The blacksmith didn’t like how you’re haggling him for money, so he takes the blade he’s holding, heats it up, brings it out, and stabs you straight through the chest, with the metal setting you aflame and burning you alive.
I am Shaggy at 100% power
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"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
The us government has you executed at gunpoint for not doing as they said you had to after your stent as a German scientist.
I am invulnerable, invincible, and immortal
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"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
After you live for several billion years and survive the explosion of the sun, the gods realize "Huh, we probably shouldn't have made them all 3." and revoke your immortality.
I am a rat living in your floorboards.
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He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
I use a kamehameha to instantly one shot the tarrasque. No need to roll initiative. It will one shot.
I'm in your dreams, and for some reason you cannot control your dreams. Strange.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
but you can, and somehow, you accidentally make it rain knives, killing everyone in the dream, including yourself
I'm buying a weapon from the blacksmith, and mimics are extinct.
The blacksmith didn’t like how you’re haggling him for money, so he takes the blade he’s holding, heats it up, brings it out, and stabs you straight through the chest, with the metal setting you aflame and burning you alive.
I am Shaggy at 100% power
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
(Yours was very similar to the original! Weird)
You accidentally, clumsily fall into a bottomless pit
I am in Monopoly
You die of boredom.
I both am invulnerable and invincible.
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
But not immortal...
I am a worm in a river.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
I pick you out from the river, put you on a fishing hook, and toss you back in. The fish is very pleased with its meal.
I'm having a drink in a tavern.
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
Another drunk patron punches you in the face continuously, giving you a concussion, and then killing you.
I am throwing pies at a clown who I paid to throw pies at.
The clown realizes his life is going nowhere in the pie-throwing-victim industry, so he stabs you and runs away to become a clown lawyer.
I am the clown lawyer's client
The clown lawyer doesn't like this job either, so he stabs you and the judge in the throat. He is evicted and given the electric chair.
I'm a cop patrolling the streets of my city
And it would've been safe too, if it weren't for all these murder clowns running about
I am a Lv 20 Cleric
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
The DM doesn't like you, so he says "All the sudden, a rockslide comes tumbling down on <CLERCINAME>, he died tragically under the rubble."
I'm Eating a perfectly normal pumpkin pie
The god of pumpkins comes and avenges the pie.
I'm a Human.
Black Lives Matter
Count as high as you can before Nikoli_Goodfellow Posts!
Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
...who lives among orcs. They hate you and promptly execute you.
(Today marks the one month since this thread was created!)
I am out of ideas
The us government has you executed at gunpoint for not doing as they said you had to after your stent as a German scientist.
I am invulnerable, invincible, and immortal
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
After you live for several billion years and survive the explosion of the sun, the gods realize "Huh, we probably shouldn't have made them all 3." and revoke your immortality.
I am a rat living in your floorboards.
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
I find you then nuke my house.
I'm Codester
Black Lives Matter
Count as high as you can before Nikoli_Goodfellow Posts!
Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
Someone doesn't like coding and they find you and kill you.
I'm playing the True Pacifist Route in Undertale.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Being a pacifist I get someone else to make a 1000 tiny cuts on your body...then trap you in a pit of raw sewage.
I appear as someone who has cotton candy like hair and a very orange complexion...