This is the 3rd story time thread so far, and I wanted to try something new with it.
Remember, same rules as last time, which are posted here for your convenience.
1. No ending unless you ask me permission to do so and roll a 100 on a d100
2. I guess that's it...
3. I'm allowed to add more things to here whenever
4. Oh yeah, no posting until someone else posts
5. No invisible posting
6. No romanticizing/waifus
7. If needed I will take over to steer the story into a better plot ( or you know, someone actually good with stories )
8. This is not pbp as people can come and go whenever and put in anything they deem fun/useful in the story
9. If you have a better idea than something already said put it in parenthesis and maybe the last person will edit it to match that
10. Before you post give a heads up like "Hey My Turn" and then edit that to avoid talking about the same thing that happened before
11. If you say this is pbp you are so banned ( unless you're Me_Link, you didn't know, and this rule didn't exist )
12. You can roll for stuffs if you want to, but if you do you got to have a good reason. ( house rules 20 auto win, 1 auto lose in the most comedic way )
13. No gods unless absolutely necessary
Okay, so, here are the characters:
Gek, a young Half Ogre, Hoping to start the next big crime syndicate.
Morf, a Doppelganger bounty hunter hoping to earn a few extra bucks.
Zaarok, a Behir whos pretty much just hoping to get free food,
And Finally Gary, the Gelatinous Cube. He wants some friends.
Dont forget! You may add in some minions or henchmen later on in the story if you want.
Adventurers cannot be main characters unless for some strange reason I say its ok.
Hope you enjoy!
Il get you guys started:
Gek had just finished setting up his wanted posters. "Soon, everyone in the wild forest will want to be part of..."
(Waves his hands in the air, imagining the headline)
"GE&C: Gek's Evil & Company." He then walks back to his cave and waits.
”Hi.” Gek looks at the doppelgänger. “I’m the manag- Wow!” He looks at the bloody scythe. “You seem... very evil.,” Gek sighs wistfully. “Anyway, what are you here for?”
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
”Hi.” Gek looks at the doppelgänger. “I’m the manag- Wow!” He looks at the bloody scythe. “You seem... very evil.,” Gek sighs wistfully. “Anyway, what are you here for?”
Morf didn't expect this, but a sinister smile forms on his lips, " I would expect nothing less of the boss. " Morf changes looking more like evil incarnate than the human form he took moments ago, " A Bounty Hunter must always be ready for... Shall we say... Fresh Meat. " He says Licking his lips, Morf rushes Gerk and Gary, his form the very definition of fear. ( He's a very good Doppelganger let me just say ). " A bit much for a couple bucks but this shouldn't take too long. "
Gek yelps, terrified, as Morf charges. Gary moves in the way, but Morf slashes trice, and Gary starts to look more blob than cube. However, the ooze lashes out protectively with a pseudopod, catching Morf in the chest. They’re cloak sizzles, and they hit the ground, dropping the scythe. Morf’s form becomes human again as they pant heavily, reaching for his scythe, but unable to grab it. Gek pats Gary on the head? Ish? Thing? and moves forward towards Morf menacingly. He’s relieved and impressed with Gary, but disappointed that Morf, the perfect evil role model, was so easy to put down. Suddenly Morf leaps up from the ruse, shifting into a terrifying faceless creature and grabbing his scythe. Gek swings with his sword, but is blocked, and Morf twists his weapon, disarming the half-ogre. At the same time, the doppelgänger kicks, knocking Gek down before he can balance himself. Morf bends over, putting his now-sharp claw on Gek’s chest, and his scythe presses onto Geks nevk until a single drop of blood emerges. Morf stands up and shifts human again. “So?” Gek sits up sweating. “You’re hired. And it’s time for our first job.” “Great.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
A sudden rumble shakes that cavern, along with the skittering of a hundred claws on stone. Out of the darkness looms a serpentine face, toned a cadet grey, with a maw full of jagged teeth as sharp as daggers. As the colossal creature pulls itself towards the villains, it speaks in a raspy whisper, "Why have such tasty morsels stolen my cave? I am afraid I'll have to eat them, oh yes. They'll make such delicious treats!"
