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The song seems to have...special properties. You feel the ground underneath you change with every second. You see you're now...in some kind of forest, you presume? The leaves below you crinkle as you get up and explore. There are many noises going on, due to population. A tiger in specific has interest in you. It crouches and gets ready to pounce on you. You have no idea it's even there! It jumps elegantly, and after landing on you, begins to tear your flesh and tendons. It's not long before you lose consciousness.

I wake up. The bottle was a dream? No, it couldn't have been. I ponder the question quite a bit.

 Yes...it felt very much like reality, but you are put to rest knowing it was all a dream. You rise from your bed and enter the kitchen of your house. You reach for a coffee mug to pour yourself a cup and then you freeze...all the mugs are gone! You cabinet was filled with them last night! Where are they? As your tiredness fades, you look around the kitchen and your hear skips a beat. All the bottles, cups, mugs, and jars are lined up on the island and neighboring counters! You are surrounded in bottles. You shake your head in disbelief, trying to wake up all the way, but this is no dream. Your dream last night was premonition to this moment, when all the bottles riot against you, sick of being used as nothing more than to hold your liquids and then have your mouth rubbed all over their heads, and then washed uncomfortably in the sink. They fling themselves at you, glass shattering all over you and slicing you into thousands of pieces of flesh and bones. You are dead to say the least. 

My flesh bits the tiger left are now sitting in the room beside yours, I am all flesh bits and bone bits just like you.

 (I kinda snickered at this lol!)

Quote from FlowerField >>

I am the larger gelatinous cube

self explanatory

 A god changes the laws of reality, all liquids lose their cohesion and you melt to the floor, unable to do anything

I am Jean Luc

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I am the larger gelatinous cube

self explanatory

 I am the largerer gelatinous cube

yes

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Quote from FlowerField >>

I am the larger gelatinous cube

self explanatory

 I am the largerer gelatinous cube

yes

 It begins to rain. You feel yourself melting. It's actually a lot more PAINFUL than you anticipated. You're now nothing.

I'm playing as white in chess. I seem to be winning!

You put me in check. I pull out a gun and say "CHECKMATE!" I unload my gun and pull out a knife and then stab you in the eye. I then throw you off a cliff we are conveniently next to.

I'm walking down a hill eating popcorn. NON POISONOUS POPCORN.

Quote from ShadowLander >>

You put me in check. I pull out a gun and say "CHECKMATE!" I unload my gun and pull out a knife and then stab you in the eye. I then throw you off a cliff we are conveniently next to.

 (He really said "ONLY I CAN WIN! ONLY I AM WORTHY!")

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You put me in check. I pull out a gun and say "CHECKMATE!" I unload my gun and pull out a knife and then stab you in the eye. I then throw you off a cliff we are conveniently next to.

I'm walking down a hill eating popcorn. NON POISONOUS POPCORN.

 You are walking down a MASSIVE hill, eating some of the most delicious popcorn you have ever had in your life. Perfectly seasoned, nice and buttery without making the kernels soggy, and a delicious aroma wafting into your nose... mmmmm... The smell of butter. Halfway down the hill, you encounter a chubby ogre twice your size. He says "You gonna share some of that popcorn?". You Refuse. In retaliation he picks you up, hoists you over his shoulder, takes your bag of popcorn, and throws you off the hill. You plummet a great distance to your demise, but hey! At least the popcorn was amazing and normal.

I am a side character in a satirical comedy cartoon.

Quote from EnderBorne >>

Quote from ShadowLander >>

You put me in check. I pull out a gun and say "CHECKMATE!" I unload my gun and pull out a knife and then stab you in the eye. I then throw you off a cliff we are conveniently next to.

I'm walking down a hill eating popcorn. NON POISONOUS POPCORN.

 You are walking down a MASSIVE hill, eating some of the most delicious popcorn you have ever had in your life. Perfectly seasoned, nice and buttery without making the kernels soggy, and a delicious aroma wafting into your nose... mmmmm... The smell of butter. Halfway down the hill, you encounter a chubby ogre twice your size. He says "You gonna share some of that popcorn?". You Refuse. In retaliation he picks you up, hoists you over his shoulder, takes your bag of popcorn, and throws you off the hill. You plummet a great distance to your demise, but hey! At least the popcorn was amazing and normal.

I am a side character in a satirical comedy cartoon.

 Bugs Bunny appears. Self explanatory. Except...
You're not dead yet. Something keeps you alive. You DESPISE THIS. You just want freedom.
And then, you're shot. Turns out you we're hallucinating the pain. :p

I am playing SRB2.(I ain't feeling very creative rn, sorry TwT)

Idk what SRB2 is, but while playing the game, you hear a knock at the door. "A'yo, got a Pizza here" you heard. Ah! The pizza you ordered is here. You excitedly rush down the stairs, yet on the second step, you twist your ankle. You yell, then take an uncontrollable tumble down the stairs. Bump! Bump! Laying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs, you feel your ears burn, then everything goes black. Did you die?

I am trapped in an elevator all alone. What rotten luck...

The elevator breaks, causing it to fall and break all your bones in your body, you are dead 

I am driving a semi-truck on a steep road on the edge of a cliff 

You were speeding in a semi-truck off the edge of a cliff. Just as your truck flies through the barrier, the world freezes, and the word FAIL appears on the screen in big red letters.

I wear my sunglasses at night

It’s a full moon. You get attacked by 13 werewolves and they eat you.

Im on my couch playing Halo on an Xbox

You lose 1000 games in a row and decide to take a walk on a railroad track that was decommissioned, unfortunately it was recently put back into service and you were hit by a train. You wake up in a hospital bed with both legs completely shattered, your taken to a secret laboratory where your experimented on. You die 13 years later after years of agony and pain. 

I'm looking a SCP-096 plush directly in the face.

You have a heart attack 

I am eating a Big Mac at McDonald’s 

You die of how utterly F A T T Y it is.

I'm talking to a stranger to pass the time. I have a therapist's appointment.
(I hate Britian.)

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You die of how utterly F A T T Y it is.

 

I'm talking to a stranger to pass the time. I have a therapist's appointment.

 Suddenly, the stranger pulls a knife out and puts it up to your throat. Turns out they weren't a normal stranger, they were actually a hitman hired to kill you. Guess you won't get to talk to that therapist, eh?

I'm sitting on my couch eating (non-posionous) Burger King Fiery Mozzarella Fries

Suddenly, you start choking on a fry, and you can’t get it out of your throat, so… you die.

I am somewhere, but I don’t know where, but I do know that I am surviving.

You are somewhere, but where? How are you surviving? These questions linger in your mind... Then your questions are answered: You are dead. The place you don't know where you are, it is heaven! You are right outside the pearly gates. You only "survived" this long because you were already dead. Now you remember; Last week, you got hit by a truck. The impact killed you on contact. Shock courses through your mind... Looks like you're an angel now.

I just said "I like trains"

I am just chilling.

Then a tree squished me

Then the ceiling starts dripping acid and my flesh and bones start to dissolve. You are now triple dead.

I am at school in maths