The ride spirals out of control, catching fire, the silicon grip on a ride handle heats, melts, & flings into your eye causing you to flinch and fall forward. You get clipped in the temple by spinning debris, knocked unconcious, and suffocate to death from the noxious inferno.
The headlines that day say: "Barbarian with Intelligence as a dump stat attempts to chop apart a fire with an axe. 25 gp reward to the first person to find the ret of their ash."
I am a powerful fire elemental.
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I am a powerful fire elemental turning into an even stronger steam elemental.
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Fire doesnt become steam, so you die out without any fuel.
I exist, but do I?
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The sleep paralysis demon in the room dislikes you for coming in unexpectedly and sends you to hell
I am not a demon
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You are taken onto the sea alongside Gandalf and Frodo and you dissolve to death.
I am an actually innocent child at a "harmless" carnival in Ravenloft.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
You spin around too fast and die from dizziness.
I am the ride operator.
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The ride spirals out of control, catching fire, the silicon grip on a ride handle heats, melts, & flings into your eye causing you to flinch and fall forward. You get clipped in the temple by spinning debris, knocked unconcious, and suffocate to death from the noxious inferno.
I am the fireman
You get put out by some rain.
I am a firefighter.
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The headlines that day say: "Barbarian with Intelligence as a dump stat attempts to chop apart a fire with an axe. 25 gp reward to the first person to find the ret of their ash."
I am a powerful fire elemental.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
A random barbarian fights you. They bring their wizard friend with Create Water.
I am a wizard with Create Water.
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You drown.
I am a chaos rat eating muffins.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
The muffins are poisoned
I am you
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
I died, remember?
I am a powerful fire elemental turning into an even stronger steam elemental.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Fire doesnt become steam, so you die out without any fuel.
I exist, but do I?
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
Nope.
I exist eternally.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
you slowly loose biomass with every movement you take, with every heart beat or breath you loose parts of you until you are nothing.
Im scary bed demon
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
The sleep paralysis demon in the room dislikes you for coming in unexpectedly and sends you to hell
I am not a demon
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
You are a devil!
I am vibing with the local nice stray cats in my area.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
They have rabies.
I am punching a tree to get wood to build a house with.
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The tree is a Mimic.
I am a vegan Mind Flayer.
You accidently eat the wrong kind of mushroom.
I am swapping a mind flayer's mushrooms.
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A mushroom-flayer latches onto your face and takes over your body
I am the mushroom-flayer
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
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For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
I have blood of acid.
I have blood of acid.
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Your veins are not built to handle acid and all your blood pours out of you.
I am a vampire with acid immunity trying to drink your blood as it sinks into the floor.
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