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Humans slowly cut down every forest and natural habitat to fuel their insuppressible desire for progress and advancement. Without anything to be god of you cease to exist.
after a lot of bouncing, you start to get rather tired, but, what with the castle being both infinite and infinity bouncy, you are unable to stop bouncing to do anything. This includes eating, drinking, sleeping, or dealing with motion sickness. After a few million years, your skeleton is still bouncing through the castle.
I am about to be eaten by a zombie T-Rex
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Anything is edible if you try hard enough!
I am a swimmer. If you see me running, you should run too, because it means something horrible is chasing me.
after a lot of bouncing, you start to get rather tired, but, what with the castle being both infinite and infinity bouncy, you are unable to stop bouncing to do anything. This includes eating, drinking, sleeping, or dealing with motion sickness. After a few million years, your skeleton is still bouncing through the castle.
I am about to be eaten by a zombie T-Rex
A fetid imp, unaware of its own odor, stops nearby to take a rest and promptly dies. As do you and the rex.
after a lot of bouncing, you start to get rather tired, but, what with the castle being both infinite and infinity bouncy, you are unable to stop bouncing to do anything. This includes eating, drinking, sleeping, or dealing with motion sickness. After a few million years, your skeleton is still bouncing through the castle.
I am about to be eaten by a zombie T-Rex
A fetid imp, unaware of its own odor, stops nearby to take a rest and promptly dies. As do you and the rex.
I am the demon who sent the imp there.
An unaware demon slayer trips over your body and his holy symbol and holy water lands on you and you die of holy water.
I am a fat homunculus *or however its spelled* in a tree.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You have terrible aim, so they survive, and there are lots of working guns and ammunition around, so they can shoot you, and they are a really good shot.
I am napping on an airplane wing.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Someone hid a large amount of dynamite in its stomach. A fuse is lit. Kaboom.
I am doing a hand stand on the nose of a flying jet plane.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You get confused and cast at the musical artist, and he was a secret final boss you were not prepared for. Game over.
I am infinite.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
ly dead.
I am trapped inside this paragraph and I really need to get out. Please help.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You are digital, so you were never alive. Nor are you dead. You just aren't.
I am Pan, God of Nature
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Humans slowly cut down every forest and natural habitat to fuel their insuppressible desire for progress and advancement. Without anything to be god of you cease to exist.
I am happily reading a good novel in a hammock.
You get a papercut, startling you, and causing you to twist the hammock and fall, hitting your head on a rock, killing you.
I am in a infinite bouncy castle
( without any allergies to anything)
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
after a lot of bouncing, you start to get rather tired, but, what with the castle being both infinite and infinity bouncy, you are unable to stop bouncing to do anything. This includes eating, drinking, sleeping, or dealing with motion sickness. After a few million years, your skeleton is still bouncing through the castle.
I am about to be eaten by a zombie T-Rex
Anything is edible if you try hard enough!
I am a swimmer. If you see me running, you should run too, because it means something horrible is chasing me.
A fetid imp, unaware of its own odor, stops nearby to take a rest and promptly dies. As do you and the rex.
I am the demon who sent the imp there.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
An unaware demon slayer trips over your body and his holy symbol and holy water lands on you and you die of holy water.
I am a fat homunculus *or however its spelled* in a tree.
KNIGHT OF RANDOM
Halike Morgad the Dhampir fist of arlo
Sir strange one of the centaurs
Your wizard creator gets slurped up by a hamburger mimic while eating lunch and you are expelled into the infinite void of loneliness.
I am an innocent child watching TV sponsored by evil cultists.
The TV shows sponsored by the cultists corrupt you into commiting suicide
I am the CEO of "MIDEVIL MCDONALDS"
KNIGHT OF RANDOM
Halike Morgad the Dhampir fist of arlo
Sir strange one of the centaurs
The McDonald’s gets stormed by the MIDEVIL skeleton hordes
You are floating on a cloud
Like being a player, love dming.
I AM YOUR DM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODS! XD
The cloud becomes a wind elemental and rips off your everything
I rebuild the mcdonalds but now it is normal and only fat obese americans are allowed.
KNIGHT OF RANDOM
Halike Morgad the Dhampir fist of arlo
Sir strange one of the centaurs
You are unable to keep up with the demand and end up getting eaten by the horde of american obesity.
I am eating cake that I am not allergic to, nor is it a mimic.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You choke.
I am sunbathing on top of a jet plane.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The metal on the jet gets so hot it burns through your body and by the time it gets to your brain its too late.
I am shooting random people at the reinassance faire.
KNIGHT OF RANDOM
Halike Morgad the Dhampir fist of arlo
Sir strange one of the centaurs
You have terrible aim, so they survive, and there are lots of working guns and ammunition around, so they can shoot you, and they are a really good shot.
I am napping on an airplane wing.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Do I really need to say anything? If I need to, the plane took off and you couldn't get off in time.
A random dude just fell out of the sky and landed 30 feet away from me.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Turns out he’s an invincible assassin, sent to kill you
you’re roasting a perfectly normal pig over a fire
Like being a player, love dming.
I AM YOUR DM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODS! XD
Someone hid a large amount of dynamite in its stomach. A fuse is lit. Kaboom.
I am doing a hand stand on the nose of a flying jet plane.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The plane experiences turbulence
I am feasting
Like being a player, love dming.
I AM YOUR DM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODS! XD