11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
If you asked Rick Astley for a copy of the movie Up, he would likely refuse, as he can not give you Up. However, in doing so, he lets you down, thus creating the Astley Paradox.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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Just don't be burning [1gp] please
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Nah, I’ll save that for a holiday :]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
-_-
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Arson is a slippery slope if you use oil
I am also here.
Am snek.
kerosene?
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
I don't know what Kero has seen
I am also here.
Am snek.
She's seen some stuff man
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Why did the frog become a lawyer
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
to get to the other side
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
So she could tsuyu
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
That joke is kinda mha
I am also here.
Am snek.
urm.
No
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
never gonna
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
gIVE YOU UP
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Never gonna let
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
you down.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
never gonna
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
run around and desert you
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
If you asked Rick Astley for a copy of the movie Up, he would likely refuse, as he can not give you Up. However, in doing so, he lets you down, thus creating the Astley Paradox.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)