And death is a natural order of life and to show that to mortals you get killed by the god of death.
I am a tabaxi way of shadow monk.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
You get the boon of immortality and a lich kills you.
I am a warlock.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
A bar fight starts and a bottle gets smashed on your face.
I am in a bank vault filled with ball bearings.
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It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
You cut your finger on the paper. The wound gets infected. The infection spreads. You die.
I'm on the edge of an active volcano, facing a horde of angry Orcs, while meteors are raining from the sky and a tornado approaches from my back.
*I already killed the person reading the book...*
The tornado sucks up all the meteors and the orcs, before dissipating above the volcano. The meteors and orcs fall in, and are melted. As you start to leave, however, you inhale the toxic gases from the volcano and die.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Joke's on you, I'm suicidal!
/j
I am the god of life.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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And death is a natural order of life and to show that to mortals you get killed by the god of death.
I am a tabaxi way of shadow monk.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
You get power word killed.
I have successfully wished for immortality.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You get the boon of immortality and a lich kills you.
I am a warlock.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Your contract involves your death after 2 weeks.
I am a barkeep.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
A bar fight starts and a bottle gets smashed on your face.
I am in a bank vault filled with ball bearings.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
You slip on some and break your neck.
I am...
You don't think, therefore you are not.
I am permanently dead already.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
A crazy necromancer revives you and then kills you again 73 times using the wish spell to cancel the permanence.
I am trapped in a tiny cardboard box.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
You forgot to breathe and suffocate.
I am in an oven with no access to electricity..
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
It's a wood-burning oven. The heat kills you.
I'm in a padded cell.
All the mass that you have being inside of the space of a single cell creates a black hole.
I am petting a hug (husky-pug hybrid).
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
It bites your hand off and you die from blood loss and shock.
I am safe at home, reading.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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The book is a mimic and eats you to death.
I am sleeping on a tropical island.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You cut your finger on the paper. The wound gets infected. The infection spreads. You die.
I'm on the edge of an active volcano, facing a horde of angry Orcs, while meteors are raining from the sky and a tornado approaches from my back.
*I already killed the person reading the book...*
The tornado sucks up all the meteors and the orcs, before dissipating above the volcano. The meteors and orcs fall in, and are melted. As you start to leave, however, you inhale the toxic gases from the volcano and die.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
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You get hit in the head by a falling coconut
I'm doing a handstand on the wing of an airplane during take-off
A dragon sees this and eats you.
I am rolling dice.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The dice are mimics and they eat you.
I am the mimic that was disguised as the d4.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
you choke on a finger
I leap of a tall building