Because you didn't give information on your current activities, you suffer from a blood clot that makes its way to your brain and causes you to die. Could've easily fixed that with some leech saliva.
you reevaluate what life choices you made to be here, and decide to turn your life around. You get a degree in law and become a respected attorney, you start a happy family with someone you love, and die of natural causes at an old age surrounded by people who cared. Aw what a nice ending
I am Master Chief
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my name is not Bryce
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For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Your player is stupid, and keeps jumping off the edge of a small cliff. Over and over and over and over and over and over...... I think your player is a 4 year old.
I am an atom.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
Your player is stupid, and keeps jumping off the edge of a small cliff. Over and over and over and over and over and over...... I think your player is a 4 year old.
Tiamat smiles and.... guess what..... he ask you smoothly, with an strange smile on his face.... " Why aren't you running away from me, little child ??? "". After saying this, he takes a long breath of air and.................. he exhales towards to you, an extensive deadly Breath of Poisonous dust.
It spits out an iceball. That hits you in the head and crushes your skull for thinking this was a different thread.
I wish to not make the same mistake as ShrimpFriedBryce.
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Your wish gets destroyed by a Counterspell spell casted by your wife. She needed you to be aware of the annoying childs.
I has de powa.... sumthin' neu has 2 ahrive........ xD
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
that something is an antimatter bomb.
i am a person made of antimatter in an antimatter plane dropping an antimatter bomb on earth from space
You and everything else made of antimatter collide with all the dark matter in space and you all die.
I am laughing maniacally about the fact that there's now a bit less dark matter and antimatter in the universe.
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The antimatter gets mad and gives you a nice high five... with the quantum force of a billion suns. You are utterly and totally obliterated.
I am existence personified
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
I use DIO's the World Over Heaven to erase existance
Kono Dio Da
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Due to confusion you accidently get duplicated, unfortunately your organs split in half between the two bodies
I am sus
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
You are ejected.
I am dead.
you stay dead
I am not able to be killed by any means
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Because you are dead.
Because you didn't give information on your current activities, you suffer from a blood clot that makes its way to your brain and causes you to die. Could've easily fixed that with some leech saliva.
I am collecting leech saliva.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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you reevaluate what life choices you made to be here, and decide to turn your life around. You get a degree in law and become a respected attorney, you start a happy family with someone you love, and die of natural causes at an old age surrounded by people who cared. Aw what a nice ending
I am Master Chief
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Your player is stupid, and keeps jumping off the edge of a small cliff. Over and over and over and over and over and over...... I think your player is a 4 year old.
I am an atom.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
A molecule bullies you and you die of fright.
You die of stroke because you never said anything about your current activities.
I am posting about my current activities.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Somebody hates your current activities and you die.
I am in front of Tiamat, who is preparing to breath fire, ice, poison, acid and lightning at me.
Tiamat smiles and.... guess what..... he ask you smoothly, with an strange smile on his face.... " Why aren't you running away from me, little child ??? "". After saying this, he takes a long breath of air and.................. he exhales towards to you, an extensive deadly Breath of Poisonous dust.
I see that moment from a safe place.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You explode for assuming Tiamat's gender incorrectly.
I am a D&D nerd.
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You get transported to the Forgotten Realms, yay! You try to become an adventurer, but get brutally murdered by flumphs
I am a seasoned adventurer, trying to figure out how a guy just got murdered by flumphs
my name is not Bryce
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For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
You get murdered by the same flumphs in the process.
I am flumphs.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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