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Me? Why I'm Zaarok, yes, yes, my tasty meal. And I am hungry." The behir opens its mouth wide in a ravenous grin. "I have not feasted in so long. So, so long. But you'll whet my appetite, won't you, my scrumptious delicacies?"
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Zaarok arok lunges at Gek, who dodges and counters with his blade, but it bounces of the monster’s skin. Zarok gets ready to strike again. “Very very huuuuungry!”
The behir appears to regain control of itself. "I apologize for my lack of manners, my sweets. Shall I eat you now? It will be quick, very quick, oh yes." As it speaks, the serpent's tongue flicks out its mouth, slowly inching its way towards Gary.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Gary jiggles in fear, but Gek charges. The behir spins around and a bolt of lightning hits the half-ogre’s sword. The electric shock burns his hands, and he drops the blade instinctively. Zaarhok snarls. “Don’t interrupt my meal! I’m very huuuungry after all!” Then he breathes deeply and continues, “The ooze is a great main course, detectable and sour. Yeeeeees he will be ever so yummy- ahem. You dessert. Can’t have you too burnt, lucky you. But you will be so delectable, my sweet.” He laughs and lunges at Gary. It’s only now that Gek realizes- Where’s Morf?
Hello!
This is the 3rd story time thread so far, and I wanted to try something new with it.
Remember, same rules as last time, which are posted here for your convenience.
1. No ending unless you ask me permission to do so and roll a 100 on a d100
2. I guess that's it...
3. I'm allowed to add more things to here whenever
4. Oh yeah, no posting until someone else posts
5. No invisible posting
6. No romanticizing/waifus
7. If needed I will take over to steer the story into a better plot ( or you know, someone actually good with stories )
8. This is not pbp as people can come and go whenever and put in anything they deem fun/useful in the story
9. If you have a better idea than something already said put it in parenthesis and maybe the last person will edit it to match that
10. Before you post give a heads up like "Hey My Turn" and then edit that to avoid talking about the same thing that happened before
11. If you say this is pbp you are so banned ( unless you're Me_Link, you didn't know, and this rule didn't exist )
12. You can roll for stuffs if you want to, but if you do you got to have a good reason. ( house rules 20 auto win, 1 auto lose in the most comedic way )
13. No gods unless absolutely necessary
Okay, so, here are the characters:
Gek, a young Half Ogre, Hoping to start the next big crime syndicate.
Morf, a Doppelganger bounty hunter hoping to earn a few extra bucks.
Zaarok, a Behir whos pretty much just hoping to get free food,
And Finally Gary, the Gelatinous Cube. He wants some friends.
Dont forget! You may add in some minions or henchmen later on in the story if you want.
Adventurers cannot be main characters unless for some strange reason I say its ok.
Hope you enjoy!
Il get you guys started:
Gek had just finished setting up his wanted posters. "Soon, everyone in the wild forest will want to be part of..."
(Waves his hands in the air, imagining the headline)
"GE&C: Gek's Evil & Company." He then walks back to his cave and waits.
Nearby...
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
( Do I keep this PG? )
" So, you are this guy " A man says, face slowly turning back into it's true form
" Who. Who are you! " another man says bleeding with a scythe stuck in him
" The last thing you'll ever see, But you can call me Morf... " The now revealed doppelganger pulls out a knife and finishes him off " What's this? "
The doppelganger pulling a pamphlet off the body " GE&C, seems like a good way to make a couple bucks before someone needs my services again... "
Morf grabs his scythe and starts walking to the place described on the poster
( taking it off the body just sounds right )
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Nice!
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
( I try my best )
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Im gonna let someone else do Zaarok so I can do Gary
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
Meanwhile, back at the Bat-Cave...
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
( Whoah someone posted )
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
IKR!
Anyway, in a nearby undardark dungeon...
"Blorp??"
