You hear music, and eventually you hear singing. It's me, I come in singing and as I kill you I do it perfectly in synchronization with song and dance. Not a single note was flat nor a single step was out of place. Everything was timed, and executed perfectly, including you, the dead person whom was killed.
I'm repeatedly clicking the L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L key while simultaneously holding down the shift key. No I did not use the caps button, and no I did not copy and paste. I individually wrote every L and every space while holding down the shift button with the exception of the first portion of the sentence written in lowercase letters.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Someone sees you pouring all this time into making that comment without anyone appreciating or responding to it and they decide to put you out of your misery
I'm a level 20 Rogue
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He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Im immortal, invulnerable, invincible, all powerful, and all knowing
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"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
You were immortal and all that other OP stuff, but then I smacked you so hard you lost everything! You lost your immortality, invincibility, all knowingness, your hair, your complexion, even your sanity, and most importantly your life.
You are a mimic in a mimic colony. I tell some level 20 OP wizard that some of the mimics in your colony were talking shhh about him/her. The angry wizard kills every single mimic in the colony including you.
I am 'post reply' on this post.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
I burn the forest to the ground, and have salamanders with multi meltas to burn anything that attempts to flee the burning forest. Then throw some saturation bombs on the forest remains just for the heck of it.
I am sitting in the middle of a chair.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
All went well until dessert when you accidently threw a slice of pie at the noble and guess what happens next. SPOILER ALERT! The guards kill you.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
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Someone peels off your skin and eats your hair, then eats your insides.
I am inside Undertale, and I am at the judgement Hall.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
A bone strikes through your soul.
I'm in Arborea
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
You hear music, and eventually you hear singing. It's me, I come in singing and as I kill you I do it perfectly in synchronization with song and dance. Not a single note was flat nor a single step was out of place. Everything was timed, and executed perfectly, including you, the dead person whom was killed.
I'm repeatedly clicking the L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L key while simultaneously holding down the shift key. No I did not use the caps button, and no I did not copy and paste. I individually wrote every L and every space while holding down the shift button with the exception of the first portion of the sentence written in lowercase letters.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Someone sees you pouring all this time into making that comment without anyone appreciating or responding to it and they decide to put you out of your misery
I'm a level 20 Rogue
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
Rocks fall and everyone dies
Im immortal, invulnerable, invincible, all powerful, and all knowing
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
I am a mimic in a mimic colony
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You were immortal and all that other OP stuff, but then I smacked you so hard you lost everything! You lost your immortality, invincibility, all knowingness, your hair, your complexion, even your sanity, and most importantly your life.
You are a mimic in a mimic colony. I tell some level 20 OP wizard that some of the mimics in your colony were talking shhh about him/her. The angry wizard kills every single mimic in the colony including you.
I am 'post reply' on this post.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
You instantly get deleted from the code.
I am eating nachos on my couch
The nacho cheese turns out to be an ooze that suffocates you.
I am in the box seats at a theater
The projector topples over, breaks your ribs, and stops your heart
I'm back in the cursed forest from post #1
I burn the forest to the ground, and have salamanders with multi meltas to burn anything that attempts to flee the burning forest. Then throw some saturation bombs on the forest remains just for the heck of it.
I am sitting in the middle of a chair.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
You are arrested for killing people throughout this thread are found guilty, and are given the electric chair.
I'm watching him get the electric chair while I cannot get the death sentence.
You get shot through the head from the Mafia as you leave the prison.
I am in a submarine
All the sudden, the submarine explodes into blue flame underwater, you survived the explosion, but died of drowning.
I am at a noble's party
All went well until dessert when you accidently threw a slice of pie at the noble and guess what happens next. SPOILER ALERT! The guards kill you.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
you eat the cake to and die
im a chicken in skyrim
I Shoot you with an arrow.
I am Reading the D&D Handbook.
The handbook is a mimic.
I am an ancient gold dragon.
Murderhobos.
I do not exist.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
iExist. (Sorry, couldn't resist it.)
I am lying on my bed, typing on my computer.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.