has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
"Ok, it's a tarrasque so it doesn't have any ranged attacks. We're all aaracockra, so we'll just fly up and-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HAS A ROAR ATTACK NOW?"
(Regarding the new 2024 version. One not doing that: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S PART DRAGON AND CAN BREATH FIRE NOW?")
Killed a construct the other day, and it said this as it died:
"I seem to have suffered critical damage... cheers to... the tin... man..."
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Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
"Come on, show me what you've got! I can take it!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Will you marry me? Wait, why do you have an axe raised at me?”
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
My second level Blood Hunter Werewolf: "For GLORY!!!"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
The bbeg of a one-shot I ran: "You fought well for your weakness. Good job, and goodbye."
Forever DM and perpetually online
Second-In-Command and Acting Master of the Underground
(Gnoll barbarian)(message me if you want context) "Guys he cant get us in here, he cant enter a house without permission. stupid vampire!"
NOBODY IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND!!!
"Well, shoot."-Gaffle, the Gnome wizard, moments before being disintegrated.
"We're the heroes, guys! We can't die!"-Flops the Barbarian as he charged solo into a horde of bugbears.
Tank, submarine, plane, and D&D nerd. I'm just here for the forum games and maybe some D&D every once in a while.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.-John 3:16
"Nuh uh!" The last words of Murdock, the halfling rouge.
"Do you enjoy going through hell?"
"Who needs healers, I have a potion of healing" - Fighter
"Where did you get that vial from?" - Rogue
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
I don't give a f### I cast fire ball
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."
and
"I got this!"
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
Does this have chickpeas in it? Cuz' I'm allergic to chickpeas.
You’ll meet three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.
Heh heh
diary of a wimpy kid reference
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
"no no no I promise you, she's completely harmless, aren't you little one? Wouldn't hurt a fl-"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Ok, it's a tarrasque so it doesn't have any ranged attacks. We're all aaracockra, so we'll just fly up and-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HAS A ROAR ATTACK NOW?"
(Regarding the new 2024 version. One not doing that: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S PART DRAGON AND CAN BREATH FIRE NOW?")
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Killed a construct the other day, and it said this as it died:
"I seem to have suffered critical damage... cheers to... the tin... man..."
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
"Even though I have a -5 to perception, I scored a NAT 20 on my perception check! We're fine, guys. Trust me."
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Hey, DM, tell me why Cyclops gets ADv. on Perception checks if they allways have ONE-SINGLE-eye ??????
Me (( a lvl 3 Paladin trying to move aside from a recently spotted Cyclops ))
DM : roll stealth check..... with disadv , please. (( laughing at me without explaining me the reason ))-
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
“Wait, no that is not what I meant to do!” - Every Sorcerer Ever.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult