Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You realize this is your time, you have the ability to rhyme. You find that this is your skill, the one to pay the bill. The world watches you spit mad raps, only for you to fall in dangerous traps. If only you stayed sober, then your life wouldn't be over.
I just killed the last mimic in existence, driving the species into extinction.
mid teleporting causes you to dephorm your body in a blobbity way
Alarm !!!! the teleport machine is wrongly repaired !!!! ..............................noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................ (( after some tries of activating the teleport, you die ))
I am the Demogorgon who infected the teleport machine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahaha*You die laughing to death*
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum:Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
As you are planning, you hear a quiet knock at the door. Who could it be at this hour? You get a looming sense of destruction as you approach the door. You stop yourself for a minute, and then slowly, ever so slowly...you open the door. A man in a black rope points at you with his index finger, beckoning you to let him in. You do so, and hastefully, for you have no idea what he is here for. He looks at your progress on your campaign, and he asks, in a husky, low voice..."So, you like to play Dungeons and Dragons, mm?" You solemnly nod, and he beckons you to follow him into the room. He holds a cane, a rather aged one, of perhaps acacia. He points it at you, and you black out almost immediately. You then wake up-or do you?- when you feel how utterly difficult it is to move, and stretch. You see the old man's face, smiling evilly. He gives you to someone, and he is seen holding some money. You have become a figurine, and you are now cursed to be used as such. For eternity.
I am doing metalwork on a sword. It's rather dull, as I have not made it a proper blade as of yet.
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The one who wants to hug quite literally everyone, for no reason whatsoever. Get him to an Asylum.
Just some guy who likes memes and DND!
Some may know me as a particularly goofy vermin if you play a Sonic game where you commit blasts of robo...2...
As you are doing metalwork on the sword, a customer walks in. A human man with a skull tattoo on his left arm. He watches as you forge the sword, yet doesn't say a word. Hours pass, and he's still there. As you finish the sword, he asks in a gruff voice "May I try it out?" you agree and hand him the sword, he inspects it for a moment, then with a swift strike, vertically slices you in two.
You feel oh so hungry...as you continue to look, you feel starvation begin to take over. You feel oh so weak...and you collapse. You are no longer breathing.
I am walking to my job at a obscure company. (Edited because I sounded so out of pocket lol-)
The obscure company does something very obscure to you; They extract your organs and switch around all your facial features to make your body into an absolute abomination.
I am getting yeeted by one of my party members. (this actually happened in a session last night)
The school explodes.
I'm existing. Not doing anything, just... existing.
By simply existing in the late 1600s, you are accused of witchcraft, and burned on a stake. No other reason. Just flat out accusation.
I am taking a bite of the cake that says "eat me" from Alice in Wonderland.
Formerly CherryBomb314
The cake had a bomb in it, so you take the bite, and then… you die.
I am putting together the LEGO millennium falcon (with 8000 pieces)
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
You step on a piece and die.
I am wishing I had skills to pay the bills.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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You realize this is your time, you have the ability to rhyme. You find that this is your skill, the one to pay the bill. The world watches you spit mad raps, only for you to fall in dangerous traps. If only you stayed sober, then your life wouldn't be over.
I just killed the last mimic in existence, driving the species into extinction.
Formerly CherryBomb314
I throw vegemite on toast at you causeing you to die of disgust
i am mid teleport
mid teleporting causes you to dephorm your body in a blobbity way
Alarm !!!! the teleport machine is wrongly repaired !!!! ..............................noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................ (( after some tries of activating the teleport, you die ))
I am the Demogorgon who infected the teleport machine
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Took me too long to post
Idk you ummm, a Balor demon licks you and you drop dead from a heart attack
I'm laguhing
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahaha*You die laughing to death*
I am playing Hot Potato with a REALLY hot potato.
Formerly CherryBomb314
The potato gets huge arms and hugs you to death.
I am currently in the safest place possible and drinking thousands of healing potions.
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
One of the healing potions is a disguised posion potion, and it is made of posion from the deadliest source. You die instantaneously.
I am planing a D&D campaign...
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
As you are planning, you hear a quiet knock at the door. Who could it be at this hour? You get a looming sense of destruction as you approach the door. You stop yourself for a minute, and then slowly, ever so slowly...you open the door. A man in a black rope points at you with his index finger, beckoning you to let him in. You do so, and hastefully, for you have no idea what he is here for. He looks at your progress on your campaign, and he asks, in a husky, low voice..."So, you like to play Dungeons and Dragons, mm?" You solemnly nod, and he beckons you to follow him into the room. He holds a cane, a rather aged one, of perhaps acacia. He points it at you, and you black out almost immediately. You then wake up-or do you?- when you feel how utterly difficult it is to move, and stretch. You see the old man's face, smiling evilly. He gives you to someone, and he is seen holding some money. You have become a figurine, and you are now cursed to be used as such. For eternity.
I am doing metalwork on a sword. It's rather dull, as I have not made it a proper blade as of yet.
The one who wants to hug quite literally everyone, for no reason whatsoever. Get him to an Asylum.
Just some guy who likes memes and DND!
Some may know me as a particularly goofy vermin if you play a Sonic game where you commit blasts of robo...2...
(online Monday-Friday from 8:00 to 3:00) (Most of the time.)
First ACTUAL RP character as a SHEET!!! He's a foxfolk.
Hewwo! ^w^ You wanna see a surprise? :3
As you are doing metalwork on the sword, a customer walks in. A human man with a skull tattoo on his left arm. He watches as you forge the sword, yet doesn't say a word. Hours pass, and he's still there. As you finish the sword, he asks in a gruff voice "May I try it out?" you agree and hand him the sword, he inspects it for a moment, then with a swift strike, vertically slices you in two.
I am in a sweet dream made of candy.
Formerly CherryBomb314
You fell asleep outside, its storming and your struck by lightning.
I'm trying to recreate pickle-rick but in D&D.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!a piano falls on you
I am hanging off of a cliff
PM me the word tomato
(LONG LIVE THE KING!)
The one who wants to hug quite literally everyone, for no reason whatsoever. Get him to an Asylum.
Just some guy who likes memes and DND!
Some may know me as a particularly goofy vermin if you play a Sonic game where you commit blasts of robo...2...
(online Monday-Friday from 8:00 to 3:00) (Most of the time.)
First ACTUAL RP character as a SHEET!!! He's a foxfolk.
Hewwo! ^w^ You wanna see a surprise? :3
You failed to post a scenario, and reality itself unraveled because of your foolish mistake.
I lost my lunch... literally.
Formerly CherryBomb314
You feel oh so hungry...as you continue to look, you feel starvation begin to take over. You feel oh so weak...and you collapse. You are no longer breathing.
I am walking to my job at a obscure company.
(Edited because I sounded so out of pocket lol-)
The one who wants to hug quite literally everyone, for no reason whatsoever. Get him to an Asylum.
Just some guy who likes memes and DND!
Some may know me as a particularly goofy vermin if you play a Sonic game where you commit blasts of robo...2...
(online Monday-Friday from 8:00 to 3:00) (Most of the time.)
First ACTUAL RP character as a SHEET!!! He's a foxfolk.
Hewwo! ^w^ You wanna see a surprise? :3
The obscure company does something very obscure to you; They extract your organs and switch around all your facial features to make your body into an absolute abomination.
I am getting yeeted by one of my party members. (this actually happened in a session last night)
Formerly CherryBomb314
You fall down a flight of stairs, dying of a concussion
I am deep within an underground labyrinth
Forever DM and perpetually online
Second-In-Command and Acting Master of the Underground