Players: “Surly a few kobolds would be easy to beat!”
Meanwhile tuckers kobolds:
*Fun fact: my dad was actually in that game. He says the name was changed or he must've misremembered it, but he was certain that he actually fought (IE suffered from) Tucker's Kobolds. He remembers them as Hogan's Kobolds, which is possibly what his group called them due to the show Hogan's Heroes being popular at the time and the kobolds being nigh-unbeatable like the protagonist soldiers from the show. He didn't even know about the Dragon Magazine issue until I told him about it, at which point he got a digital copy and was like "... yeah, basically."*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Players: “Surly a few kobolds would be easy to beat!”
Meanwhile tuckers kobolds:
*Fun fact: my dad was actually in that game. He says the name was changed or he must've misremembered it, but he was certain that he actually fought (IE suffered from) Tucker's Kobolds. He remembers them as Hogan's Kobolds, which is possibly what his group called them due to the show Hogan's Heroes being popular at the time and the kobolds being nigh-unbeatable like the protagonist soldiers from the show. He didn't even know about the Dragon Magazine issue until I told him about it, at which point he got a digital copy and was like "... yeah, basically."*
*HOLY ( insert naught word)!! NEW LORE?! THIS IS CRAZY*
Hmm what does this button do...
DruidVSAdventure
Check out my Homebrew Class The Evoker
Jumping straight down: Technically I can fall forever. Does this mean I get advantage? -My party rouge in a bottomless pit
are y'all doing a campaign or
"Half of us go left, the other half go right. We should meet up again eventually..."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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My friend's character was turning to stone and I said, "Now I have a statue for my garden." My friend wasn't happy.
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Okay, I think that you are innocent."-To my character.
Me: "I cast Fog Cloud and run."
I set it on fire
Me, "I try to harvest Purple Worm Poison." (Without proficency in venom extracting or a poisoners kit.) Proceeds to roll a nat 1. "Is that good?"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
"pfffft, of course I can swim"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“Is it just me, or is that boulder getting closer?”
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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"What do you mean all that gold I'm carrying weighs 10,000 pounds?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
DM: “well, It says here the CR’s pretty low, that’ll be a good challenge for my low level party, but surely it can’t be that hard!”
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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DM: “Well, It says here the CR’s pretty high, but that’ll just make it a good challenge for my low level party! Surely it can’t be that hard!”
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*bruh*
Players: “Surly a few kobolds would be easy to beat!”
Meanwhile tuckers kobolds:
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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DM: "Forget the chest, now your fricking hand's a mimic"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“Wait my hand’s a what now?”
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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"Nom nom nom"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“Wait so how much damage was that?”
*DM hands you a new character sheet*
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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*Fun fact: my dad was actually in that game. He says the name was changed or he must've misremembered it, but he was certain that he actually fought (IE suffered from) Tucker's Kobolds. He remembers them as Hogan's Kobolds, which is possibly what his group called them due to the show Hogan's Heroes being popular at the time and the kobolds being nigh-unbeatable like the protagonist soldiers from the show. He didn't even know about the Dragon Magazine issue until I told him about it, at which point he got a digital copy and was like "... yeah, basically."*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*HOLY ( insert naught word)!! NEW LORE?! THIS IS CRAZY*
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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