Players: “Surly a few kobolds would be easy to beat!”
Meanwhile tuckers kobolds:
*Fun fact: my dad was actually in that game. He says the name was changed or he must've misremembered it, but he was certain that he actually fought (IE suffered from) Tucker's Kobolds. He remembers them as Hogan's Kobolds, which is possibly what his group called them due to the show Hogan's Heroes being popular at the time and the kobolds being nigh-unbeatable like the protagonist soldiers from the show. He didn't even know about the Dragon Magazine issue until I told him about it, at which point he got a digital copy and was like "... yeah, basically."*
*HOLY ( insert naught word)!! NEW LORE?! THIS IS CRAZY*
*I firmly believe that my dad was the one who said "Oh no... it's them!" at the beginning of the story, since that fits his sense of humor perfectly. He used to frequently mention Hogan's Kobolds as the toughest monster in any fiction, and that was before we as a family got into DnD. He said that they could beat a Tarrasque given enough time to prepare.*
Players: “Surly a few kobolds would be easy to beat!”
Meanwhile tuckers kobolds:
*Fun fact: my dad was actually in that game. He says the name was changed or he must've misremembered it, but he was certain that he actually fought (IE suffered from) Tucker's Kobolds. He remembers them as Hogan's Kobolds, which is possibly what his group called them due to the show Hogan's Heroes being popular at the time and the kobolds being nigh-unbeatable like the protagonist soldiers from the show. He didn't even know about the Dragon Magazine issue until I told him about it, at which point he got a digital copy and was like "... yeah, basically."*
*HOLY ( insert naught word)!! NEW LORE?! THIS IS CRAZY*
*I firmly believe that my dad was the one who said "Oh no... it's them!" at the beginning of the story, since that fits his sense of humor perfectly. He used to frequently mention Hogan's Kobolds as the toughest monster in any fiction, and that was before we as a family got into DnD. He said that they could beat a Tarrasque given enough time to prepare.*
Players: “Surly a few kobolds would be easy to beat!”
Meanwhile tuckers kobolds:
*Fun fact: my dad was actually in that game. He says the name was changed or he must've misremembered it, but he was certain that he actually fought (IE suffered from) Tucker's Kobolds. He remembers them as Hogan's Kobolds, which is possibly what his group called them due to the show Hogan's Heroes being popular at the time and the kobolds being nigh-unbeatable like the protagonist soldiers from the show. He didn't even know about the Dragon Magazine issue until I told him about it, at which point he got a digital copy and was like "... yeah, basically."*
*HOLY ( insert naught word)!! NEW LORE?! THIS IS CRAZY*
*I firmly believe that my dad was the one who said "Oh no... it's them!" at the beginning of the story, since that fits his sense of humor perfectly. He used to frequently mention Hogan's Kobolds as the toughest monster in any fiction, and that was before we as a family got into DnD. He said that they could beat a Tarrasque given enough time to prepare.*
*that’s hilarious, do you have any more info?*
*No, but I can probably get some. My dad loves the little guys and even ran "mini-dragon heist" at one point, where we all played as kobolds.*
Players: “Surly a few kobolds would be easy to beat!”
Meanwhile tuckers kobolds:
*Fun fact: my dad was actually in that game. He says the name was changed or he must've misremembered it, but he was certain that he actually fought (IE suffered from) Tucker's Kobolds. He remembers them as Hogan's Kobolds, which is possibly what his group called them due to the show Hogan's Heroes being popular at the time and the kobolds being nigh-unbeatable like the protagonist soldiers from the show. He didn't even know about the Dragon Magazine issue until I told him about it, at which point he got a digital copy and was like "... yeah, basically."*
*HOLY ( insert naught word)!! NEW LORE?! THIS IS CRAZY*
*I firmly believe that my dad was the one who said "Oh no... it's them!" at the beginning of the story, since that fits his sense of humor perfectly. He used to frequently mention Hogan's Kobolds as the toughest monster in any fiction, and that was before we as a family got into DnD. He said that they could beat a Tarrasque given enough time to prepare.*
*that’s hilarious, do you have any more info?*
*No, but I can probably get some. My dad loves the little guys and even ran "mini-dragon heist" at one point, where we all played as kobolds.*
*hilarious. We need to share this new info with the wider dnd community… but how?*
i was in a campaign and then we killed the bbeg a bad witch and she said whatever you do don't touch the orb so i went to the orb and started rubing it picked it up and dropped it on the witch and said no that act destroyed the world i successfully killed an entire universe at level 3.
