar, nearly crashing into people as they sit at an empty stool. they ask for Dragonfruit juice as a psudodragon pickpockets a nearby attender, much to the dismay of the half-dragon, which only glared daggars at it
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
*Sorry for the late response*
Deryk looks up, "You better keep watch over your familiar before bothering to order something."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Svarn looks around franticly, before grabbing his pet psudodragon by the throat.
"sorry, he does that, for some reason, at the monastery where I worked, the psudodragons were trained to do this. could I please order some red wine?"
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
"Depends." He disappears into a back room reappearing a minute or two later holding a bottle of red wine, "You wanna tell me who it is that's gracing my tavern today while I pour a glass?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Svarn Wildheart, of the ascended dragon monastary." he says, albeit not too proudly. he had a bit of a falling out over ideals, so he often lies about the true monastary he's from
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Deryk gives a knowing nod, "So what brings one from this monastery to my humble tavern."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"wanderlust, and a desire of freedom" he says, nearly whispering as he puts his hood down, revealing his full draconic head.
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
I'm a wildshaped circle of moon druid. I fall on top of the tavern, crushing it. End of thread. Or roll initiative to fight the mammoth.
*Man, i missed this place. Beeen so long*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
I challenge the mammoth to a d6 battle:
(High rolls! High rolls!): 2
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
Ever wanted to talk about your parties' worst mistakes? Do so HERE. What's your favorite class, why? Share & explain
HERE."What in the hells..." Deryk decides against investigating further
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Hey what's this thread?*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
*Dunno, made it like, before at some point. It ain't a tavern rip off, check the date this was made. Just Really slow RP. Kinda a good thing*
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Seems pretty cool*
A hill dwarf in plate armor carrying a powerful sword and shield.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Deryk the bartender looks up and grimaces, "Listen, whatever you break you pay for. Okay? Good. Ted, give the dwarf a menu."
An animated suit of armor comes over with a menu holding very strange items, like dragon burgers
"If you want something not on there I can't promise my chefs are professional enough to make it."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Don't worry, I won't break anything." Krogar looks over the menu. "What's a Basilisk Bisque?"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.