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Yeah!

Flint's whole thing is he lives in the sewers and has no idea about civilised society, yet is still somehow a decent person

 That is… actually pretty interesting and cool!

Yeah, there's a reason he's my favourite character! He's my pfp

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Hey everyone! I'm going to run Out of the Abyss soon, but I've got some time while my players prepare.

 My players are taking longer than expected...

 Where is it?

 It's an in-person game. If you mean in the game, we just got to Blingdenstone.

If you guys want I can run CoS or OotA on Discord for you guys.

Cool that you've got to Blingdenstone!

I don't have Discord so maybe not

Hey, I have a totally random question: how large do you think a creature has to be to weld a short sword and short bow?

To weld those? They'd have to be a decent blacksmith

So I'm working on a setting called Iron Gut, which is set in a surreal industrial post-apocalypse. Computers and robots run on punch cards, the elements are sugar, meat, steam, steel, rot, and voltage, all sorts of weird stuff. One rule of thumb in this world is that it is so polluted that the world was plunged into an eternal state of famine. Another is that since the gods abandoned it, there has been a sort of divine power vacuum allowing specific creatures to become godlike entities that need to consume imagination and hope to fuel their supernatural abilities.

Anyway, if you guys have any suggestions or comments, I'm up for hearing them.

A cult of cyborgs who hate humanity, blaming it for the mass pollution, and seek to destroy their own humanity, subjecting themselves to immense physical and psychological tortures and trying to spread their ideology?

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A cult of cyborgs who hate humanity, blaming it for the mass pollution, and seek to destroy their own humanity, subjecting themselves to immense physical and psychological tortures and trying to spread their ideology?

 Part of my idea is that humanity is mostly dead, replaced by artificial creatures, so while cyborgs would be an unlikely occurrence, I may take your idea for the anti-human cult.

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To weld those? They'd have to be a decent blacksmith

 I misspelled wield, lol

Cool!

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So I'm working on a setting called Iron Gut, which is set in a surreal industrial post-apocalypse. Computers and robots run on punch cards, the elements are sugar, meat, steam, steel, rot, and voltage, all sorts of weird stuff. One rule of thumb in this world is that it is so polluted that the world was plunged into an eternal state of famine. Another is that since the gods abandoned it, there has been a sort of divine power vacuum allowing specific creatures to become godlike entities that need to consume imagination and hope to fuel their supernatural abilities.

Anyway, if you guys have any suggestions or comments, I'm up for hearing them.

 Two words:

Robot Dragons

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To weld those? They'd have to be a decent blacksmith

 I misspelled wield, lol

 I can guess, but I had to go with it!

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To weld those? They'd have to be a decent blacksmith

 I misspelled wield, lol

 I can guess, but I had to go with it!

 Lol, but can you answer my question?

Not 100% sure, probably anything bigger than a human, or human sized with multiple arms or insane dex

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Not 100% sure, probably anything bigger than a human, or human sized with multiple arms or insane dex

 Ok, let me rephrase this:

How big do you think a creature has to be to wield a short sword OR short bow?

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So I'm working on a setting called Iron Gut, which is set in a surreal industrial post-apocalypse. Computers and robots run on punch cards, the elements are sugar, meat, steam, steel, rot, and voltage, all sorts of weird stuff. One rule of thumb in this world is that it is so polluted that the world was plunged into an eternal state of famine. Another is that since the gods abandoned it, there has been a sort of divine power vacuum allowing specific creatures to become godlike entities that need to consume imagination and hope to fuel their supernatural abilities.

Anyway, if you guys have any suggestions or comments, I'm up for hearing them.

 Two words:

Robot Dragons

 Already there. They are one of the worst things humanity invented, and now, left to their own devices, they loathe smaller creatures for being able to interact with the world and act constructively as the dragons so desire to.

The dragons belch smog, oil, sludge, and steam in all directions and devour flammables wherever they can fuel their oversized bodies. They are creative, sapient war machines designed to cut down armies with ease. Each one is unique, and they are even capable of changing their programming by making new punch cards and inserting them into their brains. However, they lack hands and are typically too terrifying or dangerous to interact with normal society, thus their resentment towards it.

Ok, I'd go with 66cm as minimum, as Yoda is 66cm and can wield a lightsaber

My players are almost ready!

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So I'm working on a setting called Iron Gut, which is set in a surreal industrial post-apocalypse. Computers and robots run on punch cards, the elements are sugar, meat, steam, steel, rot, and voltage, all sorts of weird stuff. One rule of thumb in this world is that it is so polluted that the world was plunged into an eternal state of famine. Another is that since the gods abandoned it, there has been a sort of divine power vacuum allowing specific creatures to become godlike entities that need to consume imagination and hope to fuel their supernatural abilities.

Anyway, if you guys have any suggestions or comments, I'm up for hearing them.

 Two words:

Robot Dragons

 Already there. They are one of the worst things humanity invented, and now, left to their own devices, they loathe smaller creatures for being able to interact with the world and act constructively as the dragons so desire to.

The dragons belch smog, oil, sludge, and steam in all directions and devour flammables wherever they can fuel their oversized bodies. They are creative, sapient war machines designed to cut down armies with ease. Each one is unique, and they are even capable of changing their programming by making new punch cards and inserting them into their brains. However, they lack hands and are typically too terrifying or dangerous to interact with normal society, thus their resentment towards it.

 Robot Kobolds to help the dragons