This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You don't notice the Delayed Blast Fireball behind you that someone with a magic item giving them infinite concentration time cast at a very young age and has kept concentration on for their entire life. Unluckily for you, they choose just that moment to die and release concentration on it,
I am killing the guy who cast that spell that is killing you.
It notices your presence and poisons you to death before eating your body.
I am making death saving throws because I rolled a nat. 1 on stabbing someone after I got them to start making death saving throws and drop concentration on a spell.
The DM isn't paying attention and once they do you are at 152 failed death saves.
I am the DM.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
An army of level 1 wizards arrive to fight you, and doing 1hp of damage each, while many of them die, they manage to slowly poke you to death by simply not letting you have another turn in initiative.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You anger him for invoking his name, and are diven mad, killing yourself.
I am trying to summon Cthuwu (pronounced Kuth-ooo-woo) so I can become a great owold owone
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"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
The catholic church finds you first and exercises you to death for trying to use otherworldly powers
I am in court for a parking violation
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"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
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The chest is a Mimic, who inmediatedly opens the mouth. Then with a torrid smile, grabs you with its tongue, and in a sudden eats you.
I found a ring of spell storaging........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
(Then how do I know about it?)
You cast it. It is revealed to be a Self-Destruct spell.
I am putting spells in rings of spell storing.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You don't notice the Delayed Blast Fireball behind you that someone with a magic item giving them infinite concentration time cast at a very young age and has kept concentration on for their entire life. Unluckily for you, they choose just that moment to die and release concentration on it,
I am killing the guy who cast that spell that is killing you.
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It backfires and kills you instead.
I am riding on a dragon.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
It notices your presence and poisons you to death before eating your body.
I am making death saving throws because I rolled a nat. 1 on stabbing someone after I got them to start making death saving throws and drop concentration on a spell.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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The DM isn't paying attention and once they do you are at 152 failed death saves.
I am the DM.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You are the DM , but the players have gone to their homes lefting you alone and trapped on that house FOREVAH.
I use the dices as bullets.....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
They ricochet, and you suddenly have a bunch of dice in your brain.
I am a Tarrasque.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
An army of level 1 wizards arrive to fight you, and doing 1hp of damage each, while many of them die, they manage to slowly poke you to death by simply not letting you have another turn in initiative.
I use a cloak of billowing for my bonus action.
A completed pbp forum game:
Harley Atheonaikie in Frozen Sick
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Current pbp forum games:
Delilah Rose in Rivulestice
Tragedy Whispers (Previously: A Deep & Creeping Darkness & Waterdeep: Dragon Heist)
Your cloak of billowing is being inmediatedly stolen by a group of brewsters, while another one puts a poisoned knive below your chin.
I am that brewster.......
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You accidentally spill acid on yourself.
I am talking to Cthulhu about becoming a warlock. He seems pretty chill so far.
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He becomes… less chill.
I am trying to pronounce Cthulhu. Kith-oo-loo?
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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You anger him by mispronouncing it, causing him to interrupt my interview and murder you to death, which is very much less chill,
I am trying to calm Cthulhu (pronounced Kuh-thoo-loo, but without the u, if you can manage it) down in a way that won't anger him further.
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Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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You anger him for invoking his name, and are diven mad, killing yourself.
I am trying to summon Cthuwu (pronounced Kuth-ooo-woo) so I can become a great owold owone
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
You accidentally summon Cthulhu instead, causing him to murder you via madness.
I am going insane.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
And with your insanity, now you becopme the next Mimic.
I feed the mImic a vial of blue blood.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You get smited for trying to combine forums.
I am drinking a vial of blue blood.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You've getting exhoriated by a sorcerer who cast Eldritch Blast.
I am that sorcerer
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You get smited for knowing Eldritch Blast without being a warlock.
I am becoming a warlock so I can Eldritch Blast.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The catholic church finds you first and exercises you to death for trying to use otherworldly powers
I am in court for a parking violation
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"