Two, four, six, eight I think it's time for a date I've got a craving and I think you're my taste So won't you come out and play? Darling, it's your lucky day Why so blue, dear? Why the expression of fear? Not into falling for those crocodile tears So you've got nowhere to flee Now your soul belongs to me You've been invited to my spider dance Spider dance Spider dance So move along with me and clap your hands Clap your hands Clap your hands I'm gonna trap you in my spider dance Spider dance Spider dance You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance In this dizzying, twisted, dark romance Paralyzed, fear is in your eyes But your cries will go unheard even if you try Struggling is futile so get tangled up in me 'Cause to survive I think you're gonna have to pay a little fee Get caught in my spider dance Spider dance Spider dance You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance Got your marionette strings in my hands (Oh oh, oh oh) Some might call it greed (Oh oh, oh oh) But I think it's a need (Oh oh, oh oh) I could let you be (Oh oh, oh oh) But it won't come for free Caught you in my spider dance Spider dance Spider dance I knew your heart could never stand a chance Got your marionette strings in my hands
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
Here we are Darling brother How pathetic you've become Not that you were anything special You didn't even have potential To be half as great as me
You were exiled and a traitor I'm a soon to be dictator And I think that we can both agree You look better in an apron serving tea
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you're friends with the avatar And his dim-witted bunch You think your posse can stop me They can barely land a punch I'm invincible, inimitable And I sure as hell will win Because you are not even a player And you never have been
So you say that i'm a monster and a psychopath Because I laughed when Pretty boy couldn't take his daddy's wrath I'm the villain yeah it's true Don't compare me to you You're a quitter and a loser While I will see this through
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you say that i'm a monster Well I don't disagree Even my mother thought me evil So evil i'll be
I was born to be the ruler You were lucky to born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
is my answer.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
Here we are Darling brother How pathetic you've become Not that you were anything special You didn't even have potential To be half as great as me
You were exiled and a traitor I'm a soon to be dictator And I think that we can both agree You look better in an apron serving tea
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you're friends with the avatar And his dim-witted bunch You think your posse can stop me They can barely land a punch I'm invincible, inimitable And I sure as hell will win Because you are not even a player And you never have been
So you say that i'm a monster and a psychopath Because I laughed when Pretty boy couldn't take his daddy's wrath I'm the villain yeah it's true Don't compare me to you You're a quitter and a loser While I will see this through
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you say that i'm a monster Well I don't disagree Even my mother thought me evil So evil i'll be
I was born to be the ruler You were lucky to born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
is my answer.
actually I’m the oldest sibling is my household, I have a big sis but she lives in Ohio- and is technically my half sister
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
Here we are Darling brother How pathetic you've become Not that you were anything special You didn't even have potential To be half as great as me
You were exiled and a traitor I'm a soon to be dictator And I think that we can both agree You look better in an apron serving tea
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you're friends with the avatar And his dim-witted bunch You think your posse can stop me They can barely land a punch I'm invincible, inimitable And I sure as hell will win Because you are not even a player And you never have been
So you say that i'm a monster and a psychopath Because I laughed when Pretty boy couldn't take his daddy's wrath I'm the villain yeah it's true Don't compare me to you You're a quitter and a loser While I will see this through
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you say that i'm a monster Well I don't disagree Even my mother thought me evil So evil i'll be
I was born to be the ruler You were lucky to born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
is my answer.
actually I’m the oldest sibling is my household, I have a big sis but she lives in Ohio- and is technically my half sister
*you won't be the oldest for long. let this song explain*
I never thought hyenas essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
Here we are Darling brother How pathetic you've become Not that you were anything special You didn't even have potential To be half as great as me
You were exiled and a traitor I'm a soon to be dictator And I think that we can both agree You look better in an apron serving tea
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you're friends with the avatar And his dim-witted bunch You think your posse can stop me They can barely land a punch I'm invincible, inimitable And I sure as hell will win Because you are not even a player And you never have been
So you say that i'm a monster and a psychopath Because I laughed when Pretty boy couldn't take his daddy's wrath I'm the villain yeah it's true Don't compare me to you You're a quitter and a loser While I will see this through
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you say that i'm a monster Well I don't disagree Even my mother thought me evil So evil i'll be
I was born to be the ruler You were lucky to born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
is my answer.
