Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
But you can loose your immortality. You loose your immortality and die of disease
im doin homework
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
pug did not remember to give his own current state and therefore popped out of existence
I am once again in the brothel
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“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
you play rock paper scissors with the giant, you chose scissors and he choses rock... you are flattened
i am eating a sandwich while walking through the forest
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“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
by the time you teleport yourself, i have eaten the sandwich, and you dissolve in stomach acids
i am inside of an adamantine room made with a nigh unlimited supply of food, water and air and no openings of any kind and nobody else is in there
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“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
the birds were actually an angry group of aarakokra who swoop at you from behind with their talons as soon as you take the downward dog position
i am at school doing homework
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“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Another genie gets a wish that gets you out of existence
i am invincible and I can’t lose my invincibility and I can’t be killed
You lose your will to live
I'm in bed, thinking about every life decision I've ever made.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
But you can loose your immortality. You loose your immortality and die of disease
im doin homework
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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You die of boredom.
I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
The DM does a TPK irl.
I'm watching the Hobbit.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The TV falls on your head.
I'm killing my DM after they killed off my character.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
I cut you in half.
I ATE YOUR ORGANS
GIVE ME YOUR TEETH
You choke on my entrails.
You're not my DM, so I wasn't killing you. I'm killing my DM (not NathanAscher, although he is my DM. Just killing a hypothetical DM)
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
I appear spontaneously and shoot you with my cannon.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
pug did not remember to give his own current state and therefore popped out of existence
I am once again in the brothel
“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
I can't believe your determination. I hire your "entertainer" to kill you.
I am in a lich's dungeon.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
A party of adventurers comes, mistakes you for an enemy and kills you.
I am in a friendly cloud giant castle.
*me realizing the 1000000 ways this could go wrong*
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
you play rock paper scissors with the giant, you chose scissors and he choses rock... you are flattened
i am eating a sandwich while walking through the forest
“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
i have teleportation powers and sabatoge your sandwich. first a nut in it. then a bolt. then an anvil. and finally me, with a gun. chk-chk-bam.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
by the time you teleport yourself, i have eaten the sandwich, and you dissolve in stomach acids
i am inside of an adamantine room made with a nigh unlimited supply of food, water and air and no openings of any kind and nobody else is in there
“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
you grow hungry and reach for an apple but find all along it was a mimic as it eats you whole
I'm doing yoga in my back yard to the zen chirping of birds.
the birds were actually an angry group of aarakokra who swoop at you from behind with their talons as soon as you take the downward dog position
i am at school doing homework
“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
(I know this is dark but...) average american day happens.
i am chilling playing vdeogames.
Your not worthless, your heart can sell for millions on the dark web.
PM me the word 🍅tomato or 🍌banana
i sneak up behind you and kill you.
I am being bahumat.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Tiamat and her dragons do a surprise attack against you and destroy your soul.
I eat some pumpkin pie.
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.