The fishermen needed a snack.

I'm a youtuber.

You accept a hater in your comment’s advice a video and quit YT. Without a backup job, you starve to death.

I am a piazza.

You eventual rot away as no one put you in the fridge or forgotten you were in there.

I'm water.

When you tell your father that you want to be called water, he says ‘Hi Waterboy, I’m Lavagirl’. You die of cringe.

I am lava.

You harden into rock, then get used in some beauty product and your soul dies.

I am playing DREDGE.

You are killed by a bystander that doesn’t like DREDGE

I am a borb.

You faded out of existence because information about you was wiped.

I am on twitter.

You are on Twitter.

I am on Threads.

You are on Threads.

You left the lights off while you sat and looked at silly D&D Beyond posts. Foolish. The darkness only brings doom to you. A grue comes out of the corner and devours you.

I am watching a horror movie with a friend an hour before I play a brand new campaign.

The villain in both are real, and they want you dead.

I am sacrificing offerings to an undisclosed god.

He doesn't like the offering. Thus striking you dead on the spot

I am eating a snarf's brisket bbq sandwich. -- its not expired. its not poisonous. Its perfect

The god does not like you assuming their gender and smites you, unholy one.

I am in a doomsday bunker.

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You are on Threads.

You left the lights off while you sat and looked at silly D&D Beyond posts. Foolish. The darkness only brings doom to you. A grue comes out of the corner and devours you.

I am watching a horror movie with a friend an hour before I play a brand new campaign.

 I love Zork!

(Replying to BluePanther) Doomsday causes the entire world to explode, thus destroying your bunker.

I am playing DREDGE alone with no bystanders.

Quantum Psychics has a theory in which matter pops in and out of existence. You, unfortunately, are the first macroscopic entity to experience this phenomenon.

I am in an apocalypse.

You stub your toe and shout out. All of the enemies within earshot come chasing after you and kill you.

I’m baking a cake

The cake catches fire and your entire house bursts into flame.

I am flying an Airbus A380.

You get hit by a bullet

I am in a sealed box with some radioactive material and a flask of poison

The car drives off a cliff

I am posting on D&D Beyond

You get doxxed and some people give you a very friendly visit at your home.

I am Spider Man.

Thanos snapped his fingers

I am Superman