actually I’m the oldest sibling is my household, I have a big sis but she lives in Ohio- and is technically my half sister
*you won't be the oldest for long. let this song explain*
I never thought hyenas essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
If you sayin you gonna kidnap me, I didn’t even read the lyrics I don’t have the attention span to do so
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
Here we are Darling brother How pathetic you've become Not that you were anything special You didn't even have potential To be half as great as me
You were exiled and a traitor I'm a soon to be dictator And I think that we can both agree You look better in an apron serving tea
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you're friends with the avatar And his dim-witted bunch You think your posse can stop me They can barely land a punch I'm invincible, inimitable And I sure as hell will win Because you are not even a player And you never have been
So you say that i'm a monster and a psychopath Because I laughed when Pretty boy couldn't take his daddy's wrath I'm the villain yeah it's true Don't compare me to you You're a quitter and a loser While I will see this through
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you say that i'm a monster Well I don't disagree Even my mother thought me evil So evil i'll be
I was born to be the ruler You were lucky to born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
is my answer.
actually I’m the oldest sibling is my household, I have a big sis but she lives in Ohio- and is technically my half sister
*you won't be the oldest for long. let this song explain*
I never thought hyenas essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
If you sayin you gonna kidnap me, I didn’t even read the lyrics I don’t have the attention span to do so
*then you won't be prepared.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
Here we are Darling brother How pathetic you've become Not that you were anything special You didn't even have potential To be half as great as me
You were exiled and a traitor I'm a soon to be dictator And I think that we can both agree You look better in an apron serving tea
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you're friends with the avatar And his dim-witted bunch You think your posse can stop me They can barely land a punch I'm invincible, inimitable And I sure as hell will win Because you are not even a player And you never have been
So you say that i'm a monster and a psychopath Because I laughed when Pretty boy couldn't take his daddy's wrath I'm the villain yeah it's true Don't compare me to you You're a quitter and a loser While I will see this through
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you say that i'm a monster Well I don't disagree Even my mother thought me evil So evil i'll be
I was born to be the ruler You were lucky to born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
is my answer.
actually I’m the oldest sibling is my household, I have a big sis but she lives in Ohio- and is technically my half sister
*you won't be the oldest for long. let this song explain*
I never thought hyenas essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
If you sayin you gonna kidnap me, I didn’t even read the lyrics I don’t have the attention span to do so
*then you won't be prepared.*
[[ on the contrary, I think I am sick, and will cough in your face ]]
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
Here we are Darling brother How pathetic you've become Not that you were anything special You didn't even have potential To be half as great as me
You were exiled and a traitor I'm a soon to be dictator And I think that we can both agree You look better in an apron serving tea
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you're friends with the avatar And his dim-witted bunch You think your posse can stop me They can barely land a punch I'm invincible, inimitable And I sure as hell will win Because you are not even a player And you never have been
So you say that i'm a monster and a psychopath Because I laughed when Pretty boy couldn't take his daddy's wrath I'm the villain yeah it's true Don't compare me to you You're a quitter and a loser While I will see this through
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you say that i'm a monster Well I don't disagree Even my mother thought me evil So evil i'll be
I was born to be the ruler You were lucky to born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
is my answer.
actually I’m the oldest sibling is my household, I have a big sis but she lives in Ohio- and is technically my half sister
*you won't be the oldest for long. let this song explain*
I never thought hyenas essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
If you sayin you gonna kidnap me, I didn’t even read the lyrics I don’t have the attention span to do so
*then you won't be prepared.*
[[ on the contrary, I think I am sick, and will cough in your face ]]
*on the contrary, i have a sniper rifle aimed at your head as we speak*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly. Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see, Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys? Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die. Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain. I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs) (mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil! Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I BLAST it! And let me tell you why. (normal voice) I've always had a weakness For barrenness and bleakness. I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun! I don't want your assistance or your adulation! I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye! Why? Come on, GUESS!! Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy? Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
Pick your poison.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around
What? Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate No
The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name Well, I can't say it How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it
Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes
Okay First word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes Betelgeuse?
Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? Yeah Okay, go
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Be Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
'Cause What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse Yes Betelgeuse Yes Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture
I'm offering you a full time specter But are you any good? You bet'cha Trust me, baby I just met ya Really it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with Got any references?