Gary thought when he saw the poster.
"Blorp. BlooOOrp. Blorp!"
This was his chance.
Days later he arrived at the entrance to GE&C.
"Blorp blorp BLORP!"
(Gary want friend. Can Gary join?)
"Uh... Sure" replied Gek.
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
Morf appears before the cave, " Excuse me may I speak to the manager? "
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
”Blorp!” Gary says, turning towards Gek.
”Hi.” Gek looks at the doppelgänger. “I’m the manag- Wow!” He looks at the bloody scythe. “You seem... very evil.,” Gek sighs wistfully. “Anyway, what are you here for?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
" A job, " Morf says
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Gek grins. “Show me what you can do.” He draws his sword and Gary forms a pseopod.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Morf didn't expect this, but a sinister smile forms on his lips, " I would expect nothing less of the boss. " Morf changes looking more like evil incarnate than the human form he took moments ago, " A Bounty Hunter must always be ready for... Shall we say... Fresh Meat. " He says Licking his lips, Morf rushes Gerk and Gary, his form the very definition of fear. ( He's a very good Doppelganger let me just say ). " A bit much for a couple bucks but this shouldn't take too long. "
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Gek yelps, terrified, as Morf charges. Gary moves in the way, but Morf slashes trice, and Gary starts to look more blob than cube. However, the ooze lashes out protectively with a pseudopod, catching Morf in the chest. They’re cloak sizzles, and they hit the ground, dropping the scythe. Morf’s form becomes human again as they pant heavily, reaching for his scythe, but unable to grab it. Gek pats Gary on the head? Ish? Thing? and moves forward towards Morf menacingly. He’s relieved and impressed with Gary, but disappointed that Morf, the perfect evil role model, was so easy to put down. Suddenly Morf leaps up from the ruse, shifting into a terrifying faceless creature and grabbing his scythe. Gek swings with his sword, but is blocked, and Morf twists his weapon, disarming the half-ogre. At the same time, the doppelgänger kicks, knocking Gek down before he can balance himself. Morf bends over, putting his now-sharp claw on Gek’s chest, and his scythe presses onto Geks nevk until a single drop of blood emerges. Morf stands up and shifts human again. “So?” Gek sits up sweating. “You’re hired. And it’s time for our first job.” “Great.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
A sudden rumble shakes that cavern, along with the skittering of a hundred claws on stone. Out of the darkness looms a serpentine face, toned a cadet grey, with a maw full of jagged teeth as sharp as daggers. As the colossal creature pulls itself towards the villains, it speaks in a raspy whisper, "Why have such tasty morsels stolen my cave? I am afraid I'll have to eat them, oh yes. They'll make such delicious treats!"
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
“Who are you?” Gek demands, drawing his sword.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"Me? Why I'm Zaarok, yes, yes, my tasty meal. And I am hungry." The behir opens its mouth wide in a ravenous grin. "I have not feasted in so long. So, so long. But you'll whet my appetite, won't you, my scrumptious delicacies?"
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Zaarok arok lunges at Gek, who dodges and counters with his blade, but it bounces of the monster’s skin. Zarok gets ready to strike again. “Very very huuuuungry!”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
The behir appears to regain control of itself. "I apologize for my lack of manners, my sweets. Shall I eat you now? It will be quick, very quick, oh yes." As it speaks, the serpent's tongue flicks out its mouth, slowly inching its way towards Gary.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Gary jiggles in fear, but Gek charges. The behir spins around and a bolt of lightning hits the half-ogre’s sword. The electric shock burns his hands, and he drops the blade instinctively. Zaarhok snarls. “Don’t interrupt my meal! I’m very huuuungry after all!” Then he breathes deeply and continues, “The ooze is a great main course, detectable and sour. Yeeeeees he will be ever so yummy- ahem. You dessert. Can’t have you too burnt, lucky you. But you will be so delectable, my sweet.” He laughs and lunges at Gary. It’s only now that Gek realizes- Where’s Morf?
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me