You boot up the hit video game Revolver. The FBI retreats for 5 seconds before turning the power off in your house. Now you can't even see them as they raid you.
I escape and hide in a sub-layer of Avernus, the Discord realm.
(I cast disguise self so the moderators don't notice me and eat me alive.)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The Cleric is convinced. He then loses his clerical abilities, and both of you are brutally murdered by a party of level 20 murder hoboes, many of which are using polearm master + sentinel combos dual wielding lances and riding dogs.
You get assassinated by all the 9 y/o CoD sweats, who want you to buy the new modern warfare. (They keep making them like come on activision)
I’m drinking tea while wearing fem clothes.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Devilishly Cute
You die of tea poisoning.
I am escaping jail.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You get shot by a guard.
I’m trying to figure out who poisoned my tea.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Devilishly Cute
You find out, but it's a government secret and the FBI hunts you down.
I am already dead. NANI?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You get killed over and over again for all eternity in Avernus.
I am loading a revolver for self defense against the FBI
(do not say I shot myself)
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
You boot up the hit video game Revolver. The FBI retreats for 5 seconds before turning the power off in your house. Now you can't even see them as they raid you.
I escape and hide in a sub-layer of Avernus, the Discord realm.
(I cast disguise self so the moderators don't notice me and eat me alive.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You disguise yourself as a burrito and are immediately devoured.
I am drinking coffee while reading Fahrenheit 451.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The coffee becomes inspired, and heats to 451 degrees Fahrenheit once in your throat and stomach.
I am breathing clean, non poisonous air.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The air becomes thinner and thinner, until you asphyxiate.
I am now reading 1984.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You finish the book but you enjoyed it so much and you die of sadness
petting my pet dog
The dog was secretly a hell hound that was swapped out for your regular dog. It kills you
I'm joining in on the thread revival
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The threads manifest into the real world, and Mimiczilla eats you.
I am waiting for class to start.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
A class on eating brains taught by a mind flayer.
I die.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
You die.
I am praising Jeff the Evil Roomba.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Level 20 Cleric smites you with Divine Intervention.
I undie.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Then you die again.
I am convincing the cleric Jeff the Evil Roomba is a divine being
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Cleric is convinced. He then loses his clerical abilities, and both of you are brutally murdered by a party of level 20 murder hoboes, many of which are using polearm master + sentinel combos dual wielding lances and riding dogs.
I become murder hobo! >|:D
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
You become a hobo named Murder.
I am setting up a demonic ritual to empower Jeff even more.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ritual requires sacrifice. Your the closest.
I wish myself out of existence. Try killing me now!
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
It doesn't work as this is not twist the wish. You die from an explosion.
I am creating a portal connecting twist the wish and this thread, muttering "Back when the Nexus wasn't dead it was so much easier..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