Money It's a crime Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie Money So they say Is the root of all evil today But if you ask for a rise its no surprise That they're giving none away
Money It's a crime Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie Money So they say Is the root of all evil today But if you ask for a rise its no surprise That they're giving none away
*after a battle, dying on the ground, last words* ”here’s my will, and don’t let Ryan burn it”
that might be my last words in case of death
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Money It's a crime Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie Money So they say Is the root of all evil today But if you ask for a rise its no surprise That they're giving none away
*I firmly believe that my dad was the one who said "Oh no... it's them!" at the beginning of the story, since that fits his sense of humor perfectly. He used to frequently mention Hogan's Kobolds as the toughest monster in any fiction, and that was before we as a family got into DnD. He said that they could beat a Tarrasque given enough time to prepare.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
*that’s hilarious, do you have any more info?*
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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*No, but I can probably get some. My dad loves the little guys and even ran "mini-dragon heist" at one point, where we all played as kobolds.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
*hilarious. We need to share this new info with the wider dnd community… but how?*
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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Extended Signature
i was in a campaign and then we killed the bbeg a bad witch and she said whatever you do don't touch the orb so i went to the orb and started rubing it picked it up and dropped it on the witch and said no that act destroyed the world i successfully killed an entire universe at level 3.
Just a grung lover
"She [the BBEG] already cast two fireballs, she's got to be out of high level spells" (3rd level party)
"Go warn the village. I'm gonna try and stop [character from above quote] from doing something stupid."
"ooooOOOhhhh a glyphh of warding ill touch it"
"Well, ive been resurrected about 16 times over my adventures with you guys, never thought id actually die"
Edit: bc PCs are resurrected quite a bit
Edit: it was funnier in my head
Money
It's a crime
Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie
Money
So they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise its no surprise
That they're giving none away
"For the kids!" - the Kobolds, trying to warn us about danger and us being hostile, right before being murdered
*i did not kill them btw, other party members, we um..
Split the party (then got captured)
Money
It's a crime
Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie
Money
So they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise its no surprise
That they're giving none away
Person one: dude what the hell are you doing?
person two: dont worry, there isnt any fall damage.
person one: dude what the hell this isnt a videogame.
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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Extended Signature
No, I’ve got Evasion. Cast your spell.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXV?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than... no wait WAIT!
Me: That Octopus can’t freeze me!
Octopus: *NOPE*
Me : *Dies rolls death saving throws*
Octopus: *LOL*
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
I play 3.5E…sometimes.
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
My avatar is stuck in Archeon help would be ideal.
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
*after a battle, dying on the ground, last words*
”here’s my will, and don’t let Ryan burn it”
that might be my last words in case of death
Money
It's a crime
Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie
Money
So they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise its no surprise
That they're giving none away
Paladin: I’d like to roll for stealth
I” got an 11 on my death saving throw! Oh wait, that’s a one. Stupid double vision.”
Average person.
I play D&D
In case you don’t know what D&D is : Not a rickroll
It wasn’t a rickroll…
"Ow"
Me: stuck inside an unkknown pipe.........
DM : roll dexterity saving throw ( laughing a lot because of the incommming avalanche of poo over me )
Me: ........................................ hey DM, should I laugh too or just roll ????
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Always wondered what lava felt like.
Sure I'll help you with your stew.
Tarrasque I'll get Jimmy back from you.
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?