Rogue: There’s no way the DM is going to sic a mimic on a party of level one adventurers.
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Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
My friend using a Minotaur covered in Honey : I'm unstoppable !!!!
(( 5 mins later ))
DM : hey, Mr. unstoppable, roll a CONSTITUTION sav. throw (( the DM was secretly rolling dices due to an incomming swarm of starved ants over the Minotaur ))
Wizard surrounded by zombies: I'll cast Fireball. DM (me): Where do you center it? Wizard surrounded by zombies: Well, in the middle of the zombies, duh. DM (me): Okay. Roll a Dexterity saving throw, please... Ex-Wizard whose corpse is no longer surrounded by zombies: Wait a sec...
Wizard: I cast wish
(In character):"I wish to not have to deal with this villain"
Rogue: There’s no way the DM is going to sic a mimic on a party of level one adventurers.
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
Player: "Nothing can stop us"
DM: (does the thing involving a bunch of dice from the disclaimer in the dungeons masters guide)
Dice: Rolls
Players: oh no...
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"oh hey there's the sun god"
-commits burn-
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
I jump down the hole!
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
"Tomb of Horrors cant be THAT hard..."
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Splat.
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
This pathetical wind dosen't hurt, do you see it ???
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
i will pull all the cards from the DOMT.
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
With your Help action, can you pass me a weapon ???
(( he throwed, literally, a double headed Heavy hammer at 20 ft. to my character.................. guess who died. ))
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"I walk through the corridor"
My friend using a Minotaur covered in Honey : I'm unstoppable !!!!
(( 5 mins later ))
DM : hey, Mr. unstoppable, roll a CONSTITUTION sav. throw (( the DM was secretly rolling dices due to an incomming swarm of starved ants over the Minotaur ))
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Ima go kill the 30th cr tarrasque with this vorpal sword.
DM: are you sure?
Player: yes duh.
DM:Suddenly, a rock that deals 4000 magical bludgeoning damage falls on your head.
Overly cocky player: "Tiamat, TIAMAT! Thats so stupid I could beat them without blinking..."
DM: *looks up tiamat stat block and places its token on the table*
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Mordenkainen wouldn't cast ice storm at 9th level directly at us to hit Strahd right? Right?
She fell unconscious. She was also our tank.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Wizard surrounded by zombies: I'll cast Fireball.
DM (me): Where do you center it?
Wizard surrounded by zombies: Well, in the middle of the zombies, duh.
DM (me): Okay. Roll a Dexterity saving throw, please...
Ex-Wizard whose corpse is no longer surrounded by zombies: Wait a sec...
(This actually happened)
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
"Oh, this is a neat-looking rock!"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"My dex bonus is fine,'
-Our paladin, who got knocked over 6 times by a dragons tail. In a row
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Hey, a Chest out in the open, how convenient"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]