"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
The plot revolts and kills you off. From a stray arrow.
I am a Dragon Orb.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
A giant chicken eats you before pooping you out into an egg that hatches a horse that eats you and kills you
I am Superman but kyptonite has no effect on me
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"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
Your foes realize that you're also weak to red sun radiation, and find a way to teleport you to the center of such a star. Your power is quickly sapped away, and the heat of the star obliterates you.
I am Mystryl, the original incarnation of the goddess of magic.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
Your owner considers you to be amazing, and tells everyone to gaze upon your horse-ly greatness. Eventually he ends up asking a beholder to do so, and well, you're dust now. (P.S. I have no goddamn clue, the Forgotten Realms lore is so cluttered.)
You get banished by a cleric to the Nine Hells, then a rock falls on you there.
I am a flying monkey in the jungles of Chult.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
I places beads on the string ,and tie them on nice and tight
I give the beaded string to freaky psychopath ,and I won't get too much into detail, but you'll more than likely end up broken at some point, and thus dead by association.
I'm sitting on a perfectly normal chair next to a perfectly normal table.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
I places beads on the string ,and tie them on nice and tight
I give the beaded string to freaky psychopath ,and I won't get too much into detail, but you'll more than likely end up broken at some point, and thus dead by association.
I'm sitting on a perfectly normal chair next to a perfectly normal table.
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
I'm the rocks that fell and killed everyone.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew:Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
You die of pancreatic cancer.
I have plot armor, and I’m in a giant battlefield
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
The plot revolts and kills you off. From a stray arrow.
I am a Dragon Orb.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
I don't know what a dragon orb is, so you die because you no longer exist in my dream that some refer to as "existence"
I am in my basement playing on my Nintendo switch.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
Your basement was built poorly, and the beams fall, causing the whole ceiling to collapse on top of you, all while your house crumbles
I am forging a weapon on an anvil
I use the anvil to kill you in a very brutal mortal combat style fatality.
I'm falling
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
You never learned Feather Fall because who needs that, and you go splat on some rocks at the bottom of a cliff.
I'm making scrambled eggs.
Ryan (he/him/his)
Extended Signature
The goats are angry and murder you with swords
I am a blob of space gel in golden light
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
I use the force to hurl a star at you.
I'm always just barely outside your field of vision. You turn your head, and I'm still just slightly outside your peripheral vision.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
I hold up a mirror in front of me to see you and trick shot you over my shoulder.
I'm an amoeba.
Ryan (he/him/his)
Extended Signature
A giant chicken eats you before pooping you out into an egg that hatches a horse that eats you and kills you
I am Superman but kyptonite has no effect on me
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
Your foes realize that you're also weak to red sun radiation, and find a way to teleport you to the center of such a star. Your power is quickly sapped away, and the heat of the star obliterates you.
I am Mystryl, the original incarnation of the goddess of magic.
Bhaal kills you, or is that the wrong world?
I am a horse.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Your owner considers you to be amazing, and tells everyone to gaze upon your horse-ly greatness. Eventually he ends up asking a beholder to do so, and well, you're dust now.
(P.S. I have no goddamn clue, the Forgotten Realms lore is so cluttered.)
I am a fireproof tree in the middle of a jungle.
Fireproofing doesn't protect you from deforestation. You get turned into timber.
I am a Chainlock's imp familiar.
Ryan (he/him/his)
Extended Signature
You get banished by a cleric to the Nine Hells, then a rock falls on you there.
I am a flying monkey in the jungles of Chult.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You come across a flying monkey hunter
I am Animated Armor
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
You are dispelled
I am a string
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
I places beads on the string ,and tie them on nice and tight
I give the beaded string to freaky psychopath ,and I won't get too much into detail, but you'll more than likely end up broken at some point, and thus dead by association.
I'm sitting on a perfectly normal chair next to a perfectly normal table.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
I'm the rocks that fell and killed everyone.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew: Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
You said everyone died, and your someone, so you died too. You might be a rock ,but you still die. My ghost stabs your ghost with a spear.
I'm in the park.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)