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You fall down a flight of stairs, dying of a concussion

I am deep within an underground labyrinth

 You walk through the labyrinth. You've been promised a year's worth of food if you get out. You have to feed your family. You trudge through the endless dead ends, but then! Alas, you hear steps slowly approach from behind. You turn, and nothing appears. Turn back, and a Minotaur, furious, grabs you by the body, and launches you at the rock wall. You immediately get a concussion, and blood stops pulsing to the brain. You've died a great death.

I am a stone mason, planning the dimensions of a new building.

You forgot to account for a barely noticeable curve on the cliff the building was made on, and the cliff collapses with you inside, and you plummet to your death.

I am living in a humble cottage in a rainforest

You're in your humble little cottage when a Cyclone comes in! It rains, and rains, and rains even harder. Eventually, water enters your cottage, and it keeps rising and rising until there is no air left inside. Unfortunately, you could not get out in time, and drown.

I am throwing a lit stick of dynamite.

You were eating waffles with syrup that morning so your hands are really sticky, you think you throw the stick of dynam-------

I'm taking a math test.

Your tiny brain explodes trying to answer problem 1: 2+2.

I am being an old man with 7 gold canaries flying around me.

These canaries are a magic item that summon an ancient gold dragon. Unfortunately, they're chaotic evil and decide not to help you but instead turn you into a snack. Then they team up with the Hobgoblin empire and destroy the world.

I'm on problem 2 of my math test. 2: 101828261735618532617381/9 = ?

you spontaneously combust

i am disco dancing

You swap places with the disco ball and choke to death slowly on the string that held the disco ball.

I'm eating pizza cuz its Friday.

I ate some takoz

1) You ate some pizza in the mall, but the guy behind you was eating some tacos and let out one of the nastiest farts in existence. So nasty that it caused you to suffocate and die!

2) “YOU FOOL! YOU FORGOT TO POST A SCENARIO!!! NOW THE UNIVERSE IS ABOUT TO FALL A—“

I am casting Fireball to blow up an old wooden house.

I overactingly sneeze in your face, cutting the concentration required to cast your spell.

As a bonus action, I cast Erupting Earth at your feet, and I flee away using a scroll of levitation.

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you spontaneously combust

i am disco dancing

 ( the joke here is that there was a woman disco dancing in real life, and she spontaneously combusted.)

The spell runs out as you are over lava.

I am reading a really intense comic about a person disco dancing and then spontaneously combusting.

 You accidentally swig a molotov cocktail while reading instead of the bottle of rum because you are too distracted.

(Why you have a molotov cocktail sitting by your bedside, I have no idea)

I am hugging a platypus.

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 You accidentally swig a molotov cocktail while reading instead of the bottle of rum because you are too distracted.

(Why you have a molotov cocktail sitting by your bedside, I have no idea)

I am hugging a platypus.

 *The platypus explodes, leaving an utter crater. Your body parts are scattered, until days later, when they're put in a morgue for preservation. Your love of platypus' was your ultimate downfall.*


*I'm on DDB.*

You were walking while being on dnd beyond, but weren't paying attention. You walk into the middle of a street.

Why didn't the rat cross the street?

He got run over.

I'm catching my first pokemon. (You choose what it is) 

You find a cute looking charmander. It doesn't take kindly to having a metal ball thrown at it so it starts crying. It's mother comes along and burns to dust.

I'm currently working on my steel defender Archimedes.

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You find a cute looking charmander. It doesn't take kindly to having a metal ball thrown at it so it starts crying. It's mother comes along and burns to dust.

I'm currently working on my steel defender Archimedes.

 *You lose hope that you can do it, get into a depression(Both economical and emotional), and die of a heart attack from so much time at the bar.*


*I'm doing schoolwork.*

A dog eats it. You are given detention for the next 20 years and die of boredom.

I cast time stop.

Oops, what do you mean I cast expended spell? Oops, what do you mean that I infused the extended spell so much that the Time Stop duration is Infinite?

I eat a gelatinous cube.

You get roasted so hard for eating off brand Jell-O that you die of fourth degree burns.

I am the person who roasted you.