My name is Sakura, I am a halfling- donut hybrid that is true neutral. I am learning French but am still influent, and speak English fluently. My hobbies include: reading, writing, dungeons and dragons, drawing, and listening to Dames and Dragons. I play both player and DM roles.
- my players during the Icewind Dale campaign's final boss
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Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
βWe defeated the dragon, we donβt need to worry about those mind flayers.β
βLetβs send our plate mail fighter to go snoop on the guards, they wonβt die, we wonβt get caught.β
βI HAVE SOLVED YOUR TRICKS, DUNGEON MASTER!β
DM: βYou see a large black cat with two tentacles coming out from its back.β Level one characters: βRoll to animal handle the kitty?β
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My name is Sakura, I am a halfling- donut hybrid that is true neutral. I am learning French but am still influent, and speak English fluently. My hobbies include: reading, writing, dungeons and dragons, drawing, and listening to Dames and Dragons. I play both player and DM roles.
Me as the Dungeon Master for 3 new players: βSure, make a strength check.β
Players: βOh shoot, a natural one. Do I take fall damage?β
Me: βYou take two claws as the roc wakes up from where it was nesting on the ledge.β
Players: βWait, what? You said a rock.β
DM: βI said a ROCβ
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My name is Sakura, I am a halfling- donut hybrid that is true neutral. I am learning French but am still influent, and speak English fluently. My hobbies include: reading, writing, dungeons and dragons, drawing, and listening to Dames and Dragons. I play both player and DM roles.
βDonβt worry. They couldnβt hit an elephant at this range.β Some famous general right before being shot between the eyes.
This is an actual quote from an American Civil War general, who stood up over his bunker to encourage his troops, who was promptly sniped by enemy soldiers seconds after standing up.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
"" Let's cross this tame-ish river, they said....
No danger will happen, they said ""
(( sadly the group didn't check how deep this river can be......... ))
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"No, I'm not gonna kill the dragon! He's asleep, what's the worst he ca-"
I am the head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms and conditions
*smacks table* DRAGONS
Genius is merely insanity channeled correctly
βI wonder whatβs behind this door?β
My name is Sakura, I am a halfling- donut hybrid that is true neutral. I am learning French but am still influent, and speak English fluently. My hobbies include: reading, writing, dungeons and dragons, drawing, and listening to Dames and Dragons. I play both player and DM roles.
"We killed it, so we're good , right?"
- my players during the Icewind Dale campaign's final boss
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
βWe defeated the dragon, we donβt need to worry about those mind flayers.β
βLetβs send our plate mail fighter to go snoop on the guards, they wonβt die, we wonβt get caught.β
βI HAVE SOLVED YOUR TRICKS, DUNGEON MASTER!β
DM: βYou see a large black cat with two tentacles coming out from its back.β Level one characters: βRoll to animal handle the kitty?β
My name is Sakura, I am a halfling- donut hybrid that is true neutral. I am learning French but am still influent, and speak English fluently. My hobbies include: reading, writing, dungeons and dragons, drawing, and listening to Dames and Dragons. I play both player and DM roles.
DM: βYou see a roc.β
Players: βUmm, I climb onto it?β
Me as the Dungeon Master for 3 new players: βSure, make a strength check.β
Players: βOh shoot, a natural one. Do I take fall damage?β
Me: βYou take two claws as the roc wakes up from where it was nesting on the ledge.β
Players: βWait, what? You said a rock.β
DM: βI said a ROCβ
My name is Sakura, I am a halfling- donut hybrid that is true neutral. I am learning French but am still influent, and speak English fluently. My hobbies include: reading, writing, dungeons and dragons, drawing, and listening to Dames and Dragons. I play both player and DM roles.
"Hey noodle man whats with 'em tentacles"
(to a mind flayer at level one)
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE π§ and tomato into PM me "PIZZAπ"
The bard : hehehehe, I'm a natural old-style lover, how much do you appreciate this Sexee body, young greenie something ?????
(( the Half-orc female bartender, after that, used a jug as an ""improvised weapon"" just to apply insta-Karma.......... )) xD
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
The paladin-
"I have 22 AC I'll be fine"
(tiamat with +19 to hit on their basic attacks)
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE π§ and tomato into PM me "PIZZAπ"
""I dislike using the INN's toilet... it's more comfortable using the fenced pigs... noone gonna watch me. ""
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"*makes pun that offends DM*"
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE π§ and tomato into PM me "PIZZAπ"
Cast Teleport to a random unknown place... THEY SAID
It can be funny as hell.................................... THEY SAID.
(( he said after realising he was teleported right to the glorious Demilich's restingroom )) xD
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"What's a Tarrasque? Can I seduce it?"- Bard
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"" Wait, do you think Sorceresses can't seduce Paladins ??? "" xD
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
βCan I assassinate the kingβ
"It's just a goblin by itself, it'll be easy." - level ones about to get ambushed.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"some people live long as dragons...Im not one of them" -Kelipso
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βDonβt worry. They couldnβt hit an elephant at this range.β Some famous general right before being shot between the eyes.
"What do you mean its a mimic?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
This is an actual quote from an American Civil War general, who stood up over his bunker to encourage his troops, who was promptly sniped by enemy soldiers seconds after standing up.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
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