Lydia, there you are Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals You, get away from her Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is sexy Betelgeuse is smart BJ is a graduate of Juilliard He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
What the heck was that? So violating There you go, kid Couple of five-star reviews
What was that? That was possession Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Woah, woah, woah woah woah Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on my sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever Agh
Lydia What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Okay, so what's the plan? Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away I'll make him say my name
PICK IT!
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul!
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
Here we are Darling brother How pathetic you've become Not that you were anything special You didn't even have potential To be half as great as me
You were exiled and a traitor I'm a soon to be dictator And I think that we can both agree You look better in an apron serving tea
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you're friends with the avatar And his dim-witted bunch You think your posse can stop me They can barely land a punch I'm invincible, inimitable And I sure as hell will win Because you are not even a player And you never have been
So you say that i'm a monster and a psychopath Because I laughed when Pretty boy couldn't take his daddy's wrath I'm the villain yeah it's true Don't compare me to you You're a quitter and a loser While I will see this through
You're outmatched Darling brother So you better run and hide Get your pathetic little crew Yeah my flames still burn blue I was born a ruler You were lucky to be born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
So you say that i'm a monster Well I don't disagree Even my mother thought me evil So evil i'll be
I was born to be the ruler You were lucky to born I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
is my answer.
actually I’m the oldest sibling is my household, I have a big sis but she lives in Ohio- and is technically my half sister
*you won't be the oldest for long. let this song explain*
I never thought hyenas essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!
It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
If you sayin you gonna kidnap me, I didn’t even read the lyrics I don’t have the attention span to do so
*then you won't be prepared.*
[[ on the contrary, I think I am sick, and will cough in your face ]]
*on the contrary, i have a sniper rifle aimed at your head as we speak*
[[ on the contrary, you cannot see my head ]]
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
I think it's time for a date
I've got a craving and I think you're my taste
So won't you come out and play?
Darling, it's your lucky day
Why so blue, dear?
Why the expression of fear?
Not into falling for those crocodile tears
So you've got nowhere to flee
Now your soul belongs to me
You've been invited to my spider dance
Spider dance
Spider dance
So move along with me and clap your hands
Clap your hands
Clap your hands
I'm gonna trap you in my spider dance
Spider dance
Spider dance
You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance
In this dizzying, twisted, dark romance
Paralyzed, fear is in your eyes
But your cries will go unheard even if you try
Struggling is futile so get tangled up in me
'Cause to survive I think you're gonna have to pay a little fee
Get caught in my spider dance
Spider dance
Spider dance
You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance
Got your marionette strings in my hands
(Oh oh, oh oh)
Some might call it greed
(Oh oh, oh oh)
But I think it's a need
(Oh oh, oh oh)
I could let you be
(Oh oh, oh oh)
But it won't come for free
Caught you in my spider dance
Spider dance
Spider dance
I knew your heart could never stand a chance
Got your marionette strings in my hands
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
I'm not the damsel in distress.
I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess.
I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.
Nope... I'm the bad guy.
All these former villains that you see,
Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me.
So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime.
What am I, boys?
Captured Villains: She's the bad guy.
Dominator: Oh, it's magic
To watch a planet
Shrivel up and die.
Oh, it's thrillin'
To be a villain.
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry. (laughs)
(mecha voice) 'Cause I'm the bad guy!
Peepers: Oh my grop! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it! She wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil!
Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dominator: (mecha voice) Oh, ain't it fantastic?
I see something, I BLAST it!
And let me tell you why.
(normal voice) I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness.
I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this business rather fun!
I don't want your assistance or your adulation!
I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye!
Why?
Come on, GUESS!!
Wander and Hater: 'Cause you're the bad guy?
Dominator: Or, well, girl. (maniacal laughter)
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I died of cringe after reading this I’m going to bleach my eyes now
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Pick your poison.
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Don't you want a pal?
(Yes I do! Yes I do)
Girl, the way I see it
Your daddy should be leavin'
And you should stick around
Nothing
Defend yourself
Daddy is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate
No
But first you gotta say my name
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your daddy so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl, just say it three times in a row
And you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench, but coach
Just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name
Well, I can't say it
How 'bout a game of charades?
