i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Casts fireball dealing 26 damage on a failed dc 16 DEX save or half as much on a successful one.
no u
*has fire damage immunity as I am a red dragon*
*is a Noble salamander*
How about No.
How about yes
How about I win.
How about I cast fireball dealing 32 damage.
how about i'm still a Noble Salamander.
How about I'm still a red dragon that knows fireball
How About Noble Salamander as in the ELEMENTAL.
How about I cast fireball at 9TH level
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
How about I power word kill the noble salamander? The salamanders health is *checks monster manual for which dice to roll* 99. We’ll see if that works…
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
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*Vibes in Air Genasi*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
My sis is a water genasi
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
How about I cast fireball at 9TH level
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
*sips tea*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*sips spider Cider*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*sips sea tea*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*sips teas nuts*
I am also here.
Am snek.
*sips tea nuts*
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
*sips crab rave*
I am also here.
Am snek.
How about I'm still Steve's brother Stephen watching the whole thing while laughing maniacally.
How about I power word kill the noble salamander? The salamanders health is *checks monster manual for which dice to roll* 99. We’ll see if that works…
Hahahahaha
See power word kill
I rolled the exact average it suggests in the monster manual
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
Yeast.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
How about I cast GUN at 9th level
Edit: wait I'm not an artillerist I'm a battlemaster
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
And I have a gun *loads shotgun with religious intent*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
How about I cast magic missile at 9th level.
Counterspell
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
How about I cast shield
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)