Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Yeah for the next twenty minutes, can I have ten percent off?
Walks in [insert absurd situation].
Honorary Leader in the Pixie Peewee Powderpuff Pals!
Can I have sin(C)*(2)% off?
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Of course!
I already have a Cthulhu dog, so no thanks.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Nooo!
but we can give you 3.14…. Percent off!
I approve of the Cthulhu dog.
How about 3.14!^3 percent off?
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
No! We can give you 9.23 percent off though!
Thanks. He prefers to be called Kaiju.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*pets kaiju*
Sounds painful
also good night.
I think you wrote the decimal point in the wrong place. You mean to give me 92.3% off right?
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Yes! I meant 0.923 percent off.
Kaiju bites off your hand and tries to eat the rest of you, but I save you by giving Kaiju a chew toy forged from the fears of men and filled with the ignorance of humanity.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
The hand grows back. Kaiju notices it tastes like gasoline, lit matches, and broken promises.
He loves the taste as Cthulhu dogs eat depression, fear, and ignorance.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Good doggo.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way. 100% off?
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
He is a good boy. His mere presence keeps eldritch monstrosities from laying waste to the entire city.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
The hard way.
No.