(Male drow fighter/rogue upon seeing an army of elven warriors approaching the gates of the city) “I charge out and attack them with my bastard sword!”
stealthy min max rogue decided to give his "shadow" (undead shadow from monsters manual) a hug as a gag, twice. "Awww, its like giving myself a cold hug, next best thing to having a nice mirror in a dungeon, ." - loses 8 of his 8 strength and instantly dies. :( Our DM tries to give us better warning of imminent death due to gag now.
"don't worry, as long as we strike a deal with the hag, we'll be fine."
Borus wend, human rogue of the wood of whispers campaign
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
" Don't worry. this """""Beyond"""" Ancient White Dragon will be no match for us"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
(Male drow fighter/rogue upon seeing an army of elven warriors approaching the gates of the city) “I charge out and attack them with my bastard sword!”
We had a very nice funeral for him 😊
DM: "Alrighty, so the elemental charges forward at Sorcerer and *crits*.... umm...."
Wizard (Level 3): "I leap in front of Sorcerer to block the attack! My Mage Armor should keep me safe, right?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
stealthy min max rogue decided to give his "shadow" (undead shadow from monsters manual) a hug as a gag, twice. "Awww, its like giving myself a cold hug, next best thing to having a nice mirror in a dungeon, ." - loses 8 of his 8 strength and instantly dies. :( Our DM tries to give us better warning of imminent death due to gag now.
"I hug the devil."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Rogue: "Hey guys, look at this weird staff I found!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Wizard: "Oh, let me use it!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Barbarian: "Its only a baby dragon!"
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"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
Druid: "Who wants Goodberries?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Ranger: Don't worry, I have a +8 in Animal Handling.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Ranger: I detect an Ant hive at 30 ft on my left, let me Kick it... hahaha... gonna be funny.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Fighter: “With Invulnerability on me, I'll be fine!“
Antimagic field.
“What could go wrong?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"So, I count 24 teeth. Doesn't seem that bad...."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“What do you mean the green dragon breaths poison- “dies of poison•
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"don't worry, as long as we strike a deal with the hag, we'll be fine."
Borus wend, human rogue of the wood of whispers campaign
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Dm: “the sus barmaid serves you wine”
bard: “I drink the wine then seduce the barmaid!”
dm: done with the bard seducing everyone, “the wine was poisoned.”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"I smack the giant beehive with my +1 warhammer."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
" Don't worry. this """""Beyond"""" Ancient White Dragon will be no match for us"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Onward, to Valhalla!" *falls down stairs*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I'm responsible for several war crimes! WOOOO!!!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)