Can I polymorph into my Patron, although I only saw him once ???

(( truly was his last sentences after failing the cast plus the enough memory to remember who was that Patron ))

"I seduce the deity"-me, 2024

"I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast Fireball!"

"Hey, guys, look at this snakeskin!" Spoiler alert: it wasn't a snakeskin. 

[reading] "The BEAST is an unpredictable creature, which has led to the deaths of many adventurers who didn't quite prepare themselves. Although it's hard to map any of its patterns, we know that it likes to catch its prey unawaAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

“Sorry I didn’t quite hear that, could you please repea-“ fellow party member after they failed their dex save when I tell them to get out of the water as I casted lightning bolt on said water  

"Counterspell." - The last thing one of my party members heard after the cleric burnt their last 3rd level spell slot to revivify them.

Edit - I was hence murdered brutally by the War Domain Cleric and Beserker Barbarian because of this

Edit Edit - I do not regret it

Yo @Death_March are you able to get on the PbP forums yet?

"Hey, man, nice tavern!"

"Thanks!" 

"You gonna give me some free beer?" [holds up dagger]

"No! Of course not!" 

The town now has one less bartender, and a manhunt got underway.

"I don't care what lever does what, ones going to work." And that's how Indiana Jones killed yet another life.

@Weslockes I'm still locked out, and I can't understand why. Once I can get back there, we can continue.

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"I don't care what lever does what, ones going to work." And that's how Indiana Jones killed yet another life.

@Weslockes I'm still locked out, and I can't understand why. Once I can get back there, we can continue.

Got it, thanks for letting me know!