Player one; Hey guys I have a great Idea I will put a bag of holding inside a bag of holding to double storage
Everyone else; Nooooo
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- Someone once told me that it is possible to play an artificer without collateral damage. They were wrong. Without collateral damage, what is the point of playing an Artificer?
- Nothing solves a problem better than a little gnome power!
"Can I pet it?"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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"Wha- is that a dragon?!"
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"Oh my goodness, I LOVE jello!"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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"Oh look! A lucky coin! Nothing can hurt me now!" RIP, get hit by a meteor.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Okay, I'm lying down over the hole. What do I do now?"
It was a geyser.
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"Oooo, a magic potion! I wonder what it does!"
*Drinks bottle and smacks lips*
"Hmm... tastes a bit like apple!"
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"Okay, I'm lying down over the hole. What do I do now?"
It was a volcano
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
How small of a volcano is that?
"Wow! A mimic! I wonder if I can keep it as a pet..."
No, you cannot.
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"Did that island just move?"
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It was a small volcano, and the person laying across it was a giant
"No no, don't worry, Vecna is my friend."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I'm 73% water! How can I POSSIBLY catch on fire?
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"I'm clever. I poked a beehive."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Druid ( drowning because he failed a dexterity check after his boat was broken ): DM !! can I pet that tentacle ????
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(( the rest of the party laughed barely soundly because they guessed what monsters belongs that tentacle to. ))
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"Don't flip that switch!"
"You mean this one?" He flips the switch.
KABOOM!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
(In a nuclear power plant)
"Isn't there supposed to be a screw in there?"
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"Mummy mummy look! I can swallow swords like they do at the circus!"
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Ooh, that's not good...
"Look, Daddy, no hands!"
Riding a bike down a hill
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Hey guys i used detect good and evil, it says there is evil nearby. the spell scroll must be defective.
i'm being forced to be late to every dnd session by bad scheduling and keeping up with these forums
unofficial titles:
Lightning strike of legend
The lvl 1 rogue: What's this thing's stats anyway?
The DM, new and fully unaware of the concept of CR: I don't know it looks like it has an AC of 21, 140 something hit points...
Me, a lvl 1 Bard: Wait, what's this things CR?
The DM: The things what now?
Me, also a part time DM: The Challenge Rating, the little number that tells you how hard it is to defeat?
The DM: I don't see that.. *Quick google search" It says it has a challenge rating of 11
Farewell.
Player one; Hey guys I have a great Idea I will put a bag of holding inside a bag of holding to double storage
Everyone else; Nooooo
- Someone once told me that it is possible to play an artificer without collateral damage. They were wrong. Without collateral damage, what is the point of playing an Artificer?
- Nothing solves a problem better than a little gnome power!
- Check this out https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?594932-The-TSAR-Tiny-Servant-Actuated-Robot-a-Revolution-in-Artificer-Combat for a work of pure genius (A little outdated but it should give you some ideas)