It melts because you're on Venus. And also there's no breathable air.
I am Immeral, Interplanar Lichlord, leading the almost endless army I've created from killing the denizens of entire planets only to bring them back as undead under my control over a very, very long time into battle against the newest planet on my list, Ebberon.
I have spent years honing and perfecting the perfect grilled cheese, and have just entered a grilled cheese contest.
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
I'm playing dnd with my friends on roll20 but the DM smiles at my plan to jump off a bridge and have my girlfriend (BBEG Figther) jump after me, but I use the teleport spell to teleport up to the surface. If she doesn't jump, I lasso her down
The DM generously 'gave' the BBEG some Boots of Sure Footing. These prevent her from being lassoed, and now you're hanging under the bridge. She sneers, and cuts the rope....
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
...But you have a deck of many things and you decide to try your luck. You pull out the "Donjon" and you are never seen again, so everyone forgets about you. This is the equivalent of death for an unkillable God.
I'm a water genasi captain sailing my ship through a peaceful strait...
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I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
It melts because you're on Venus. And also there's no breathable air.
I am Immeral, Interplanar Lichlord, leading the almost endless army I've created from killing the denizens of entire planets only to bring them back as undead under my control over a very, very long time into battle against the newest planet on my list, Ebberon.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You lose.
I win.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You win a one way trip into Cthulhu's realm
I have spent years honing and perfecting the perfect grilled cheese, and have just entered a grilled cheese contest.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Litany Against Fear, Frank Herbert
You get grilled covered in cheese.
I am eating a strange grilled cheese in a grilled cheese contest.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Two days later, you die from grilled-cheese poisoning. You shouldn't have eaten the weird one!
I am.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
But not for much longer.
Eye.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Eye.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Needle.
Me
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
As you wish, my master.......
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I launch myself into deep space and magically swap places with you
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
You end up on Floor 207 of the Tower, with the giant vacuum....
I am the giant vacuum.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I'm going to light a small bomb and throw it at you.
Join the Town of Agreal! ----> LINK
Check out my photography on Flickr. ----> LINK
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
The bomb explodes before you throw it
Like being a player, love dming.
I AM YOUR DM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODS! XD
You are next to him
I'm playing dnd with my friends on roll20 but the DM smiles at my plan to jump off a bridge and have my girlfriend (BBEG Figther) jump after me, but I use the teleport spell to teleport up to the surface. If she doesn't jump, I lasso her down
The DM generously 'gave' the BBEG some Boots of Sure Footing. These prevent her from being lassoed, and now you're hanging under the bridge. She sneers, and cuts the rope....
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I switch places with you
I am a god unable to die
...But you have a deck of many things and you decide to try your luck. You pull out the "Donjon" and you are never seen again, so everyone forgets about you. This is the equivalent of death for an unkillable God.
I'm a water genasi captain sailing my ship through a peaceful strait...
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
You hear someone scream "Fire!", you turn around, and the last thing you see is a 1-foot diameter metal sphere flying towards your face.
I just shot a cannon at a passing ship.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
you're teleported to the passing ship
I teleported you
I'm not dead, and you see my Eldritch Cannon turn around to face you. Goodbye.
I'm piloting a ship I just stole.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)