Yes, let's play it
Right
Second word
Uh-huh
Drink?
No
Beverage?
No
Wine?
No
Juice?
Yes
First word
Okay
Bug?
No
Ant?
Close, but no
Beetle?
Yes
Betelgeuse?
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken
Ready?
Yeah
Okay, go
Yes
Betelgeuse
Yes
Be
Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
What?
You're so smart
A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer
Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
Yes
Betelgeuse
Yes
Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimming with piranhas
I don't need a shark
Yes, life sucks
But not that much
Okay, Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Be a doll and spare the lecture
But are you any good?
You bet'cha
Trust me, baby
I just met ya
Really it's a flattering offer
Don't you wanna see dad suffer?
I think I'd rather just jump off
No
I may be suicidal
But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
You are tougher than you look
Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
Got any references?
Are you alright?
A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals
You, get away from her
Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Betelgeuse is smart
BJ is a graduate of Juilliard
He can help
We found him on Yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
So violating
There you go, kid
Couple of five-star reviews
That was possession
Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson
Any ghost?
Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure
Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal
They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell
I know, I went a little hard on my sell
But we're BF-F-F-F's forever
Agh
What? He was already dead
And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff
We don't need that demon
The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening
Together we can make a grown man weep
Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Teach dad a lesson
He's gonna freak when we possess him
So he wants the perfect daughter
I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
Yeah, I got game
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
Not running away
I'll make him say my name
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
PICK IT!
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I like beetlejuice but rick roll is fun *starts crying*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You know, deep down
You deserve to be punished
Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious
They weren't kidding when they said
"beware that witch"
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch
True? Yes!
And I fortunately know a lot of magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the Ministry and all that they suggest
You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one craving better teachers
That one wants a pure-blood world
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my office
Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!"
And I help them
Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone wasn't playing nice
And I'm afraid I had to
Rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber
We think a boy who talks back is the worst
In my class it's much preferred
For students not to say a word
And if you lie, dear
You may find that you get cursed
Come on, I'm not all that impressed
With your handwriting
Be sure to pay attention to your vowels
As you cut and bleed and flay
Learn the lesson for today
It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
I'm in charge
You're a jerk!
I'm a very busy woman
And I haven't got all day
You deserve this:
Get to work
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true!
If you want to cross a boss, my sweet
It's bound to take a toll
Get a clue and get a grip
And use my quill to sign the scroll
I am just so good at punishment
And there is no parole
This poor unfortunate soul!
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*decides I want sushi* oh look octopus sushi *eats octopus sushi in front of Ursula from the little mermaid Disney edition* bish
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Ursula eats octopus sushi with you*
(in the song, poor unfortunate souls, she tosses an octopus arm into her cauldron.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ I haven’t watch little perlais in years, I forgot how heartless she is ]] ey you wanna trick some fools?
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Darling brother
How pathetic you've become
Not that you were anything special
You didn't even have potential
To be half as great as me
I'm a soon to be dictator
And I think that we can both agree
You look better in an apron serving tea
Darling brother
So you better run and hide
Get your pathetic little crew
Yeah my flames still burn blue
I was born a ruler
You were lucky to be born
I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
And his dim-witted bunch
You think your posse can stop me
They can barely land a punch
I'm invincible, inimitable
And I sure as hell will win
Because you are not even a player
And you never have been
Because I laughed when
Pretty boy couldn't take his daddy's wrath
I'm the villain yeah it's true
Don't compare me to you
You're a quitter and a loser
While I will see this through
Darling brother
So you better run and hide
Get your pathetic little crew
Yeah my flames still burn blue
I was born a ruler
You were lucky to be born
I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
Well I don't disagree
Even my mother thought me evil
So evil i'll be
You were lucky to born
I burn hot while you're a flicker of the second-born
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
actually I’m the oldest sibling is my household, I have a big sis but she lives in Ohio- and is technically my half sister
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*you won't be the oldest for long. let this song explain*
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
If you sayin you gonna kidnap me, I didn’t even read the lyrics I don’t have the attention span to do so
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*then you won't be prepared.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ on the contrary, I think I am sick, and will cough in your face ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*on the contrary, i have a sniper rifle aimed at your head as we speak*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ on the contrary, you cannot see my head ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger